The Taoist priest in the comic world

"Are you troubled by your frail and disease-ridden body? Are you troubled by the fading beauty and youthfulness? Are you blaming yourself for having sex three times a night? Next, I will bring you a historical experience. moment"

Accompanied by Howard's voice that sounded like a pyramid scheme, a sexy bikini beauty walked onto the stage holding a white jade plate.Without looking back, Howard picked up a white jade plate and opened the curtain above. On the plate, there was a shining silver pill lying there. The strong fragrance filled the whole place. Howard said with a smile on his face, "This is The medicine refined by the gods of the Celestial Dynasty is called Huiguang Dan. It can make a woman ten years younger. The starting price is 1000 million, and the bidding begins."

"whispering sound."

A burst of contempt followed one after another. Obviously, no one imagined Howard's exaggerated remarks. Even the guests in the first three rows showed contempt.

"Give me one, Howard, you'd better pray that this medicine has no side effects, otherwise" a woman whose face was covered by a gauze stood up, the wind gently lifted the gauze, and then fell down instantly.

"Oh my Majesty the Queen," a sharp-eyed politician next to him suddenly exclaimed, and immediately showed courtesy. "My dear, why do you come to such a place?"

"I owe Howard a favor." The Queen of England frowned slightly and said, "Since no one is bidding, I will buy this for 1000 million."

If you think about it carefully, how could the Queen of England attend the auction because of favors? After all, politicians are the product of ruthlessness.The Queen of England came here because Howard released the news: the last item in the auction will increase the physical strength of ordinary people to 30.00% of Captain America Steve's.

You must know that Captain America is the limit of human physical ability. He can run at a speed of [-] to [-] kilometers per hour. The minimum lifting weight is half a ton. The half ton here is based on the movie world where Steve can lift the three-woman heavy-duty motorcycle without any pressure. In reality It should be over half a ton.In addition, Captain America's metabolism is four times that of the average person.

Since the stock of the super soldier serum was stolen by the Hydra organization, and the doctor was on the street again, this drug that can improve human physical fitness became extremely precious. What's more, the super soldier serum is strong but uniquely belongs to the United States, and this drug is... Auctioned worldwide.

""The Queen of England stared at Howard with her delicate eyes for a moment, secretly thinking in her heart, you'd better really develop that kind of drug.

"Haha, thank you to Her Majesty the Queen for coming and making this auction even more glorious. Now, Natalia, send the light-returning pill to Her Majesty and ask Your Majesty to test the medicine." Howard held the microphone and smiled, "Some words are not allowed. Needless to say, because the items sold in this auction are too precious, Jing himself came up with a completely wonderful idea: that is, eat them directly to avoid being robbed."

Even though he said that, only Howard knew that if no one could prove that these pills were effective, I'm afraid not a single pill would be sold.

Under the shining light of the spotlight, a blond beauty wearing a bikini was holding a white jade plate. She was about [-] years old. Her hips swayed as she walked. Her youthfulness was everywhere as she looked around. She came to the Queen with a smile and said, "Your Majesty, please take your medicine."

"Huh, okay." Her Majesty the Queen lifted the curtain, revealing her face. Even with heavy makeup, the crow's feet and thin cheeks that were still difficult to hide revealed the news that she was old.But from her brows, we can vaguely see what a gorgeous woman the Queen once was.The Queen pinched the Light-Returning Pill, frowned and swallowed it.

"How does it taste?" Contrary to everyone's expectations, the blonde beauty in bikini as a maid did not leave. Instead, she boldly leaned forward and asked with a smile.

"Stay away from Her Majesty the Queen." A strong man in a black suit stood up abruptly, with a small pistol on his waist and the handle of the gun exposed.

"Thank you for the gun." The blonde bikini beauty smiled brightly, and suddenly raised her leg and kicked the man in the suit in the crotch.

"Oh." The man in the suit felt a sharp pain in his crotch. The pain was so unbearable that he leaned down unnaturally.

"boom"

At this moment, the blond beauty quickly grabbed the pistol from the man's waist, pulled the trigger with her backhand, and the bullet accurately shot the man's head. In an instant, red and white things flew everywhere, but the blond beauty didn't even blink. Wink.

"Wow, it's killing people."

"Oh my God, come on, protect me, I am Italy"

"Protect Her Majesty the Queen quickly"

However, it was too late. The blonde beauty pointed her gun at the head of the Queen of England.

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Behind the Queen of England, Brigadier General Morente suddenly appeared. He turned over and pushed the Queen of England down. The gun popped out of the chamber and accurately shot Brigadier General Morente's arm.

"Go away." The blonde snorted coldly, stared at Brigadier General Morente, showed no mercy, immediately adjusted the muzzle position and pulled the trigger.

Soon after, a red light suddenly swept over. Look closely to see where the red light was. It was clearly white air wrapped in fire. It was the fire escape. Under the eyes of everyone, Jiang Yi, dressed in red robes, suddenly came over.

With a swish sound, the sword was unsheathed, and like a flying giant, it thrust out a sword, piercing the gap of the trigger at the precise moment. The blonde beauty's pupils shrank, and she quickly pulled out her fingers. Otherwise, if the sword went down, the fingers would be cut off.

"" The blonde beauty looked deeply at Jiang Yi, and immediately fired several shots into the air. The crowd immediately fled faster when they heard the sound of gunshots. The scene was once chaotic. The blonde beauty got into the crowd and disappeared.

"You won't be able to run far if you chase her," Brigadier General Morente calmly ordered.

"No need, there is a secret passage in the swimming pool, she got into it and escaped." All the actions of the blonde beauty were undetectable under Jiang Yi's divine consciousness.

"Thank you for saving me, may I ask your name?" The Queen of England took a few deep breaths and managed to regain her composure. She sincerely thanked the man in red robe in front of her.This man was only 1.8 meters tall, had an ordinary appearance, but was wearing a strange robe. He also wore a sword that was more than three feet tall at his waist.The Queen of England's eyes lit up, "Oh, you are from China, right?"

"" Brigadier General Morente waved quickly, and a translator came out from the side to translate for Jiang Yi.

"Tell her, it's useless to take a second light-returning pill." Jiang Yi frowned slightly and looked at the pretty face of the Queen of England. Due to the effect of the light-returning pill, the Queen of England's facial muscles and skin tissue were undergoing changes. Notice changes visible to the naked eye.Immediately, he strode to the stage and saw Howard shouting into the microphone with an annoyed look on his face.Jiang Yi said with a calm face, "Tell me, the danger has been lifted, everyone please come back. How do you say this in English?"

In fact, it doesn't have to be like this at all. Most of the people who escaped were ordinary people who were joining in the fun and celebrities who were greedy for life. However, the dignitaries in the first three rows did not leave much. Not only because they had bodyguards, but as soon as they raised their butts, Jiang Yi was already there. He ran out and beat the assassin away. In addition, the appearance of Her Majesty the Queen's face was clearly visible. The reliability of these elixirs instantly increased so much that most of the male guests stayed without hesitation in order to enhance their virility.

"No need, let them go." The Queen of England was blushing and ran over regardless of lady etiquette. A translator also appeared beside him. These Chinese words were all spoken from the translator's mouth. The translator shouted loudly, "Amazing Celestial People, how much of your light-returning elixir do you still have? Our Queen bought them all and gave you [-] million US dollars."

"Golden Body" Marshal Ma suddenly appeared on Jiang Yi's shoulder and said, "I smell the evil smell of money, so I promise her."

"Okay, there are eight left, all for you. But remember, repeated administration is ineffective."

Jiang Yi made a total of four kinds of elixirs, with nine of each elixir, taking the number of ninety-nine.Among them are Huiguang, Zhuji, Pure Yang, and Smallpox.Foundation building is used to enhance physical energy, pure Yang is used to increase physical energy below, and smallpox can treat many diseases.

With the enthusiastic help of the Queen of England, the auction continued smoothly.Howard also quickly collected himself and continued to stand on the stage for the auction.

"Pure Yang Pill, it works to aphrodisiac. It costs 2000 million per person." Howard glanced at the faces of the VIPs in the first three rows with his peripheral vision. Seeing the enthusiasm in their eyes becoming more and more serious, Howard immediately changed his words, "3000 million per person, no, 5000 million."

Even so, the bidding cards that have sprung up like mushrooms are raised without hesitation.

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In the end, the auction ended with 100 billion U.S. dollars. According to the agreement, Jiang Yi received 40 billion U.S. dollars.After the auction, Jiang Yi left the venue and went to the guest room to sleep. On the way, Jiang Yi raised his eyebrows and whispered, "Natalia is the name of the Black Widow, right?"

"What are you talking about, Mr. Jiang Yi?"

From the shadows, Brigadier General Morente slowly walked out, with a hint of displeasure on his old face, "Mr. Jiang Yi, I hope you know that you are now a legal citizen of the United States and a member of the Howling Commandos. , the propaganda our country is doing for you is not to let you sell precious things to other countries, understand. By doing this, you have already touched our bottom line."

"It's none of your business who I sell it to. I made the elixir. I have the final say. Get out of the way." Jiang Yi looked up at Brigadier General Morente, replied indifferently and walked forward. "Also, don't learn Chinese at such an old age. It sounds really awkward."

"You and I are now officially informing you that you need to hand over your so-called foundation-building pill technology to the country, otherwise" Brigadier General Morente pointed his halberd at Jiang Yi and shouted loudly. However, under the gaze of Brigadier General Morente, Jiang Yi It turned into a white and red escaping light and went away.

"Fuk" Brigadier General Morente kicked the corner in frustration.

Howard's work was quite reliable. Almost at the end of the auction, he had already taken out a black Supreme Member Bank Card belonging to the global Bank of America and handed it to Jiang Yi. There was a huge sum of 40 billion in it.