Douluo Fight God of War
Chapter 2 Daily bickering
The second father, Pang Shou, hurriedly ate his food in silence, because he knew that Zhang Ruochen and the eldest brother were about to start preparing for their daily fights again.
"As old as you, we all play in the village. You are the only one who always runs to the mountains every day. Look at the houses outside that are not finished eating right now." The eldest father pointed out arrogantly and pointedly that Zhang Ruochen was too far away. , I eat too late every day, and I have to be called before I can eat.
Faced with his father's accusation, Zhang Ruochen retorted mercilessly, "How can I cook for adults at my age, and there are also children as old as me who urinate into adults' drinking bottles? You want to Let me learn from them?”
"Poof" Zhang Ruochen's second father, third father and fourth father all at once sprayed their rice onto the ground.
Zhang Ruochen's third father felt that his godson was right, but because of his personality, he could only continue to eat what he wanted.
He looked at his second, third, and fourth children arrogantly and speechlessly.
Since he, a soul saint, was speechless when being retorted by a six-year-old child, he looked at Zhang Ruochen with an angry smile, and for a moment he really didn't know what to say.
"Your second dad thinks you are so old, but he is much more sensible than you." Zhang Kuang quickly compared his second dad with this kid. Anyway, he didn't know what his second dad was like when he was a child. This is the advantage of age.
"If being sensible turns into fat, and the fat turns into talking nonsense, I won't be so sensible, and that means I'm sick." Zhang Ruochen continued to argue with his eldest father crazily while eating.
"My little grumpy kid, what do you mean I've become fat, what do you mean I've turned into a mouthful? Is your second father so unbearable? You want me to be handsome, charming and suave?" Pang Shou said in a broken mouth, but was interrupted by Pang Fat's one in the middle. His eyes were quickly suppressed.
Zhang Ruochen glanced at his second father and continued, "Why do you talk about me every time? Look at my second father. He has gained countless pounds. Why don't you care about it?"
"And Fourth Dad, you don't talk every day, you don't use a fan in summer when you stand next to me, and it freezes people in winter. Why don't you care about me? You only know how to care about me, a six-year-old child, and you have the nerve to do so."
"It's different." Dad said arrogantly.
"How is it different? We are all a family, and they all grew up under your management. How is it different?" Zhang Ruochen stared at his eldest father with wide eyes.
"I'm a generation older than you, but it's different." Zhang Kuang looked back and said with wide eyes.
After looking at each other for a minute, Zhang Ruochen felt that his eyes were sore and said, "Next time I will follow the example of other children and pee in the water you drink. It will be okay this time."
"How dare you, I told you to go home and cook quickly" Zhang Kuang roared
"Wow, what a great ideal" Zhang Ruochen screamed.
"Pfft, haha" Chen Sheng, Pang Shou and Pang Pang couldn't help it anymore, but they were stopped by Zhang Kuang's look.
"You bastard, please be more serious!" He looked at Zhang Ruochen in a arrogant and speechless manner.
"You know how serious you are now. Why weren't you more serious when you fed me? I took three bites of a bucket of gruel, and you ate the rest. You also said that I was too young and should eat less. If it wasn't three "Dad came back early, I was starved to death a long time ago." Zhang Ruochen said that Zhang Kuang was quite helpless when talking about this matter. He is used to eating delicacies from mountains and seas, and he is eating something that even pigs and beasts don't eat. When he sees people eating porridge, he can't help but eat more. A little?
"You were more serious about me back then, and I won't be like this now."
Zhang Kuang was also helpless and looked embarrassed, but in order to save face he said with a serious face, "I will spar with you tonight."
Zhang Ruochen looked at his eldest father's arrogance and said in shock, "What, aren't you sparring with third father today? Why do you want to bully the younger ones again, disrespect the young, shameless, and bully children? Are you still a father?" dignity"
"What does bullying the young mean? I am here to help you grow up quickly. Third brother, do you have any objections?" The eldest father looked at Zhang Ruochen with a serious face and said to Chen Sheng.
In fact, I'm thinking in my heart, I can't talk to you, but I won't beat you up, otherwise others will think you are my father.
Zhang Ruochen quickly looked at his third father with hope, looking pitiful and pathetic.
The third father, Chen Sheng, looked at Zhang Ruochen who looked pitiful, and then looked at his boss who was about to plead for mercy.
Zhang Kuang and his third child are together. You can tell at a glance that they are the third child.
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