Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha
Chapter 330 The Strongest Illusion
"discharge!"
At the entrance of the ANBU building, there was a long camel team. Following the order from the stalwart man, the ANBU ninjas began to carry the supplies off the camels.
There are a wide variety of supplies, most of which are specialties from various countries in the Western Regions, as well as various jewelry and gold.
"Master, are these trophies? Don't they need to be handed over to the village finance department's warehouse?" Yasuo respectfully handed his master a can of Coke and asked while rubbing his hands.
"What? Don't you dare to accept it? Then I'll just transport it away, master." Danzo opened the Coke can with a "stab", rolled his eyes at his beloved disciple, and drank it all in one gulp.
"do not!"
Yasuo quickly waved his hand and said: "Should we send it to the Finance Department and distribute it? It would be too troublesome and a waste of manpower. Both the left and right are protecting Konoha, so there is no need to distinguish it so clearly."
The ANBU building has no gold, silver or jewelry available, so it obviously needs to be liquidated.
When it comes to liquidating it, is there any faster and more efficient way than selling it to Blackwater Auction House at a [-]% discount?
It seems that after teaching too much, Yasuo felt that he had become unskilled in guarding Konoha, and he couldn't help but start to reflect on himself.
Danzo casually rolled the Coke can into small balls, accurately flicked it into the trash can with his fingers, and then said coldly:
"The thief from Menyan actually cut off my pig supply for a year. This is a life-and-death feud! How can I hand over supplies to him again!"
"Luckily camels are delicious." Danzo thought for a moment and then added.
“No matter how delicious camel and lamb are, how can they compare to the pork rice from home!”
Yasuo stretched out his finger, poked his master in the stomach, and said sadly: "Master, look, your waist circumference growth rate and year-on-year increase index have dropped!"
"Hey, in order to have a bite of the delicacies of my hometown, I traveled all day and night to get back. In the end, the mount I finally found collapsed from exhaustion."
Danzo shook his head and said: "Let's not talk about this anymore. Didn't you say before that you recruited three disciples? Let me take a look at where they are."
After recalling Minato's panicked look and the red handprints on his face, Yasuo spread his hands and said, "Those little bastards are still in their infancy, Master, you don't need to take care of them."
At this time, Kato Dan ran over and said respectfully:
"Report to Elder Danzo, Lord Yasuo, the luncheon is ready."
Danzo touched the side of his stomach and said, "Let's eat first. After a busy day, I'm so hungry that my chest is touching my back."
Without the use of software techniques, Elder Danzo would not be able to touch the front of his belly.
He waved to the remaining ninjas to continue carrying supplies and walked towards the door.
Suddenly he stopped and Elder Danzo glanced at the doorframe and said, "Xiaodan, remember to tell Yamanaka Shinichi later to replace all the doorframes in the department."
"Anyway, the Konoha gate needs to be repaired, so just put all the expenses in one lump sum. The door frame, which has been used for decades, can no longer meet the current requirements of the growing ANBU."
After saying that, Elder Danzo took a sharp breath, contracted his stomach, and squeezed through the door.
The luncheon was just a private banquet within the group, with not many people but plenty of food.
Looking at the dazzling array of familiar dishes, Elder Danzo's eyes were red.
He picked up a pair of pig ears, stirred them in the tomato sauce, and then threw it into his mouth. Elder Danzo looked intoxicated.
"This is the taste, this is the taste!"
Kato Dan, Yamanaka Shinichi, and the five information department officers all swallowed and looked at their superiors eagerly.
"Don't be dumbfounded, eat, eat everything!" Although Elder Danzo is determined to protect food, it is always more delicious if everyone eats together.
Yasuo huddled aside and looked at the windy battlefield, feeling glad that Minato and the others were not brought here.
What if you are infected?
It's not a matter of handsomeness or not, the key is that as a master, I'm afraid I can't afford to support them.
After a few people had had enough wine and food, more than 80 chefs hired by the Anbu temporarily collapsed in the kitchen.
Elder Danzo picked his teeth while asking about some recent events in Konoha.
The tool that Elder Danzo used to pick his teeth was the pen belonging to Hiruzen Sarutobi.
This is a very useful tool.
When capped, it can be used to pick your nose.
Take off the pen cap and use the tip of the pen to pick teeth, which is very convenient and easy to use.
"By the way, master, how is the development of your technique going?"
Here are the absolute confidants of the group, and Yasuo did not shy away from asking questions that he had always been concerned about.
When he took leave from Sunagakure Village and returned to Konoha, Danzo began to develop weight-loss ninjutsu, but judging from today's situation, there seems to be no progress.
However, beyond Yasuo's expectation, Danzo laughed loudly and said: "Who is my teacher? I am the root of Konoha, the fierce tiger of Konoha. That guy Sarutobi is a doctor of ninjutsu, I am also a ninjutsu at least." Master, how could you be stumped by something like this!"
Yasuo said doubtfully: "Then Master, why don't you..."
"Why not? Do you think there's something wrong with my teacher's current figure?"
"Uh... Master, that's not what I meant... Also, please don't flick your pen around, I'll get dizzy."
"Hmph, you traitor, you want my pen, but I am reluctant to give it to you!"
"Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~"
At this moment, the cell phone suddenly rang, interrupting Elder Danzo's anger.
Danzo took out his cell phone and his expression changed.
Yasuo glanced at it from a distance and realized that it was not a call, but a video invitation via QQ.
Danzo jumped up from the special stool, zigzagged to a room, and then carefully closed the door.
There is another reason why I chose to have a video call in this room.
On the one hand, this room is relatively remote to avoid embarrassment.
On the other hand, this room is where the router is stored. The signal is very good, the video does not freeze, and the call quality is high.
After making sure that no one was around, Danzo nodded with satisfaction.
"Transformation!"
As a burst of white smoke dissipated, an oversized "Full Meat Galen" appeared in the room.
Quanrou Galen quickly formed seals again, and then the space gradually became slightly distorted.
"The most powerful illusion beauty camera!"
As the seal was completed, a small airflow appeared around the full-flesh Galen. Through the refraction of light, the "full-flesh Galen" turned into a "half-flesh Galen".
"Qianqian, the food in Konoha is very good, but I seem to have gained weight again."
Picking up the phone and accepting the video invitation, "Half-Meat Galen" pointed at his double chin in distress, sighed and complained.
"Zangzang, it's okay. What I love is your person, not your appearance. No matter how fat you are, I will still love you."
On the screen, a red-haired woman shook her head, her eyes full of tenderness.
She seemed to suddenly remember something, and pointed to the corners of her eyes and said uneasily: "Zangzang, look, there are more wrinkles in the corners of my eyes. The wind and sand in the Kingdom of Wind are too strong. I seem to be getting older and older recently." Soon."
"It doesn't matter, I love you as a person, not your appearance. Even if your appearance is old, you are still my little beauty and my soul!"
In excitement, "Half-Meat Galen"'s double chin swelled even more.
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At the entrance of the ANBU building, there was a long camel team. Following the order from the stalwart man, the ANBU ninjas began to carry the supplies off the camels.
There are a wide variety of supplies, most of which are specialties from various countries in the Western Regions, as well as various jewelry and gold.
"Master, are these trophies? Don't they need to be handed over to the village finance department's warehouse?" Yasuo respectfully handed his master a can of Coke and asked while rubbing his hands.
"What? Don't you dare to accept it? Then I'll just transport it away, master." Danzo opened the Coke can with a "stab", rolled his eyes at his beloved disciple, and drank it all in one gulp.
"do not!"
Yasuo quickly waved his hand and said: "Should we send it to the Finance Department and distribute it? It would be too troublesome and a waste of manpower. Both the left and right are protecting Konoha, so there is no need to distinguish it so clearly."
The ANBU building has no gold, silver or jewelry available, so it obviously needs to be liquidated.
When it comes to liquidating it, is there any faster and more efficient way than selling it to Blackwater Auction House at a [-]% discount?
It seems that after teaching too much, Yasuo felt that he had become unskilled in guarding Konoha, and he couldn't help but start to reflect on himself.
Danzo casually rolled the Coke can into small balls, accurately flicked it into the trash can with his fingers, and then said coldly:
"The thief from Menyan actually cut off my pig supply for a year. This is a life-and-death feud! How can I hand over supplies to him again!"
"Luckily camels are delicious." Danzo thought for a moment and then added.
“No matter how delicious camel and lamb are, how can they compare to the pork rice from home!”
Yasuo stretched out his finger, poked his master in the stomach, and said sadly: "Master, look, your waist circumference growth rate and year-on-year increase index have dropped!"
"Hey, in order to have a bite of the delicacies of my hometown, I traveled all day and night to get back. In the end, the mount I finally found collapsed from exhaustion."
Danzo shook his head and said: "Let's not talk about this anymore. Didn't you say before that you recruited three disciples? Let me take a look at where they are."
After recalling Minato's panicked look and the red handprints on his face, Yasuo spread his hands and said, "Those little bastards are still in their infancy, Master, you don't need to take care of them."
At this time, Kato Dan ran over and said respectfully:
"Report to Elder Danzo, Lord Yasuo, the luncheon is ready."
Danzo touched the side of his stomach and said, "Let's eat first. After a busy day, I'm so hungry that my chest is touching my back."
Without the use of software techniques, Elder Danzo would not be able to touch the front of his belly.
He waved to the remaining ninjas to continue carrying supplies and walked towards the door.
Suddenly he stopped and Elder Danzo glanced at the doorframe and said, "Xiaodan, remember to tell Yamanaka Shinichi later to replace all the doorframes in the department."
"Anyway, the Konoha gate needs to be repaired, so just put all the expenses in one lump sum. The door frame, which has been used for decades, can no longer meet the current requirements of the growing ANBU."
After saying that, Elder Danzo took a sharp breath, contracted his stomach, and squeezed through the door.
The luncheon was just a private banquet within the group, with not many people but plenty of food.
Looking at the dazzling array of familiar dishes, Elder Danzo's eyes were red.
He picked up a pair of pig ears, stirred them in the tomato sauce, and then threw it into his mouth. Elder Danzo looked intoxicated.
"This is the taste, this is the taste!"
Kato Dan, Yamanaka Shinichi, and the five information department officers all swallowed and looked at their superiors eagerly.
"Don't be dumbfounded, eat, eat everything!" Although Elder Danzo is determined to protect food, it is always more delicious if everyone eats together.
Yasuo huddled aside and looked at the windy battlefield, feeling glad that Minato and the others were not brought here.
What if you are infected?
It's not a matter of handsomeness or not, the key is that as a master, I'm afraid I can't afford to support them.
After a few people had had enough wine and food, more than 80 chefs hired by the Anbu temporarily collapsed in the kitchen.
Elder Danzo picked his teeth while asking about some recent events in Konoha.
The tool that Elder Danzo used to pick his teeth was the pen belonging to Hiruzen Sarutobi.
This is a very useful tool.
When capped, it can be used to pick your nose.
Take off the pen cap and use the tip of the pen to pick teeth, which is very convenient and easy to use.
"By the way, master, how is the development of your technique going?"
Here are the absolute confidants of the group, and Yasuo did not shy away from asking questions that he had always been concerned about.
When he took leave from Sunagakure Village and returned to Konoha, Danzo began to develop weight-loss ninjutsu, but judging from today's situation, there seems to be no progress.
However, beyond Yasuo's expectation, Danzo laughed loudly and said: "Who is my teacher? I am the root of Konoha, the fierce tiger of Konoha. That guy Sarutobi is a doctor of ninjutsu, I am also a ninjutsu at least." Master, how could you be stumped by something like this!"
Yasuo said doubtfully: "Then Master, why don't you..."
"Why not? Do you think there's something wrong with my teacher's current figure?"
"Uh... Master, that's not what I meant... Also, please don't flick your pen around, I'll get dizzy."
"Hmph, you traitor, you want my pen, but I am reluctant to give it to you!"
"Beep~Beep~Beep~Beep~"
At this moment, the cell phone suddenly rang, interrupting Elder Danzo's anger.
Danzo took out his cell phone and his expression changed.
Yasuo glanced at it from a distance and realized that it was not a call, but a video invitation via QQ.
Danzo jumped up from the special stool, zigzagged to a room, and then carefully closed the door.
There is another reason why I chose to have a video call in this room.
On the one hand, this room is relatively remote to avoid embarrassment.
On the other hand, this room is where the router is stored. The signal is very good, the video does not freeze, and the call quality is high.
After making sure that no one was around, Danzo nodded with satisfaction.
"Transformation!"
As a burst of white smoke dissipated, an oversized "Full Meat Galen" appeared in the room.
Quanrou Galen quickly formed seals again, and then the space gradually became slightly distorted.
"The most powerful illusion beauty camera!"
As the seal was completed, a small airflow appeared around the full-flesh Galen. Through the refraction of light, the "full-flesh Galen" turned into a "half-flesh Galen".
"Qianqian, the food in Konoha is very good, but I seem to have gained weight again."
Picking up the phone and accepting the video invitation, "Half-Meat Galen" pointed at his double chin in distress, sighed and complained.
"Zangzang, it's okay. What I love is your person, not your appearance. No matter how fat you are, I will still love you."
On the screen, a red-haired woman shook her head, her eyes full of tenderness.
She seemed to suddenly remember something, and pointed to the corners of her eyes and said uneasily: "Zangzang, look, there are more wrinkles in the corners of my eyes. The wind and sand in the Kingdom of Wind are too strong. I seem to be getting older and older recently." Soon."
"It doesn't matter, I love you as a person, not your appearance. Even if your appearance is old, you are still my little beauty and my soul!"
In excitement, "Half-Meat Galen"'s double chin swelled even more.
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