Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

"Xiaonan, how was the grade of yesterday's novel?"

In the cabin in the Land of Rain, Nagato said sleepily.

At the same time, he reached out and took the rice balls brought by Xiaonan, and ate them deliciously. Potato chips, fried chicken and the like were definitely not something that could be eaten every day. The rice balls made by Xiaonan were indeed the most delicious for breakfast.

But Xiaonan's answer was not so pleasant. She shook her head and said: "Yesterday's results were not very good. Most readers complained that the update was not on time and was very short."

"Short? I thought about it for four or five hours, but it's still short? As for the update not being on time, damn it, can you blame us?"

Nagato tugged at his long red hair and said angrily: "In such a remote place as the Land of Rain, the network is too unstable."

"Speaking of which, Nagato-kun, I discovered a pattern. Every time the network gets better... Mr. Beaver will appear nearby." Konan said with some uncertainty.

"That being said, I also noticed..."

Yahiko, who was doing youthful morning exercises, walked over while standing on his head, "So we can boldly assume that Mr. Beaver has special skills in finding wifi signals."

"I see!"

Nagato said with a fist: "Just like a guide bird will always point south, a pigeon's brain can sense the magnetic field of the earth, Mr. Beaver may also have an instinctive sense of smell for network signals."

"Perhaps we can find wifi by keeping Mr. Beaver in captivity?" Xiaonan blinked, thinking that his proposal was great.

"Boom! Boom! Boom!"

The door of the cabin rang again. This rhythm and this power were very familiar to Nagato and others. Needless to say, the person who came was none other than Mr. Beaver.

"Is there a signal?" Nagato asked quickly.

"Yes, yes, full signal!" Xiaonan replied excitedly.

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Ever since he took a long trip to Konoha, Uchiha Madara sat in front of Senju Hashirama's tomb for a long time. After returning to the Rain Country base, he paid more and more attention to health.

Life is just a few decades, but it is just a passing cloud. Only that small cemetery is my permanent home.

A great man like Madara would naturally be dissatisfied with dying young, even though according to his age, it would be a happy death for him to die now.

But Madara didn't see it that way. He had stayed in the dark underground for too long, and that time couldn't be considered alive at all.

He still has important tasks to complete, the revelations from his ancestors at Nanga Shrine are still unclear, and a peaceful world has not yet been created.

What's more, the new flavors of potato chips launched every month are so exciting.

Today, the relationship between eating good food and good health is very clear.

Uchiha Madara has repeatedly tested that once he runs out of food, his physical condition will immediately deteriorate.

Once you consume high-quality food, the aging virus is shut down, and youth and vitality take over again.

This feeling is very good.

There is also playing cards. This new form of entertainment is also very beneficial to the active thinking of the elderly and can effectively prevent Alzheimer's disease.

Uchiha Madara has always suspected that Hashirama's head is not normal, and it may be related to the fact that he only knows how to roll dice and cannot play cards as a high-level entertainment method.

Uchiha Madara knew that only by living long enough and keeping a clear head could he destroy Konoha and achieve world peace with the Infinite Tsukuyomi Plan.

Therefore, in order to destroy Konoha, he was determined to work hard to survive, not only to survive, but also to live with quality and live like an old man.

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Today is the long-lost weekend, and it’s time to compete with those three little guys on their poker skills.

Madara Uchiha, with Fei dressed as a woman, knocked on the familiar cabin again.

What puzzled Uchiha Madara was that he vaguely felt that something was wrong with the way the three brats looked at him today.

It wasn't a malicious look. If anyone dared to plot something against a legendary ninja like him, Uchiha Madara was confident that he would be able to find out immediately.

In fact, Uchiha Madara's confidence is not unfounded.

After Naruto mastered the Shadow Clone Technique, he was the only one who could see through it at a glance, even Kaguya couldn't do it.

Although it was certain that these brats had no ill intentions towards him, Uchiha Madara still felt a little weird.

These guys seem to be too kind to themselves?

Eating potato chips, drinking Coke, and enjoying Konan's shoulder squeeze, Uchiha Madara flicked his long teeth with his fingers and asked: "Tell me, what are you hiding from me? I have eaten more earthworms than You have eaten a lot of soba noodles, and I can see your little thoughts at a glance."

"This one……"

Nagato and Yahiko looked at each other and said, "Although it's a bit presumptuous, we would like to invite you to live on the ground. We can build you a new house."

"I should have told you that I have very important things to do, and I only have two days a week to come here for recreation."

Uchiha Madara shook his head, a look of vicissitudes of life appeared on his face: "I am a person who should have died. He is wandering between life and death and is not worthy of bathing in the sun."

"Yes, boys, you do have a lot of work to do, and I can't be with you every day." A Fei showed a pity look.

No matter how Yahiko Nagato tried to persuade him to stay, Madara Uchiha still wouldn't let go.

Not to mention training and so on, the breeding situation of Bai Zetsu is very serious, and Madara is currently not allowed to leave the base for a long time at all.

Those two madmen, Kakuzu and Demon Zhan, seemed to have allies now, and their demand for White Zetsu became even stronger.

After all, Madara Uchiha is very old. Even if he fights his life to kill those madmen, his body will definitely collapse. Therefore, he can only succumb to the power of Kakuzu Demon Zhan and increase the production of White Zetsu.

Uchiha Madara would definitely not talk to the juniors about such an embarrassing and embarrassing matter, so he could only insist that he could not stay here forever.

In fact, Madara was very excited when faced with the "captive breeding plan" proposed by Nagato. This is simply the best one-stop care for the elderly and hospice.

But Uchiha Madara could only say no with tears in his eyes.

Nonetheless, he agreed to stay here tonight.

This is something that has never been done before.

"Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about wifi, but from what you are saying, this is an item that is already popular in Konoha?"

During dinner, Uchiha Madara finally understood what Nagato and the others wanted and asked a little strangely.

"Hey, don't mention it!"

Yahiko shook his head in distress, "When Mr. Jiraiya was here, he had applied several times to open it here. However, Blackwater Telecom said that if a base station is to be set up, it must obtain the consent of the local government.

The officials of the Land of Rain are very stupid. They say that WiFi base stations contain radiation and are harmful to the human body. They also say that the so-called Internet is electronic drugs, a conspiracy of Konoha, and a sugar-coated cannonball for Konoha to try to subvert the rule of Lord Hanzo! "

"This does look a lot like Hanzo's style."

Uchiha spotted nodded: "A veteran ninja like him has too conservative and decadent ideas."

Nagato said distressedly: "So, it is impossible to use high-quality and stable wifi in the Land of Rain. This has also led to the frequent delays in updating my serialized novels and comics, which has affected my grades."

"Then you have never thought about overthrowing Hanzo's rule and establishing a country where everyone can enjoy that... that wifi?" Uchiha Madara took a sip of Coke and said leisurely.

Nagato and Yahiko looked at each other and their eyes lit up: "Everyone has wifi and everyone can surf the Internet. Is it really possible to achieve this in a country like this?"

"Of course, people's dreams will never end!" Uchiha Madara narrowed his eyes and drank the coke in one gulp.

"Human dreams never end?"

Nagato hugged his blushing comic manuscript tightly, and his eyes gradually became firm: "This country is crying. It's time for these rotten and outdated guys to see the anger of otakus!"

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