Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

Yasuo never thought that he would see a woman who looked like Katarina in the world of Naruto. What was even more shocking was that she was actually his master's twilight love interest.

We must save this poor girl!

Throughout the afternoon, Yasuo tried his best to portray the image of a rude and reckless man.

Although Danzo told Chiyo that he was a businessman, no one stipulated that a businessman cannot be a reckless man.

After all, he is a man who has made several movies. Although his acting skills may not be very good, it should not be a problem to fool a country girl.

Seeing the afterglow of the setting sun rippling in the sky, Yasuo planned to end this tortured conversation quickly with a sharp knife to cut through the mess.

Yasuo tapped the spoon on the Coke goblet, considered his words, and said:

"Miss Qianqian, it's a pity that I'm just a rough guy. I'll scare you to death if I tell you how rough I am.

I didn’t tell you on the Internet before, I just said that I am a businessman. In fact, I am a businessman who sells pigs. Occasionally, I will kill pigs myself.

Have you ever seen a pig being killed? The knife is raised and dropped, a white knife goes in and a red knife comes out. A big fat pig squeals and dies, with blood pouring to the ground. Can you imagine that scene?

I swear to God, it was a terrible scene, but I enjoyed it endlessly. Would you be scared of me like this? "

Yasuo searched his guts, looking for some rude and bloody words to organize his language, and at the same time secretly glanced at the red-haired girl with his peripheral vision.

A "painful expression.jpg" appeared on the red-haired girl's face.

"Eh? Miss Qianqian, aren't you afraid of these?"

Yasuo blinked to confirm that the red-haired girl did indeed have an interesting smile on her lips. However, the next second, the smile quickly faded and turned into a slightly frightened expression.

"Oh, Lun, this is really terrible." The red-haired girl patted her chest.

"You'd better tell me to hide. Whether it's Garen or Huang He, these are all my pseudonyms when I do business." Yasuo decided not to let the eldest brother of Demacia take the blame.

The red-haired girl nodded: "Well, Zangzang, this name is easier to pronounce."

"The name doesn't matter."

Yasuo interrupted her rudely and said with a hopeful look on his face: "Anyway, now that you know my identity, do you still want to contact me in the future?"

Dislike me, hate me, and block me permanently!

Yasuo prayed silently in his heart. No young girl would be tempted by a stupid guy who speaks vulgar words.

However, contrary to Yasuo's expectation, the red-haired girl did not show any negative emotions, but nodded and said: "Of course, people just like you who are so forthright and true!"

The red-haired girl thought for a while and then said: "If you are willing to do so, can you teach me how to kill pigs? If we can complete a work together, it would be very romantic to think about it..."

Yasuo: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Pigs are so cute, why do you want to kill them?"

"As long as you like Zangzang, you can kill anything..."

Yasuo: "╰(*°▽°*)╯"

"Boss, I want to pay the bill!"

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When Yasuo returned to the Konoha garrison headquarters, he was in a state of confusion. Even when the ninja on duty guarding the door saluted him, Yasuo didn't notice.

Under the bright moonlight, the worldview established by Yasuo and his two generations collapsed.

"ZizzZZZZ"

At this time, Yasuo's cell phone rang.

"Hey, Master, I'll report to you right away."

"Who is your master, damn Yasuo? When you answer the phone, can you look at the number first!"

Listening to the anger coming from the phone, Yasuo knew that he had made an mistake without even looking.

"Oh, it's Tsunade, what's the matter? International phone calls are very expensive."

"Damn Yasuo, I'm so angry just talking about it. Originally, Cardo promised to give me some Blackwater Mobile phone credit cards, but in the end, this guy actually ran away to the Kingdom of Wind with you. You really don't keep your word!"

"Oh?"

Yasuo raised his brows and said in a deep voice: "This is indeed a very serious incident. I turned around and deducted half a month's salary from my card. I dared to give away the company's property privately. What a rip-off."

After promising Tsunade, Yasuo asked again: "So... why did you call me so late at night?"

Although Yasuo didn't know the principle, there was no such thing as time difference in the ninja world. He had tested it several times and found that the time in Sand Hidden Village and Konoha was basically the same.

"This one……"

The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became shy: "I heard...the wedding of Brother Sakumo and Sister Yiko is being prepared..."

"Oh, I know that. I will be back when the time comes, and I will also give you a big red envelope." Yasuo said nonchalantly.

"That's not what I meant... Yasuo, weren't you and Brother Sakumo... actually born on the same day?"

"Indeed, biologically speaking, he is not my brother at all, he is probably just a younger brother." Yasuo affirmed.

"What I mean, oh no, Aunt Keiko means, since you were born together, shouldn't you also get married together..."

"What's the point of this?"

Yasuo frowned and replied: "We didn't graduate on the same day, so why should we get married on the same day? Not to mention the issues of incest marriage and male-to-male marriage. What will happen to Yiko if Sakumo and I get married?"

"Yasuo, you..."

An angry voice came from the phone: "Yasuo, you bastard, I don't want to hear your voice anymore! Beep beep beep."

Yasuo hung up the phone with a puzzled look on his face.

What an unreasonable woman!

Yasuo had long discovered that Tsunade was a fujoshi, and she found many strange scripts circulated in the Kingdom of Whirlpool from Yiko.

It's the kind of Overbearing President series, very scary.

I just didn't expect that she had such a terrible side and had such terrible thoughts.

Yasuo felt a chill and tightened his robe tightly.

Hey, forget it, there is no need to be angry about this.

After all, now that Jiraiya is teaching as a disciple in the Land of Rain, he has become half a missing person, and Orochimaru has been staying in the laboratory all year round without being seen, but Tsunade does have fluctuations in her heart?

Yasuo remembered that it was around this time that Tsunade in the original time and space had a relationship with the short-lived ghost Kato Dan.

I didn't expect that I saved Kato Dan, but turned Tsunade into a fujoshi. What a sin.

It seems that I really can't stay away from those three troublesome guys.

Tsunade is like this, what should Orochimaru do?

Without his own supervision, wouldn't Orochimaru, who had finally grown up healthily, turn dark again?

Relying on Sarutobi's Chicken Soup for the Soul?This is too unreliable.

Shaking his head, Yasuo walked towards his master's office.

Suddenly he stopped and took out his cell phone again.

After calling Tsunade's number back, a cheerful voice came from the phone.

"Hey, Yasuo? You were really joking just now, right? Are you here to apologize now? Hum, I forgive you, go ahead and say it."

"Um...I want to ask you a question..."

"I would like to..."

Yasuo: "???"

"Would you like to fall in love with a rude pig-killing man?"

Tsunade:"???"

"You called me back to ask me this question?"

"Yeah, it's really hard to guess what a girl is thinking. I would like to ask you to give me some advice. Will an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl fall in love with a vulgar pig-killing man?"

"Are you studying another girl's thoughts?" The voice on the phone became increasingly dangerous.

Yasuo asked strangely: "Another girl? I haven't studied other girls, only her?"

"Yasuo! Bastard! Go to hell! Never let me see you again! Get out! Get out!"

"Click! Toot toot toot"

With Yasuo's confused expression, a busy signal came from his phone along with the sound of items breaking.

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