i became a fairy

"You've really finished reading it." Madeline looked at Mi Xiaoan with a hint of anger in her eyes. I thought to myself: This little girl is usually spoiled by me, but now she dares to lie. It seems she needs to be taught a lesson.

"Really, I really finished reading it." Mi Xiaoan didn't notice anything unusual and continued to shake his shoulders coquettishly, hoping to borrow the book as soon as possible.

"Okay" Madeline snorted heavily, with a slightly unhappy look on her face, and said, "Then I'll ask you a few questions. If you can't answer them, I'm going to spank you."

"Hey" Mi Xiaoan was stunned, and then he felt something was wrong.

Why do you have to ask questions no matter what the situation is? This is not the rhythm of endorsement, right?

Oh my god, I said I finished reading and just flipped through a few pages, but I don’t have the ability to memorize the book. Don’t treat me like this.

Seeing the astonishment on Mi Xiaoan's face, Madeline became even more sure that she was lying. She frowned, took out the elf brew from her arms, opened a page at random, and asked, "Well, tell me, elf brew." The brewing process”

As expected, Mi Xiaoan's heart skipped a beat, and she felt the urge to burst into tears. Sure enough, you want me to endorse this. This is something I only did in elementary school.

"How about it? Tell me quickly. If you can't answer, I'm going to spank you." Madeline stared at Mi Xiao'an with sharp eyes, taking in all the changes in her expression. She closed the book directly and was sure that she was lying. .

"Wait a minute." Mi Xiaoan, who had a premonition that something was wrong, quickly stopped. It's impossible to be spanked, not even in this life, that's what children do, and I'm not a child.

Thinking of this section, she quickly retorted: "Grandma, patriarch, can I take back what I said before? I haven't read these three books, please forgive me?"

"Take it back." Madeleine sneered and said, "Impossible. Children who lie must be punished."

Now, she was completely sure that Mi Xiaoan was lying, and she reached out to pull her away.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Mi Xiaoan quickly backed away, holding his hands defensively, and said again, "Let me think about it. I have an impression and I can tell it."

Oh, let me go, think about it quickly, think about the brewing of elf wine, I seem to have taken a look at it before. I can’t remember how it was written. What should I do? Do I really need to be spanked?

"Well, what do you think?" Madeleine took back her hand and threatened: "If you can't think of it, I will treat you as if you lied to me twice, and I will swell both your buttocks."

Oh, why don't you be so cruel? It hurts just thinking about it. What should I do? I'll be in trouble.

"Haha, don't worry, I can remember." Mi Xiaoan laughed dryly and continued to pretend, rubbing his body back.

Do you want to run? No, no, it will be even worse if you run. Woohoo~What to do?

Suddenly, there was a ding

"Do you need help?" A chat box appeared in front of Mi Xiaoan, startling Mi Xiaoan who was thinking wildly. She glanced at Madeline secretly, and although she knew she couldn't see, she still felt inexplicably nervous.

"System" Mi Xiaoan calmed down a little and muttered in his heart.

"Do you need help?" the system asked again.

"Why don't you try to help me with this?" Mi Xiaoan was stunned for a moment, and actually got a little excited: "Can you beat her?"

system:

There was silence in the chat box for a moment, and then disappeared out of thin air. Mi Xiaoan suddenly became anxious: Hey, hey, come out, don’t you want to help?

It seemed that Mi Xiaoan's call had an effect, and the system flashed out again. This time it was not a chat box, but the previous light screen.

The light screen still had the original content, but it disappeared immediately. The light curtain became empty, and then a book appeared, turning automatically, and stopped when it reached a certain page.

"Elf Brewing" Mi Xiaoan was stunned for a moment, then understood the meaning of the light curtain and was ecstatic.

Wow, yes, yes, it said before that it has recorded all the contents in the book, and it turns out that it can be played back again. In this case, I can cheat.

Hahaha, awesome, my system

"Have you figured it out?" Madeline was impatient with waiting. She walked over to Mi Xiaoan and said, "Humph, I think you can't figure it out. Come here and stick your butt out."

"Don't forget it, I really did." Mi Xiaoan quickly stopped, but saw Madeline still walking towards him without stopping.

She felt anxious, glanced at the screen, and simply read aloud:

"The key points of brewing Elf wine: you need to mash the Elf fruit with pure wood first, take the juice, pour it into a wooden jar, and add the crushed leaves of the Elf tree to it."

"After sealing it for a month, sniff it every day until the unpleasant smell dissipates before opening the wooden can."

"Testing of Elf Wine: The finished Elf Wine is amber in color, has a sweet smell, and a mellow taste in the mouth. Red water vapor will appear after heating."

I read several pages with a bang, and I stumbled a bit in the middle, but then I read more and more smoothly, and I couldn't stop reading.

"Stop, stop, stop, stop," Madeline said. She looked at Mi Xiaoan in astonishment, then opened the book in her hand with suspicion and looked at it carefully.

After a while, Madeline raised her head again, her eyes even more astonished. She walked around Mi Xiaoan, then put her hand on Mi Xiaoan's forehead and measured it, her expression turned to confusion.

"This is you." Madeline opened her mouth, but she didn't know what to say. She paused for a while and said cautiously: "You really memorized it."

"Ahem, yes." Mi Xiaoan couldn't help but smile, then pretended to be nonchalant, raised his face and said, "This kind of thing is very simple. It's just that you asked too hastily just now, so I didn't think of it for a moment. .”

"How is that possible?" Madeleine muttered, with disbelief on her face.

She thought for a while, shook her head, opened the book again and said: "Here, let me ask you another question: the storage of elf wine."

"Ha, wait a minute, let me think about it." The corner of Mi Xiaoan's mouth curled up. She glanced at the screen, and as the pages on it began to turn, she happened to reach the page where the elf wine was stored. She read directly: "Storage of Elf Wine: Elf Wine needs to be placed under the roots of the Elf Tree"

"No, no, no, that's impossible." After a moment, Mi Xiaoan read out all the questions, while Madeline kept shaking her head as if she had seen a ghost.

She thought for a while, opened Elf Gardening again, and asked: "Tell me how to cultivate Elf Fruit."

"Well, wait a minute." Mi Xiaoan looked at the content on the light screen with a proud face and read: "Elf fruit needs sufficient sunlight."

After answering the question, Madeline gritted her teeth, turned a few more pages, and continued to ask: "The origin of the elf fruit."

"The elf fruit comes from the elf tree, yes"

"Elf Fruit"

"Elf Fruit"

"Hey, I don't believe it." Madeline looked a little obsessed. She opened the Elf Sacrifice again, looked at Mi Xiaoan, and asked: "Tell me, in the Elf Sacrifice, the twelfth word on page nine what is”

"Okay, let me count." Mi Xiaoan looked confident. Looking at the words on the light screen, he began to count silently, and then counted a few times before he felt something was wrong.

She looked at Madeline with a strange expression, hesitated for a moment, and asked: "Hey, grandma, the patriarch, are you going a little too far?"

"Uh" Madeline paused, with a look of embarrassment on her face. She coughed twice and said sheepishly: "Well, this is it, hehe, it's a joke, it's a joke, hahahaha."

disguised laughter