Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

In ancient times, a man from Zhuge village played the harp on the city wall and staged an empty city plan.

Today, Danzo Shimura eats pig head meat in the wilderness to intimidate the three armies.

Danzo was munching on the pork head meat and pork knuckles while paying attention to the screen of his mobile phone, completely ignoring the Suna ninja army.

"Thank you to the richest man in our live broadcast room. My father is a friend of the village chief who gave me 1314 thousand copies. The boss is very generous."

"Hey, a new tycoon has entered the live broadcast room. Thank you to our friend Banzai Uchiha for the 66 sets of shurikens. Wow, this little boss is even more impressive."

"My dad is a friend of the village chief and he gave me another 10 kunai. After all, this boss is awesome."

"Long live my friends Uchiha, I have opened a special jounin"

"My father is a friend of the village chief and became an elite jounin."

"Long live my friend Uchiha, I have become a Hokage"

While Danzo was eating delicious food, he watched the two tycoons starting to fight for wealth in the live broadcast room. He was smiling widely and couldn't close his mouth at all.

Sure enough, what the evil disciple Yasuo said is right. There are many rich people in Konoha, so we have to use our brains to find ways to use their money to protect Konoha.

Looking at all of this in stunned silence, the Sand Ninjas were all dumbfounded for a moment. After a while, they all asked about the huge confusion in their hearts.

"What is going on? Who is this fat man? What is he doing?"

"That's all meat, right? There's so much meat. This fat guy looks like he's eating really well."

"Yeah, I couldn't eat enough soldiers' food pills before, but now I'm even hungrier. Who is this fat man? Is he sent by Konoha to disturb our military morale?"

"With such a body shape, I am afraid that he is not an ordinary ninja. Is this person the legendary Konoha strongman who defeated the Third Raikage, Akimichi Takafeng?"

A villain with a height of eight feet and a waist of nine feet and sixty-three, sitting in the wilderness eating pig head meat with a golden sword. This image obviously greatly shocked the sand ninjas who had never seen much of the world.

This group of guys who huddled in the desert all day long, saving a little bit of supplies, had never seen such a tall and majestic man, nor had they seen such rich and delicious meat.

The sand ninjas swallowed their saliva and talked about it, guessing the identity of this person.

Fortunately, Suna Ninja is not Kumo Ninja. In the ninja world, at least in the original plot, Sunagakure Village is the ninja village that has the closest communication with Konoha. In addition, Danzo led troops to encircle and suppress the empty Sunagakure stronghold several times before. , someone soon stood up and pointed out his identity.

"It's not Akimichi Tofu, he is the Commander-in-Chief of Konoha's Western Front, Shimura Danzo, known as Konoha's Fierce Tiger."

"What turned out to be his peerless ferocious tiger that destroyed more than 100 strongholds of our Sunagakure?"

"According to legend, he is as violent as a tiger, choosing people to eat. Could those be human flesh?"

"No, it's obviously a pig's head. No matter how powerful Danzo Shimura is, he's just one person. There are 1 people here. It seems like one person can't drown if he soaks in urine. That guy can do it with just one look. "Float"

"Then why are you still standing there? Let's stand shoulder to shoulder and tie him up. Then won't the war be won?"

""

While the ninjas under his command were talking about it, several senior advisors also gathered around Shamon.

A tall man said: "Master Kazekage, this person is indeed Shimura Danzo. What is going on with the coach hanging alone outside? Do we want to take action?"

Before he finished speaking, another advisor shook his head and said: "No, Lord Kazekage, Danzo Shimura has always been full of tricks. If he dares to appear alone in front of our army, there must be something evil."

"Yes, yes, there must be an ambush around. Let the reconnaissance team go and investigate the surroundings."

Listening to the suggestions and suggestions from his subordinates, the monk's bright forehead wrinkled completely.

"This is an empty city plan." Samana raised his eyes and looked ahead, trying to see any clues on Danzo's face.

It's a pity that Samana can see through Danzo's acting skills.

Back when he played Heiji in Infernal Affairs, Danzo had an exquisite scene of eating a box lunch. After many years, Danzo's acting skills have become even better now, and he can eat pork head meat even more deliciously.

"gollum"

Samana, who was watching Danzo closely, suddenly heard an embarrassing sound in his stomach.

The old man's face turned red, and the monk said to several advisers: "Don't be careless, and then observe carefully."

Is this an empty city strategy?

Samana scratched his bald spot with his hand, feeling a little unsure.

As a powerful figure in Konoha, Shimura Danzo must have many things to deal with on a daily basis, so has he ever watched The Romance of the Five Kingdoms?

If he has watched The Romance of the Five Kingdoms, then he must have staged an empty city plot.

It must be those guys like Rain Ninja and Iwa Ninja. They said they didn't want it, but in action they took advantage of us by sending troops. Konoha didn't have enough troops, so they had to use the empty city strategy.

No, my unfilial apprentice sold a lot of information to Konoha before, including the exact color of my underwear. I think Konoha must know that I have read The Romance of the Five Kingdoms.

Then this is a trick, deliberately tempting me to fall into the trap

As the battle between heaven and man occurred in Samana's mind, time passed by minute by second.

About an hour later, Danzo had eaten most of the food on the large round table.

"Master Kazekage, why don't we test him with long-range ninjutsu, shurikens, and Senbon first? Even if we can't hurt him, at least we can't let the people of Konoha eat so arrogantly in front of us." A man named Ma Kiba's guard suddenly spoke.

Consultant A: "Yes"

Consultant B: “That makes sense.”

Consultant C: “Why didn’t I think of that?”

Samana also fisted his fist and said: "Xiaoxiaosuo mistakenly sent me an order to the ninjutsu class to prepare to use powerful long-range ninjutsu."

However, at this moment, Danzo suddenly put down the fifth set of pork knuckles in his hand, thrust out his belly suddenly, turned the table over, and then stood up using the elasticity of his buttocks.

The pig bones with shredded meat were all scattered on the ground, and the sand ninjas made a sound of pity.

Danzo stood up and took a step forward. His huge body immediately crushed the bones under his feet.

With his majestic body and the crackling sound of bones, Danzo was like a demon king coming from hell, giving people a great sense of oppression.

He looked around with disdain and shouted: "Fight but not fight, retreat but not retreat, but why?"

After three loud shouts, the Suna ninjas did not dare to take a step forward. Danzo smiled contemptuously and shouted sharply: "I have heard about the name of the Kazekage Samana for a long time, can you come out and talk about it today?"

Seeing everyone looking at him from both sides, Samana nodded.

Although Samana knew that given his age and physical condition, he would definitely not be a match for the fierce Konoha tiger in a one-on-one fight, he did not want to weaken his momentum if it was just a conversation.

Samana jumped on a rock and said: "You are the fierce tiger of Konoha, Danzo Shimura, what do you want from me?"

"Ha ha ha ha"

Danzo suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, saying: "I thought that as the second generation Kazekage, the same generation as my mentor, you would have something to say when you came to the front of the battle and faced the soldiers of the two armies. I didn't expect that you would say such a thing. Vulgar language"

Samana: ""

"I haven't said anything yet"

"shut up"

Danzo picked up a piece of pig bone and threw it towards Samana, interrupting him and saying: "Shameless old thief, don't you know that everyone in the world is willing to eat your meat alive? How dare you talk here?"

Samana: ""

"I'm not gossiping."

"Shut up again"

Danzo threw the pig bones again.

"Second generation Kazekage, you have wasted fifty-seven percent of your life. You have not made any achievements in your life. You are only a dog with a broken spine, and you still dare to bark in front of our army."

"I have never seen such a shameless person before."

Samana: ""

"I have a bald head. Where is the bright head and the gray beard?"

"Wow" he spat out a mouthful of blood, and as the world began to spin, the second-generation Kazekage Samana, who was already ill and was about to die of illness in the original time and space, fell upside down and fell onto the rock.