Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

"Get out of here you scoundrel!"

With the sound of a clanging bell hitting the ground, Yasuo escaped from the office on the third underground floor of the ANBU base in embarrassment.

"Hey, he is such a stubborn old man. It is useless for me to think about him everywhere..."

Reaching out and patting the dust on his clothes, Yasuo shook his head, feeling that he was treating his kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs, which was so depressing.

"Chief Ale, are you here to visit Lord Sima Zang?"

Shinichi Yamanaka, who was wearing a long golden ponytail, happened to pass by and greeted Yasuo warmly.

Glancing at Shen Yi's rounded face, Yasuo couldn't help but shrink his neck with guilt.

The handsome young man who lived in the mountains with beautiful trees and wind, has now completely changed his appearance.

Especially that golden ponytail, it was originally so handsome, so unrestrained and unrestrained. Yasuo even believed that in terms of the handsomeness of the braid, Yamanaka Shinichi could be ranked among the top three in Konoha.

No.1 is of course the Gale Swordsman, Kazak

But now, the swordsman is still as handsome as ever, but with Shen Yi's braids and his big face, Yasuo can only think of a famous singer.

"The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Big Dipper. Hey, hey, hey, hey."

......

"Chief Ale, what are you singing?"

"Hey, did I accidentally sing out loud?"

Yasuo touched the back of his head and changed the subject: "Tell me, will this person become very stubborn when he gets old?"

"Why did Section Chief Ale say this?"

"Look, my master is good at everything, but he is stingy. He obviously has such a powerful secret technique, but he doesn't want to pass it on. To practice that kind of escape technique, his talent may be unique, but I am so talented. By chance, I suddenly discovered two good talents and wanted to introduce them to my school, but my master scolded me. My heart feels so bitter, baby."

"Hey, Chief Ale, it's true that everyone in the ANBU knows how much Lord Sima loves and protects you. Since it is a secret technique, it must be passed on to you."

"Having said that, my intestines and stomach are unobstructed and very regular. I don't have any talent in that area at all. What can I do, what can I do..."

Yasuo shook his head and left silently, his back looking a little lonely and lonely.

......

What happened that day was so terrible that Yasuo didn't want to remember it anymore.

In short, on that day, in the place where Naruto's story began and ended, in the valley full of legends, visions appeared one after another.

The geese in the sky flew over here, twitching and falling down, and the fish in the river swam past here, spitting white foam and sinking to the bottom of the river.

It was not some stunning beauty who created this miracle of a sinking fish and a falling geese.

But Kakuzu and Demon Zhan are two brothers in need.

Yasuo knew that Bai Jue's food would not taste good, so he thought the two of them would give up.

But Yasuo underestimated the attraction of the secret technique of wood escape to a ninja.

"Dry"

"Dry"

"Dry"

With three heroic drinking orders, Kakuzu and Onizhan drank the White Zetsu soup in one gulp. One can imagine their fate.

Diarrhea, severe diarrhea.

Sadness flows back into a river, and excrement flows back into a river.

A few minutes after drinking the Bai Jue Tang, an overwhelming force of prehistoric power erupted.

The explosion was so violent that... the overflowing juices covered the toes of the statues of the two great ninjas.

Yasuo is a man of merit. Before the yellow water flows over, Yasuo throws half a roll of toilet paper from a distance, and then runs away.

While running, Yasuo pretended to shout: "Ah, my stomach hurts so much. Big brothers, I'm going to find a toilet first. I need to use the rest of the paper myself."

In ancient times, Yanzi killed three people with two peaches, but now Zhuge kills two people with half a roll of toilet paper.

Although the plan may not succeed, Yasuo is very satisfied with his wisdom.

In fact, if it hadn't been for pulling him away, Yasuo probably wouldn't have let him go so easily, either Kakuzu or Demon Slayer.

After all, in their eyes, he is a person who has awakened the secret technique of Wood Escape, so he is very valuable no matter what.

Speaking of which, Yasuo's original intention was just to give some gifts to Da Duozi and Age Spot, and Kakuzu and Demon Zhan were just fish in the pond.

Yasuo's conscience felt a little uneasy.

What is lost is the east corner, and what is gained is the mulberry tree. The secret technique of wood escape is the moon in the mirror and the flower in the mirror.

Yasuo planned to give them another fortune and compensate them with another secret technique that was not much weaker than Wood Escape.

But it is a pity that the old master obviously has no idea of ​​passing on his secret box pressing technique.

Although it is a bit regretful, Yasuo can also understand that even in his previous life, biological and chemical weapons were officially banned by major countries...

But speaking of it, it seems that the worst thing is not the Kakuzu duo. Yasuo narrowed his eyes and thought of a certain old man who was even more stubborn.

Although it is not entirely certain whether Kakuzu Demon Zhan and the others still have the heart to follow the path after receiving such a blow, this does not prevent Yasuo from making preparations in advance.

He took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Beiliuhu, as I told you last time, have you finished adding some functions to Ajing in Ninja Legend?"

"Oh, it's done. OK, I'll give you the new coordinates. Remember it..."

.......

The day the grain shit disaster ended.

"Madara-sama, something bad is happening"

Hei Jue dragged his remaining body and hurriedly returned to the underground base.

The old man on the futon opened his eyes slightly, and the normal black eyes on a white background gradually faded away, revealing a pair of extremely stunning eyes, which were the legendary Eyes of Reincarnation.

"What's going on? When Konoha sent people here, I knew that the body of the shadow clone would not be so easy to deceive Tobirama, but I didn't expect them to come so late."

As he spoke, the old man put on an orange whirlpool mask on his face and stood up, the broken Warring States armor on his body making a sound.

A generation of ninja legend, his movements are full of arrogance and evil spirit, and he is no longer the old look he once was.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's appearance of fighting to the death, Black Zetsu said quickly:

"No, Madara-sama, you are not from Konoha, you are some unidentified cult members. Also, please put away your reincarnation eye quickly. Your body can no longer bear such consumption."

"Cultist"

The old man frowned slightly and said, "Then have you taken care of them?"

Hei Jue looked troubled and said: "This... the enemy is unexpectedly a bit tricky..."

"Trash, as the incarnation of my will, you actually lost to a group of cultists... this is"

Just when the old man was furious, a drop of unknown liquid suddenly dripped from the top of the earth wall and hit the old man's nose.

Subconsciously, his nostrils were slightly inflamed, and the old man sniffed, and his face that turned red with anger instantly turned pale.

"Yuck~"

An extremely stinky smell hit the old man's nostrils, and the earthworms and mice he had eaten for lunch were spit out instantly.

"Move quickly, this place is unlivable"

Without the old man's instructions, Black Jue had already quickly ordered White Jue to pack up their things and run away. At this time, golden juice had begun to trickle down from the top, and it was out of control.

"Don't forget to bring A Fei with you"

The old man lost his reincarnation eyes, picked up the box of bear biscuits and held it in his arms. While giving orders to Hei Jue, he rushed out of the door...

There are still 3 days until it goes on sale, and I feel like I was waiting for the final exam results when I was a student.

Thank you, my most lovely readers, for being so tolerant. Even though I have been a shameless beast for so long, you are still so elegant and easy-going.

thank you all

Also, happy Lantern Festival, whether it is Yuanxiao or glutinous rice balls, I hope everyone will not think of Bai Jue Mu Mu when eating them~~88~~

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