The Taoist priest in the comic world

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The big white man grabbed the relatively crude pistol at the time and fired a shot at the ceiling.

"Speak carefully if you have something to say. A gentleman should speak but never use his hands." Mao Xiaofang looked up at the clear hole in the ceiling and said with a sweaty smile.

"Do you know Jiang Yi? Where is he?" The big white man sneered, "Our Shijie Gang has been blocking him for a month, and finally we have blocked him."

More than 20 men in black clothes and sunglasses strode into the villa, searching everywhere. While searching, they shouted in half-baked Chinese, "Jiang Yi Jiang Yi come out!"

"Are you Jiang Yi's friend?" The big white man hugged Mao Xiaofang with his strong shoulders and sneered, "Our gang leader, the Mandarin, has sent word that we need to bring Jiang Yi back to heaven, life or death, but we don't think it's troublesome. , decided to take his body back. You see, we have no ill intentions towards you, as long as you help us, we can give you any amount of money, as long as you tell the number."

"Your money was taken from Cixi by the Eight-Nation Allied Forces. I don't want it." Mao Xiaofang said coldly. He glanced sideways at the white man, then glanced around and found that all the men in black were joining the team searching for Jiang Yi.

The next second, Mao Xiaofang suddenly got angry

But Mao Xiaofang, with agility comparable to that of Li Long, quickly tripped the big white man down and bullied him with his thin body. He grabbed the big white man's arm and suddenly pinned it behind his back, causing the big white man to scream in pain.

"Humph" Mao Xiaofang snorted coldly, quickly removed the joints of the white man's arms, picked up the pistol that fell on the ground, held it like a gourd in his hand and pressed it against the back of the white man's head, saying in a cold voice, "I'm calling you Come back, otherwise, I will kill you."

"Hey, come back and save me." The big white man was so frightened that he was sweating profusely and hurriedly did as Mao Xiaofang said.

Soon, more than 20 men in black and sunglasses followed the sound.Mao Xiaofang saw this and said coldly, "Hey, tell them to put down the gun."

"Put the gun down," the big white man yelled.

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The ground was filled with firearms. More than 20 men in black and sunglasses were squatting on the ground with their heads held in their hands. Mao Xiaofang subdued the big white man. While watching them warily, he took the big man to the door of Jiang Yi's house. He gently pushed it open and looked sideways. Look inside.

But seeing that the room was empty, there was a splashing sound from the bathroom on the other side.Mao Xiaofang shouted loudly, "Jiang Yi, there is a thief in your house, why don't you come out quickly?"

"Oh, isn't it you?" The bathroom door opened, and Jiang Yi, wearing a white bath towel, walked out lazily. Looking from the direction of Mao Xiaofang, the bathroom floor was full of dark impurities.The impurities were like grease, and they were exactly the impurities that Jiang Yi excreted from his body.

The Marrow Cleansing Pill can reshape a person, but it cannot turn a loser into a physical combat powerhouse like Li Long in an instant.But it can turn a loser into a genius and completely change him from within.

Jiang Yi said it didn't matter, but the fear lingered in his heart. If Mao Xiaofang hadn't stayed here, the Ten Rings Gang who took advantage of the situation would have easily killed him and taken him away because he was weak.

In the final analysis, Jiang Yi still believes in Mao Xiaofang's ability. After all, anyone born in the 80s who has watched zombie movies knows that Uncle Ying is invincible and Fang Leng disappears, but in exchange for Uncle Ying and Mao Xiaofang, who is invincible in close combat, that's not Beautiful

"What did you take me for?" Mao Xiaofang's head was full of black lines. "Did you know that if I made a mistake just now, I would be shot to death by a bullet?"

"Don't be angry if I use you as my bodyguard. You are such a young man. In fact, I also have a copy of Maoshan's Secret Technique. If you protect me for a few years, I will give it to you." Jiang Yi smiled and shook his head.

In order to ensure his sincerity, Jiang Yi recited several articles of Maoshan's secret method that he had memorized in his mind.

"Master, Mao Xiaofang only relies on orders." Mao Xiaofang's eyes shone. In fact, to this day, the Maoshan sect's secret knowledge, which was originally a large sect, has been lost too much. Otherwise, how could Mao Xiaofang learn secular martial arts to deal with zombies?

"I'll make a phone call."

Jiang Yi walked to the crude landline phone and silently dialed 911, America's emergency number.

"Let's wait here, someone will take them away in a while." Jiang Yi sat quietly on the cold floor and stared at the big white man, "Hey, who asked you to come?"

The "Mandarin" white man seems to have no concept of keeping secrets at all.

"Why do you all want to catch me so much?" Jiang Yi frowned impatiently, his heart filled with discomfort, which gradually turned into anxiety.Today there will be 20 people coming to arrest him, and tomorrow another hundred will come. The whole gang will be dispatched the day after tomorrow.

"I don't know why, but this is an order from above." The big white man said with an embarrassed look on his face.

Jiang Yi turned a deaf ear and came to the side of the alchemy furnace. On the white wall, there was a portrait of Jiang Yi's ancestor and the incense burner. Next to it, there were densely packed portraits. I don't know, I thought I was at a Taoist temple.

"What are these?" Mao Xiaofang quietly appeared behind Jiang Yi again and asked in a low voice.

Jiang Yi was suddenly startled. He turned around and saw that all the members of the Ten Rings Gang, including the big white man, were tied up with ropes. Then he breathed a sigh of relief. He pointed at a row of portraits and incense burners on the wall and said, "These are all It is the deity enshrined by our Penglai Sect. From the working gods to the immortals and ghosts, they all offer incense. It must have been 30 years ago."

"Why do you offer so much?" Mao Xiaofang looked at Jiang Yi in surprise.

"You are stupid. When you are in trouble, please ask God. This is called spreading seedlings widely, and you will have a good harvest." Jiang Yi smiled.

It's interesting to say that the magic tricks in those movies are so easy to perform, and you can invite anyone you want. However, the reality is cruel.If you want to invite gods to your body, you must not only be clean yourself, but also make offerings of incense for decades. Otherwise, no capable god can help you.

The word clean here does not mean bathing and changing clothes, but being clean. Immortals and gods all have clean bodies. There is no reincarnation of grains, and naturally there is no metabolism. Therefore, if you want to invite gods, you must be fasting all year round, otherwise the gods will be clean. God is mysophobic.

About an hour later, the sound of an American police car came in a hurry, and the noisy siren made Jiang Yi put down the incense in his hand.

Without opening the door, Jiang Yi saw ten police cars lined up neatly in front of his villa.

The door of the police car opened, and the first thing that appeared in Jiang Yi's eyes was a pair of white and slender legs. Looking up, Carter, who was still wearing a splendid military uniform, walked down quickly. Carter glanced at the whole place with a pair of slender, crystal-clear eyes, and relaxed with relief. With that tone, she quickly walked up to Jiang Yi, looked him up and down, and said, "I'll feel relieved if you're okay. Mr. Mao is here too."

"Well, he's staying at my house temporarily. You know him?" Jiang Yi, whose reflex arc was slightly thick, pointed at Mao Xiaofang and said.

"Of course I do. It was this young lady who provided the location of the traitor Fang Leng, so I traveled thousands of miles to clean up the family," Mao Xiaofang said.

"" No matter what, Jiang Yi and the Fang brothers still have some feelings for each other, and their faces darkened when they heard this.

"Okay, no chatting, let's talk about business first." Seeing Jiang Yi's expression change slightly, Carter quickly interrupted, "Mr. Jiang Yi, the situation has changed. I'm here to ask you to help Steve."

"What's wrong with Steve?" Jiang Yi frowned.

"The super soldier gene has been clearly stolen by Hydra agents. The evil Hydra organization didn't care about the death of its agents at all. Although hundreds of lives were lost, it still forcibly created twenty super soldiers. Roaring under the leadership of Steve The commandos captured Steve when they attacked the military factory." At this point, Carter's expression was full of concern. She looked at Jiang Yidao, "Please help me. If it's you, I can definitely rescue Steve."

The more Jiang Yi heard, the more frightened he became. There were hundreds of super warriors who were not weaker than Steve, and none of them could beat him.

"Killing hundreds of lives for selfish reasons, such an act is simply unconscionable. Carter, tell me the address, and let's go." Before Jiang Yi could say anything, Mao Xiaofang said righteously.

"Can you consider my opinion?" Jiang Yi's head was full of black lines. Seeing that Mao Xiaofang had already walked out of the room under the leadership of Carter, Jiang Yi shouted, "Wait a minute, I will change my clothes and grab something by the way."

Just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den, Jiang Yi couldn't help but wonder whether he was wrong or right to take in Mao Xiaofang as a bodyguard.