Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

The sand eagle, or sand sculpture, looked desperately at everything around it.

He felt that the world was full of malice toward him.

A few days ago, he was the crown prince of Sunagakure Village, one of the five hidden villages in the ninja world.

As long as the second-generation old Kazekage kicks his feet and his soul returns to bliss, he can legitimately become the third-generation Kazekage.

Despite his unrivaled brilliance and strength, his Hanzo is said to be the strongest among the ninja gods, but his title can still only be the "leader" of the Rain Country.

And what about myself?

影

What a noble status

Not only does it have the authority to control a country's military combat power, it is also the highest form of recognition of ninja abilities in the world.

Only a perfect combination of power and strength is worthy of a title like "Shadow".

But now

It's over, it's all over

Whether it's the name Sha Siao or the green tights on his body,

With such a stain, even Sand Eagle Eagle himself cannot overcome that hurdle in his heart.

Stop being a Kazekage

If the photos are circulated, the sand eagle will choose to commit suicide immediately

However, what caused him the most pain was not these.

But

Gently tugging and caressing the green tights on his body, Sha Diao actually felt that this style of clothing seemed to be softer and more comfortable the longer he wore it.

"dong dong dong"

At this time, the bell rang again.

Everyone listened attentively, and the bell did not stop ringing until nine times.

Taking a breath of cold air, Guizhan couldn't help but whispered: "Jiao Sang, when Immortal Maokai and Immortal Zyra came together before, they only rang eight bells, and they were only six long and two short. This time the bells rang nine. Even if I don’t say it every time, I still make a long sound, could it be?”

"Yes, it must be him, he is coming."

Rare and violent fluctuations appeared in Kakuzu's emerald green pupils. In his long life, there were not many things that could disturb his mind like this. The discovery of Hashirama's secret treasure was once, the first time he took the ginseng doll was once, and now it is again.

"Kaku-san, your face doesn't look right."

As a close friend who had not been separated even to go to the toilet for several years, Demon Zhan was keenly aware of Kakuzu's abnormality, and quickly took out two pills from his arms and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Kaku-san, your blood pressure has indeed risen again. Be careful not to faint again. It's no joke if you have a stroke."

"Ahem that"

Kakudu leaned on the futon, smacked his lips, and said in a difficult and cryptic voice: "You idiot, read the package clearly. This is a diarrhea drug, not an antihypertensive drug."

"Yasuo, don't you think about it anymore and imitate me?"

In the apse, Tam waved his clam claws and tried his best to persuade him: "I, Tam Kench, am really not a toad. I am a devil, a powerful devil."

Yasuo slapped Tahm's claws away and said: "What's the use of talking about this now? In the background story, you are a demon, and I am just a young swordsman from Ionia, and I rebelled against the village just like that sand sculpture. You are a scapegoat, but in Summoner's Rift, you are still no match for me, so you can challenge me in a one-on-one battle."

Tam held her chin with her hands and said seriously: "Are you sure?"

Recalling the top swordsman's fear of being dominated by Toad, Yasuo said seriously: "League of Legends is a team game, and team play is my happy man's world."

Seeing that Tam was still about to refute, Yasuo interrupted decisively: "In any case, using Nizhen's skills to perfectly imitate the soul, whether it is temperament or spiritual pressure, it is exactly the same. Since you can choose, God doesn't want to Much more handsome than the devil."

Natural Magic: Nico's passive skill allows her to pretend to be her teammates.Attacking an enemy, taking damage, or using Blooming Seeds and Tangled Barbs will break the disguise and increase the cooldown of the skill.

When Kakuzu's blood pressure gradually calmed down and Yuyou woke up, the first thing that caught his eye was Onizhan's anxious face: "Kakuzu-san, what do you think, are you feeling better?"

Kakudu covered his forehead with a grateful look on his face and said, "Thank you, good brother, I feel much better."

"That's good"

Guizhan patted his chest and said, "It's all my fault for being careless. I actually gave you Xietingfeng by mistake. It almost caused a big mistake. Fortunately, I gave you the antidote to Xietingfeng in time."

"The Antidote for Diarrhea" An ominous premonition suddenly arose in Kakuzu's heart, and at the same time there was a faint cramping pain in his lower abdomen.

"That's right, I kept some ginseng dolls in the seal scroll before, but I didn't expect that they would come in handy today."

"Ah, Kaku-san, where are you going? The big shot is coming soon. Don't be naughty."

"Let go, you stupid ass, let me go"

Just when Kakuzu turned pale and kicked Demon Zhan who was holding him, the statue in the hall suddenly emitted a dazzling light.

When the light dimmed slightly, you could vaguely see a bright halo door appearing on the chest of the statue.

A burst of ethereal sound came from the door of light, accompanied by a chirping, child-like voice.

Just as everyone was listening, an indescribable divine pressure emerged from the door.

This feeling is wonderful. It is not a physical pressure, but a direct effect on the soul.

Although as natives of the ninja world, Kakuzu and others had never seen gods, the inexplicable pressure still made them feel that their breathing became sluggish.

The Adam's apple moved slightly. Under the shocked eyes of everyone, with the increasingly dense ringing of bells, a living god walked out of the door, with several penguins following behind him.

If they have played League of Legends, they will definitely know this door of light, which is the magical journey of the Astral God Bard's E skill.

Bard opens a one-way conveyor belt in the nearby terrain.Both allies and enemies can use the conveyor belt by right-clicking when near the entrance, but allies will teleport faster than enemies.

In the background story of League of Legends, the highest-level existence currently known is the Star-Forged Dragon King Aurelion Thrall.

In the background setting, the Dragon King is the earliest god born in the universe, and rubbing the planet with his hands is as easy as the prince rubbing the meatballs.

However, the Dragon King was too big and not humanoid, so Yasuo did not use Nisu's skills to simulate becoming the Star-Forging Dragon King.

The image chosen by Yasuo is Bard, and the Kodama that follows Bard is the baby penguin in the Snow Festival skin, which looks very cute.

Bard is a chubby, meaty, and wobbly hero in Summoner's Rift. His happiness index among the auxiliary players is basically that of Nambovan.

As long as you take out this hero, one of your own AD and the enemy's AD will inevitably become autistic.

Of course, in 70.00% of cases, it is one's own AD who is autistic. This way of happiness is also in line with Yasuo's intention.

Although in pursuit of happiness, the bottom lane of Bard's side is likely to become RBQ, but in the background story, Bard is a very powerful existence.

In the background story, mortals like Yasuo and Revan are fighting to the death in Runeterra, and Demacia and Noxus are feuding on the continent of Valoran. In fact, the pattern is very small.

Those whose true identities are transcendent are mainly characters such as demigods, void creatures, ascendants, demons, and gods.

Bard is different from the low-level gods active in Rune Terra. Bard is at a higher level. He is a traveler on the other side of the star realm, and his mission is higher and higher to maintain the balance of the universe.

When the unknowable fabric of the universe is threatened, Bard will guide all things in existence to avoid total extinction.

To put it simply, Bard is a professional savior who is much more reliable in terms of senses than some new saviors like the reincarnation of Asura.

In short, no matter what, for Yasuo, it doesn't matter what the strength is, as long as the aura is enough and the happiness is enough, then it's ok.

Then, Yasuo, who transformed into the image of Bard, glanced at everyone with a gaze full of divinity.

Suddenly, he noticed Kakuzu's pale complexion, his swaying calves, and his tight buttocks.

In order to better demonstrate the miracle to these natives, and more importantly, to prevent anything terrible from happening in front of him, Yasuo decided to give him emergency treatment.

Yasuo waved his hand, and a little penguin walked out from behind, holding a small bottle of potion in his mouth, and swayed to Kakuzu.

After glancing at the "god" and then at the penguin-like "god envoy" in front of him, Kakuzu quickly saluted and said, "Thank you, Great Immortal Huateng, for the medicine."

After saying that, Kakuzu picked up the potion and drank it in one gulp without hesitation.

As Jiaodu's throat moved "gurgling", the eyelids of the majestic "Flower Vine Great Immortal" twitched imperceptibly.

Yasuo couldn't help roaring in his heart:

That's a small bottle of undiluted life potion.

This small bottle can be mixed with Coke for hundreds of people.

If you live in such luxury every day, by the time Boruto's baby is born, your assets will have shrunk by several percentage points.

my heart hurts

It's like I can't breathe

In the diary of Saint Kakuto, the scene of his first visit to God is recorded as follows:

"In the most helpless moment of my life, it was that Lord who came on seven penguins and gave me the holy water of heaven to soothe my unspeakable pain. Even so, God, who deeply sympathizes with the world, still remains holy. In his eyes, crystal tears fell."

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