Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

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"Well, Yasuo, you actually have such a secret base with Orochimaru. If it weren't for my cleverness, I would have been kept in the dark by you."

In the southern part of the Sea of ​​Ninja, on the mist-shrouded Shadow Island, Tsunade was thrust into her waist with a look of resentment on her face.

In the hot days of mid-summer, Shadow Island is the best summer resort. At this time of year, as long as there is nothing special, Yasuo and Orochimaru will come here to escape the heat.

However, today, an uninvited guest appeared. Looking at Orochimaru huddled behind the plant, Yasuo pinched his eyebrows.

Orochimaru spread his hands, and with a half-apology and half-smile on his fair face, he said: "Yasuo-kun, there is nothing we can do about this. After all, Tsunade's medical ninjutsu is very important to my experiment."

"Bah, I didn't expect that you are such an Orochimaru, and you actually value sex over friends."

Yasuo spat, and then said to Tsunade with a sneer on his face: "Listen to my explanation. It's mainly Maokai the Great Immortal. Yes, it's the old bastard Maokai the Great Immortal. He didn't let me take you before. Otherwise, how could I leave my companions behind?"

After kicking away a swaying little snake, Tsunade sat down on the bench under the pergola, her soft arms gently touching Yasuo's chest, and the delicious scent of perfume entered his nose.

Tsunade asked curiously, "Is Maokai Daisennin the same existence as Slug Daisennin and Toad Daisennin?"

Yasuo held up his chin and said: "Well, that is a terrifying existence, known for his powerful strength and aloof character."

"master master"

At this moment, a huge green figure appeared in front of Yasuo in the distance. As he ran, the ground shook, as if the entire Shadow Island was shaking.

The person who came was none other than Maokai, the twisted tree spirit.

As he continues to accumulate years in this world, he is no longer the little sapling in need of care.His huge figure covered the sky and the sun, as if he were a giant from a myth.

It trotted all the way to Yasuo. It knelt down on the ground with a "bang" and sat down in a standard earth seat. It bowed to Yasuo and said: "Welcome back to Shadow Island. Zyra is pregnant again. It is not convenient to come out to greet you." you"

"This is what you are talking about, Maokai Great Sage, who is known for his aloof character," Tsunade said with a complicated expression.

"Hehe, that's how it is with Sage. I don't know about Slug Sage, but Toad Sage also greeted Jiraiya in this way."

After making some random remarks, Yasuo rolled his eyes at Maokai, who was preparing to lick the dog, and couldn't help but said: "You are quite capable, how many children do you have now?"

Maokai scratched his head honestly and said: "Except for the seven people of Guapi, the rest are some useless children. We just grow up and play randomly."

"Just having fun"

Yasuo was stunned for a moment. Thinking about it, it seemed right to say that. Apart from playing computer games, the only thing he could do on the Shadow Island was give birth to children. What’s more, Zyra had a record of not letting go of cocks before. If you want to come to Mao Comrade Kai was also helpless.

Shaking his head, Yasuo showed a knowing look for a married man, and said: "Xiao Mao, don't say Brother Suo doesn't take care of you, I'll give you a chance to take a good rest for two days."

In the Land of Rain, Nagashino City, in a small restaurant in the slums.

Several dinner plates had reached the bottom. Kakuzu and Oni Zhan patted their stomachs and sat slumped aside with satisfied expressions on their faces.

Oni Zhan burped and praised: "It's really delicious, Kaku-san."

"Yes, it seems that the reason why things happened like that before must be because the way we cook is wrong."

Kakuzu turned his head with satisfaction, raised a thumbs up and said to the blue-haired young woman: "Madam boss, your cooking skills are this."

“Thank you guest for your compliment onno”

The blue-haired young woman said excitedly: "To be honest, I was really shocked when I saw the large white mass of the ingredients you prepared just now. I didn't know how to deal with it at all. I just drank some water and it smelled... Very strong smell”

"But fortunately, I have a lot of experience in handling this kind of condiment. After repeatedly washing it with baking powder, adding heavy oil and salt, and adding more spicy oil for stir-frying, the taste is basically gone."

At this time, the little blue-haired girl also jumped down from the chair, nodded and said: "When stale meat comes into our house, this is how we deal with it. Oh, mom, why are you covering my mouth?"

Looking at the two Kakuzu who were turning pale, the blue-haired young woman smiled sheepishly and said: "Hahaha, you two guests, don't listen to the nonsense of the children. We are honest stores, how can we sell spoiled food?"

"bathroom"

"what"

"I said where is the toilet?" Kakuzu growled angrily.

The diarrhea in July came earlier than usual.

Because it had a delicious texture similar to that of spicy crayfish, Kakuzu and Onizhan ate more of the White Zetsu cuisine this time and faster, almost to the point of filling up a disc.

Fortunately, there is not much else in the Rain Country, except for a lot of rain and rivers.

Under the guidance of the blue-haired young woman, Kakuzu and Onizhan found a river leading outside the city in a very remote place, flowing thousands of miles away.

Seeing that the formerly tall man was now bent over in pain, the blue-haired young woman gently touched her daughter's head and said, "Xiaonan, did mom do something wrong again?"

The little girl named Xiaonan tugged at the corner of her mother's clothes, shook her head and said, "No, mom, you are the most powerful cook on this street."

The north wind blows gently, and the almost uninhabited slum area No. [-] Street blows into the distance.

Fortunately, it was downwind, and the heavy rain washed away all the evil in the world.

It is said that the crops outside Changxiao City grew particularly well the next year.

Fortunately, humans are extremely adaptable animals. After eating one White Zetsu for more than a month on average, and even eating Kakuzu and Demon Slayer for more than a year and a half, the resistance of the gastrointestinal tract has been greatly strengthened.

After just over five hours, they lifted up their pants and stood up with nonchalant expressions.

"Kaku-san, I feel that the power of Yang is constantly emerging, and my legs are trembling with excitement because of this."

"Yes, I feel this way too. My strength seems to have reached a critical point. Let's form seals quickly. Maybe we can awaken the secret technique of Wood Escape today."

Because when he fought against the First Hokage, for various reasons, Kakuzu had not seen how to form the wood escape technique, so he had to guess by combining the two escape techniques of earth and water.

He quickly made seals on his chest with his hands in the order of Chou Wu, Shen Mao and You, and whispered in his mouth: "Appear, the art of wood escape from the forest"

The Wood Release Great Forest Jutsu is a ninjutsu in which multiple wooden vine branches extend from the arms to capture the enemy. It is considered a relatively elementary Wood Release Ninjutsu.

Kakuzu waved his arms, expecting vines to appear, but there was nothing.

"Kaku-san, we seem to have failed again, could it be?"

"Impossible, Hashirama would never lie to me. We are lifelong enemies. Hashirama would never lie to me."

Just as Kakuzu was shouting hysterically, the space in front of him suddenly distorted, and then, an ancient wooden door appeared out of thin air.

In the surprised eyes of Kakuzu and Onizhan, the wooden door slowly opened

"Could it be that my talent is so strong that I just used the Bokuman Technique that is enough to compete with the tailed beasts?"

Looking at the huge tree man peeking out from the wooden door, Jiao was shocked.

This tree man is not only huge in size, but also has long wooden beards, and his face is hidden in a mysterious light mist. At first glance, he looks like he has great strength.

"Kid, you are not Senju Hashirama, who are you?" Suddenly, the tree man spoke.

Due to his size, the tree man could not fully lean out from the wooden door. He said in a condescending and aloof tone: "Compared to Senju Hashirama, you are still far behind. When will you be able to channel the spirit?" The wooden door is huge enough, please call me the Great Immortal again sometime."

Seeing that the tree man who looked so powerful at first sight turned around and was about to leave, Kakuzu finally recovered from the deep shock and quickly shouted: "Sage, stay here, disciple Kakuzu, and Senju Hashirama, anyway, I am I really want to learn Mudun, please teach me the immortal method."

"hehe"

The giant tree man sneered, then threw out two scrolls, saying: "You are not worthy of having such a powerful power. These are the psychic scrolls of the Winter Melon Immortal and the Pumpkin Immortal under the Immortal Seat. I will give them to you today. .”

After a pause, the tree man continued: "When will you get enough vitality from the ginseng dolls? Let's talk about the future. I will count with my fingers. Each of you will eat at least a thousand ginsengs." Doll, I want it”

After the giant tree man finished speaking, the old and simple wooden door slowly closed, and everything became calm again.

"Kaku-san, what happened just now was definitely not a dream."

"Snapped"

Kakuzu slapped Oni Zan around in a circle and said: "Really, everything is true, the ginseng fruit is real, the wood escape is also real, the great secret treasure between the Senju Hashira, Everything is true, it’s true that the emperor and heaven pay off, hahahahaha.”

After laughing wildly, Kakuzu took out a portion of the psychic scroll in his hand and handed it to Oni Zhan with a solemn expression: "A thousand ginseng dolls for each person, Oni Zhan brothers, we must work hard."

"okay"

Wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth, Gui Zhan revealed a fierce look in his eyes and said: "These damn ginseng dolls are getting more and more cunning. I must dig deep into the ground to dig them all out and make them into spicy dishes." "

"But before that, Kaku-san, let's go back to Konoha. The Xielistin we bought at the Hearthstone Tavern last time has been almost used up, and the resistance is getting stronger and stronger. I think , let’s spend more money and buy the Xie Ting Fang with better efficacy.”

Touching his wallet with a painful look on his face, Kakuzu nodded and said: "In order to obtain the complete version of Wood Release, the necessary sacrifices are worth it. However, Ghost Slayer, I'm afraid we have to find some money-making tasks to do. I hear The people at the Hearthstone Tavern said that there is a very profitable movie-making business, so why don’t you dress up in women’s clothing?”

"You two, wait a moment, wait a moment."

At this moment, a group of light-footed soldiers ran over from a distance, led by an old man with a shaved head, panting.

He held two portraits in his hand and compared them with Kakuzu and Onizan. Then his eyes lit up and he said, "I am a retainer of the Maori family, a famous family in the Land of Rain. Both of them are S-level traitorous ninjas."

Before the two of them could get angry, the old man quickly said: "Don't get me wrong, we don't mean any harm, but we have recently responded to Hanzo-sama's call. Everyone in the Kingdom of Rain is recruiting warriors. I wonder if you two are interested in joining. "

"By the way, Hanzo-sama and our Maori family head are both generous people, and this reward is quite generous," the old man finally added.

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