Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

Lobby on the first floor of the Hokage Building, at the top of the stairs.

"Duanzo, I haven't seen you for several days again. What are you busy with?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen wore the Hokage robe and said hello to his old classmate, but the other party did not respond.

Danzo was staring at the mobile phone in his hand with concentration, his head lowered and giggling constantly, completely ignoring the greetings from his close friends.

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at his red-faced old classmate suspiciously, measured the width of the stairs, and silently put away the idea of ​​going with him.

He followed behind with a pipe gun, letting Danzo go upstairs first.

However, the fat boy naturally couldn't go up the stairs fast enough, and the fat boy who was chatting with a female netizen went up the stairs at an even slower pace. Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't smoke on the stairs, so he had no choice but to hang his head behind him. Advance at a rapid pace.

Finally, Hiruzen couldn't help but poked Danzo's elastic buttocks with his cigarette holder, and said, "Old man, actually I have always wanted to ask you a question, but I didn't know how to ask it."

Danzo patted his butt and said, "I'm busy right now. If it's something boring, just stop talking about it."

"Ahem," Sarutobi Hiruzen choked and said, "That's right. There are rumors in the community that you stole the Akimichi clan's doubling technique. In addition, there were rumors from the Land of Rain that you stole it by force. I have mastered the Heart Turning Technique of the Yamanaka Clan, these rumors are very troublesome for me as a Hokage."

"Hmph, Monkey, don't you believe this nonsense?" Danzo still had no intention of raising his head.

"Of course, old man, you have such a body shape. I personally watched you eat it one bite at a time and gain weight through your own efforts. Why do you think it is the secret technique of seizing Akido?"

"Monkey, I don't call this fat, it's just that I'm not too thin."

Since he had been playing with his cell phone with his head down, Danzo jumped out at his feet.

However, at this time, this huge body showed extraordinary agility.

He flicked his round belly on the steps, and then he soared out like a roc, catching the thrown cell phone firmly in mid-air.

Seeing that the phone was intact, Danzo showed a happy smile on his face. He typed on the phone with his thick fingers: "Qianqian, I have to have a meeting first. I will talk to you later. Don't miss me too much. Monkey blows a kiss. .jpg.”

After finally climbing to the fifth floor, Danzo's chest rose and fell slightly, and he said: "Instead of talking about the boring things in the rumors and slanders, you should think of a way quickly to convince Mito Monobu, the iron cock, to install an elevator in the Hokage Building as soon as possible. , the dignified Hokage, you still have to walk up and down the stairs all day long, I am embarrassed for you."

"If you don't know the market, I can introduce you to a reliable renovation company. Blackwater Elevator is really good, with good quality, better service, and very considerate use. This is what I installed in the Anbu building. We brothers How about taking this project down and dividing the accounts into [-] cents?"

"cough cough"

At this time, Mito Kabuto and Koharu Koharu were already sitting in the conference room. When they heard Danzo's words, they coughed violently.

"Are you two sick?"

Danzo glanced at them with his mung bean eyes hidden in his flesh, and said: "Your health is still the most important, especially when people like us reach middle age, I suggest you retire early and get a full pension. , it’s perfect to go fishing, grow vegetables or something.”

"Ahem, Elder Danzo, are you kidding?" Koharu replied coldly after sleeping, then turned to Sarutobi Hiruzen and said: "You have become less and less aware of time. You are really being taken by Danzo." The wind belt is broken”

As soon as he finished speaking, a tall figure appeared at the door of the conference room. He was holding a large portion of Coke and fried chicken nuggets. It was Akimichi Tofeng.

"Qiu Feng, please pay attention to the discipline at the venue and don't go too far."

Before Koharu could finish his words when he went to bed, Danzo came to greet him.

"The iced Coke prepared by Kado himself, and the golden chicken nuggets fried by Technician No. 5, brother, you are indeed a good eater."

Sarutobi Hiruzen covered his forehead. This time, Konoha's regular meeting began with the enticing smell of chicken steak.

The Sandaime-sama is a little worried that this routine meeting inherited from the Second-generation Hokage will change its flavor starting from today's bad precedent.

After everyone discussed many major events inside and outside Konoha, Koharu turned to the bed and brought the topic to Yasuo.

"Regarding the ANBU Intelligence Division, I think it is very irresponsible to hand over such an important department to an old man and a child."

Mito Kadoyan also nodded and said: "Guys, we have all come from the identity of second-generation guards. We should know the importance of age to a ninja's ability."

"Needless to say, it is unreasonable for 15-year-old Leng Touqing to serve as the deputy director. But in my opinion, what is even more unreasonable is that the 80-year-old Sima Zang Jonin is still here. It's probably more of a curse than a blessing that ANBU is involved in so many things."

"We all know that as people get older, their thinking becomes slower. Ninjas of this age should spend their remaining years at home instead of continuing to work."

"I put my words here. In the future, if Koharu and I get older, we will definitely retire and never interfere in the administrative affairs of the village," Mito Kaden concluded.

"Danzo, what do you think?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, the only one who knew Shimazo's true form, looked at Danzo with a strange expression and asked.

"I don't agree with the opinions of Brother Menyan and Sister Xiaochun."

Danzo bluntly said straight to the point: "Black kunai, white kunai, the one who can stab people is a good kunai."

Throwing a stack of information directly in front of the two of them, Danzo Daima Jintou sat on a special seat made of two chairs spliced ​​together, looking confident.

"This is"

After moving to bed, Koharu and Mito Kadoyan carefully picked up the documents.

Why should I be careful? Because the documents were stained with chicken cutlet grease from Danzo's fingers. They were so greasy and disgusting.

"Ahem, Elder Danzo, please pay attention to your hygiene."

Sarutobi Hiruzen couldn't stand it anymore. He thought of his beloved pen and the torture it suffered every day. His heart ached, and he threw a roll of paper towels to Danzo.

"It's time to find a woman to take care of you."

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought about his changes before and after marriage, and was determined not to let his old classmates sink like this, and said: "In the original family at Lake Biwa, there are still several unmarried girls in their 40s and [-]s. When will I introduce you to them?" one time"

"Three 40 years old haha"

Danzo sneered and said, "Do you know what soul te is? You don't understand."

While Danzo and Hiruzen were chatting about nothing, Koharu and Mito Kaden finally finished reading the document.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible"

Koharu went to bed and said in shock: "Since Sima Zang and A Le took charge of the intelligence office, the accuracy of Konoha's intelligence on the Western Front has increased by ten percentage points."

"Especially in the small-scale conflict with the Suna Ninja, we were almost like roundworms in the enemy's stomach. The combat order to leave the Kazekage Building, it is very likely that the field team has not received the notice, and our ninjas are preparing for an ambush."

"Is this possible? Is this a bomb?" Mito Katoyan also said in disbelief.

"No, this is all true." Hiruzen Sarutobi took a puff of dry smoke and said seriously: "Ale seems to have a beast-like intuition for intelligence judgment. He has defied everyone's opinions several times and seen through the plans of the Suna Ninja. Fell into a trap.”

"Ale is a wise general." Although Sarutobi Hiruzen himself didn't believe it, in the face of the facts, he could only conclude this way.

Danzo nodded and said: "Not only that, the next round of intelligence offensive of the Intelligence Department is about to begin, including a series of battles such as public opinion war, Orange Eagle Falling, Feeling Happy, Mito Gate inflammation, finance, you can You must not hold back, understand?”

Looking at the serious and oppressive expressions of the Sandaime Hokage and Shimura Danzo, he also looked at Koharu who was sleeping next to him with a dejected look on his face, as well as Akimichi Tofu, who ate fried chicken the whole time and didn't care about worldly affairs, and Mito Menyan, who was in a difficult place. nodded.

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