Konoha no Hatake's happy wind male Konoha

Facing the first online fraud case in the ninja world, Comrade Kakuto, an innocent netizen who has never experienced such a sinister human heart, is as pure as a white rabbit in the vegetable field.

His performance was not much better than that of the old man and lady who received the scam call in the news. He was like a moth to the flame, rushing into it.

To be honest, when I originally asked Beilihu to design this program, Yasuo only planned to write it for 30.

After all, a bowl of ramen costs hundreds of dollars, and 30 can be enough to eat ramen for ten years. It is not a small number for most civilian ninjas.

But since the one who took the bait was Kakuzu, one of the richest people among Hokage, Yasuo had no choice but to reluctantly add a zero.

In order to lower the Gini coefficient of the ninja world, the kind-hearted Yasuo was really worried.

"Kakuzu, why are you crying?"

Finally finished reading Infernal Affairs, Guizhan's eyes were red and he wanted to cry, but he still held it back.

As a jounin, the thought of crying is really embarrassing.

But when he turned around, Onizan was surprised to find that Kakuzu, the mysterious and powerful ninja, was actually in tears.

Kakuzu took the tissue handed over by Yasuo, wiped the corners of his eyes, and swallowed: "I didn't shed tears. I am so happy. I spent so much money. I am so happy."

Yasuo nodded at the side and said: "Yes, Lord Kakuzu, buy something you like when you see it. The money is not really spent by you, it is just a different way to stay with you."

"Yes, kid, what you said makes so much sense."

Kakuzu nodded vigorously, and the tears of happiness that he had just wiped away couldn't stop flowing down again.

...

Looking at the mountains on both sides, Yasuo held a map and kept comparing it. After leaving Konoha for a long time, a distant valley appeared in front of him.

Kakuzu nodded with satisfaction and said: "I didn't expect you to be so familiar with the terrain of the Land of Fire. It seems that the reward of 500 yuan is indeed a bit low. I will give you an extra ten yuan tip when it is over."

"No problem." Yasuo glanced at the 600 million cash in Ezreal's travel backpack and smiled sweetly at Kakuzu.

"Haha, what a nice kid." Kakuzu always likes people who are generous and can be taken advantage of. He feels that this kid in front of him is quite to his liking.

Oni Zhan said helplessly on the side: "By the way, aren't you looking for a divine weapon? How could Tulong be in a place like this? We might as well stay in Konoha and use the computer to find more information."

Kakuzu glanced at Oni Zhan and sneered in his heart, if it weren't for the Yitian Sword in your hand as the key to the second link, I wouldn't be too lazy to go with you, a perverted man.

Yes, while he was practicing leveling, Kakuzu also secretly took a look at Ruri Sensoji Temple, and also saw the naked male Demon Slayer in his true colors.

What can I say about that scene? It was really eye-catching, causing him to take two more anti-hypertensive tablets.

At this time, Yasuo handed the map to Kakuzu and said: "Well, Lord Kakuzu, the place ahead is the place you are looking for."

Looking at the two tall statues not far away, Jiaodu was full of pride and said: "You all come with me."

Recalling the coordinates he spent a total of 300 million to buy from Hashirama's secret letter, Kakuzu waved his hand and pointed to an unremarkable place with an uncontrollable smile on his face and said: "This is it, you guys Two, dig them for me.”

......

The recent period has been a difficult time for Uchiha Madara.

Seventy years of life are rare, especially for Uchiha Madara, who has come all the way from the Warring States Period.

Unlike the three generations of old men in Naruso's era, the 70-year-old Madara Uchiha is far less powerful than the 70-year-old Hiruzen Sarutobi.

The latter can still fight one against three. With the help of the psychic demon ape and the villain Orochimaru, as well as the first and second generations who turned from the dirty soil, they can even keep up with the opponent for a long time.

But for Uchiha Madara, his current physical condition and strength have long been reduced, and he is far from the peak.

As for the reason for this phenomenon, it is also very simple, that is the final battle between him and Hashirama.

Although through the secret technique of Sharingan Izanagi, Uchiha Madara successfully deceived Hashirama and Tobirama brothers by feigning death and survived.

Even using the bite of Hashirama's flesh and blood, Uchiha Madara cultivated and transplanted Hashirama's cells to himself, which not only enhanced his own vitality, but also recently mastered the Yin and Yang Escape and awakened the Samsara Eye, but he was old after all, and Old wounds never heal.

Two tigers fighting each other, both sides suffer losses

Senju Hashirama's vitality was so strong that after the decisive battle with Madara Uchiha, he never lived past the age of 50.

As for Uchiha Madara, although he was more seriously injured, he relied on the vitality of Hashirama's cells to survive to the age of 70. Naturally, he was already in a state of dying and lingering.

Fortunately, Uchiha Madara has already had a series of plans, how to use his pair of reincarnation eyes and how to resurrect himself in the future. If he follows the instructions on the Nanga Shrine family stone tablet, he can establish an eternally peaceful Infinite Tsukuyomi. world......

Uchiha Madara holds the pearl of wisdom in everything.

Of course, to achieve his series of ambitious goals, it is impossible to rely solely on this aging body.

Uchiha Madara must rely on the White Zetsu and Black Zetsu he "created" to realize his ambitions.

In the final analysis, for Madara, Black Zetsu is the product of his own will, and White Zetsu is a tool that he can replace and discard at any time.

But a few months ago, for the first time, Uchiha Madara felt that White Zetsu, at least the White Zetsu named Abi, was not a simple tool.

Although for Madara, who has experienced the melee of the Warring States Period and the founding of Konoha, there is nothing that can make him care about this era anymore, but A Fei did affect his inner feelings.

Looking at the white dough in the culture tank that was gradually returning to its human form, Uchiha Madara's old face showed a trace of imperceptible relief.

The black creature on the side smiled and said: "Master Madara, the Hashirama cells in the heretic demon have been injected in batches. As long as they are incubated for a few more hours, Fei should be able to fully recover."

Uchiha Madara subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, nodded with satisfaction, and thought to himself:

Although it took a lot of time and a lot of Hashirama cells, it was by no means a waste, it was all worth it.

Before he finds a host who can carry his own pair of reincarnation eyes, and before he finds a Uchiha junior who can carry his will for peace, he cannot die.

In the past, my thinking was too simple. I only paid attention to strength and planning, but forgot that the body is the capital of changing the ninja world.

I wonder if eating rats and earthworms every day will help you live longer?

Uchiha Madara recalled the food he had eaten in the past few months, and there was a sickening smell of decay in his throat.

Subconsciously, he took out a piece of bear-shaped gingerbread from his arms, threw it into his mouth and chewed it.

"Dong dong dong~~Boom~~~"

Suddenly, countless dust fell from the top of the cave, and the ground trembled.

Although the 70-year-old Madara is aging, this level of shock is not enough to make him fall. He stands as calm as a green pine.

only......

With a "pop" sound, Madara spit out half a biscuit from his mouth. The biscuit was filled with blood and there was a back molar full of tartar.

Damn it, even Hashirama didn’t knock out any of my teeth.

Uchiha's face turned red, he wiped the blood and cookie crumbs from the corner of his mouth, and said angrily: "Zetsu, go up immediately and see what's going on."

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