Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

After beating twelve times in a row, Elder Danzo jerked his hips back and his whole body stopped.

Patting his clothes, Elder Danzo stood up and began to breathe.

After breathing for about half a minute, Danzo stood up and brought up Coke.

"Come here, and bring something."

Danzo carried the Coke to the door of the freezer, threw several hundred kilograms of Coke in, and then took out a piece of pork.

“On a beautiful morning, what could be more satisfying than eating a delicious pork rice?”

Danzo put on his apron, carried the pork, and walked into the kitchen.

"Tam, go and assist Elder Shimura in cooking!" Yasuo quickly ordered.

……

Tam and Danzo were busy in the kitchen, and Yasuo and his three disciples started playing mahjong.

"Active well, study well, play well, eat well, and rest well. This is the true meaning of our school of practice."

"I touched it myself. Sorry, I messed up again."

While Yasuo was telling the secrets of training, he used the system space to secretly change cards.

Skillfully sticking notes with the word "turtle" on the foreheads of the three disciples, Yasuo said with a smile:

"You must have all seen the movie called "The Gambling Saint of Konoha". In fact, it was adapted from the story of my teacher when he was young."

"No more playing, no more playing, you can't even win!"

Kushina grabbed her hair and said angrily: "Sister Tsunade said that although she invested in that movie, the script was all created by you, teacher. I didn't expect it to be a true story."

Pushing the mahjong tiles on the table, Kushina said thoughtfully: "So...Teacher, you really like Sister Tsunade!"

"puff"

Yasuo just took a sip of tea, and then all the tea came out: "Young kid, who told you such a thing?"

"Isn't it? Sister Tsunade said that you lose to her every time you bet with her!"

Kushina said with a wicked smile: "I won't talk about Sister Tsunade's level of gambling skills, so..."

Yasuo covered his forehead and sadly realized that he was unable to refute.

Excluding some discussions during game development and a small bet to test Masahiko's corpse fraud incident, Yasuo has only bet money with Tsunade once in his life.

It was the time when I went to the capital to sell knives when I was a kid, so it’s not wrong to say, “I lose to her every time.”

It turns out that if you lose this time, you will lose for the rest of your life!

Yasuo sighed, feeling that his conscience was too good.

"Children, dinner is ready!"

At this time, Danzo and Tam came over pushing a long dining cart.

"This...isn't it about breakfast? Isn't this too grand?"

Yasuo had a bad premonition: "Tahm, Tahm, what's going on?"

Tam touched his bald head and said sheepishly: "Captain Yasuo, I have calculated and formulated a very precise recipe based on the growth and development needs of several children...but..."

"But I felt that children need more nutrients to grow, so I increased the proportion of nutrients twenty times!"

Danzo proudly opened the tablecloth, revealing an extremely sumptuous dish.

"Come on, children, come and try these delicacies from your hometown!" Danzo put the plates of pig meat on the table with a satisfied smile on his face.

……

Saying goodbye to the Shimura clan, Yasuo hung Minato and Kushina upside down as quickly as possible.

"We must induce vomiting immediately!" Yasuo made a decision immediately.

Under Danzo's warm hospitality, both Kushina and Minato were forced to eat a lot of barbecued pork, and Minato even ate a portion of honey pig ears.

This made Yasuo deeply worried.

Although the "Ginseng Baby" weight loss method is quick and effective, it seems a bit too cruel to use on children.

Yasuo decided to use physical methods to stimulate his throat and induce the recurrent laryngeal nerve reflex to induce vomiting.

Stretching out his fingers and gesturing at Kushina's throat twice, Yasuo gave up.

"Minato come here."

Picking a female student's throat didn't seem to be a good thing, so Yasuo untied Minato from the tree and decided to let them induce vomiting on each other.

"Kushina-san, I'm sorry..."

Minato held out a sinful finger with a complicated expression.

……

In this way, under Yasuo's coercion, Minato induced vomiting on Kushina, and then Kushina induced vomiting on Minato.

Afterwards, the two of them weakly supported each other, feeling extremely afraid of Grand Master's family banquet.

"But Master, you obviously eat more, why don't you need to induce vomiting!"

Kushina could see clearly that Yasuo-sensei had clearly eaten three bowls of pork rice, and his combat power was second only to Grand Master.

“Being a teacher is different.”

Yasuo shook his head, patted his belly and said, "Look, it has all been converted into chakra."

"What about Senior Brother Luo Sha!"

Kushina pointed at Rasa's straight belly: "He eats more than me and Minato combined, why doesn't he need to induce vomiting?"

"e…"

Yasuo held his chin with one hand: "Then go and induce vomiting for him."

"I do not want!"

Kushina quickly shrank behind Minato.

"Minato, are you going?"

Kushina stopped Minato: "No, I don't allow you to do this."

Although Luo Sha felt very good about not having to have his throat picked after eating the delicious pork feast, at this moment, he still felt full of malice from the world.

"As for Luo Sha, there is no problem."

Yasuo patted Luo Sha's belly and said, "This is the man destined to inherit the mantle of your great master!"

Luo Sha, please don’t resent me as a teacher. If you want to blame me, blame yourself. You don’t have as many fans as others.

Silently, Yasuo handed Luo Sha another pig's trotter.

"Eat, women are all big pigs, eat more, and you will have a balanced mind!"

"Thank you Master!"

Luo Sha took the pig's trotter and gnawed it happily: "Master, you are so kind to me!"

Today is only the first day of practice, so it’s understandable that I can’t finish delivering the Cokes on time.

Yasuo didn't want to let the children deliver the goods anymore, so he made a phone call and asked Kado to drive a pickup truck to deliver the remaining Coke.

At this time, the time has reached [-]:[-] noon.

Yasuo made four hammocks in the woods and put the three children to bed on time for a one-hour lunch break.

Before taking a nap, Yasuo gave Minato a spinach salad and Kushina a tomato salad.

After being induced to vomit, the two children were already in a state of fasting and needed to supplement their nutrition.

"Both of you have special physiques, and you cannot blindly follow Konoha's mainstream diet."

Listening to Teacher Yasuo's warning to Minato and Kushina, Rasa laughed out loud.

He looked at his junior brothers and sisters with caring eyes, then turned over and went to bed.

……

As Yasuo said, the true meaning of spiritual practice is very simple.

Move well, study well, play well, eat well and rest well.

Then, be a happy, interesting and energetic person.

Yasuo had mixed feelings in his heart:

This is a cross-dimensional teaching from Teacher Wu Tian!

And this sentence, whether in this world or in that world, I always keep it in mind...

"Is this why you are still playing World of Warcraft in an Internet cafe when you are about to take the college entrance examination?"

Suddenly, a strong woman holding a feather duster appeared in front of Yasuo.

"what!"

Yasuo screamed and fell off the hammock.

It turns out it was all a dream.

Minato opened his eyes drowsily, glanced at the embarrassed Yasuo teacher, turned around, and continued to sleep.

"Hmm...another illusion...it's such a boring trick. How could my teacher Yasuo be so good..."

While half asleep, Minato murmured softly.

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