Druid in Marvel

Chapter 805 Love Bible

When Alvin returned to the community school through the space door opened by Strange, the quiet campus made his heart twitch.

Only when Old Cage's angry shouting came, Alvin let out a sigh of relief and opened his hands towards Old Cage, who was looking ugly and spewing curse words...

Old Cage reluctantly pressed his rosy nose while muttering and cursing, and hugged Alvin forcefully, saying: "Don't run too far in the future, I can't even keep an eye on my old bones. Those bad boys...

What fun is there in London? Wouldn't it be better to let the British bomb those aliens with missiles? "

Alvin laughed, hugged the old guy hard, and said with a smile: "It seems you hate the British. What did they do to you?"

Old Cage patted Alvin on the arm, pursed his lips and said unhappily: "Food, weather, people, and Oxford and Cambridge, they are the worst places in the world.

The people there are all pretentious and annoying. Think about the prince who divorced his beautiful wife and took an ugly son. What would you do if the people around you were like that? "

Alvin nodded funny after hearing this, put on an exaggerated expression, and said gloomily: "I will kill my way through the world and escape from there, it must be the worst place in the world.

There is no delicious food, no beauties, no sentiment, and the strange accents of the people there..."

As he spoke, Alvin straightened his back, held his chin and said in a bad British accent: "The devil will quote the Bible to defend himself, but the shortcomings of Britain are there..."

Old Cage was made to laugh by Alvin. He patted Alvin's shoulder vigorously, wiped his tears of joy, and said with a smile: "Don't ruin Shakespeare, although he is also an Englishman, but England is like that, haha …”

Alvin smiled and put his arm around the shoulders of this lovely old man, and said with a smile: "Where are the children? What's the matter with letting an old man like you "look after the door"?"

I'm going to fire those bastards from the security department..."

Old Cage took two hard breaths and said: "I asked them all to go to the basement. The place there is very spacious. The exam is about to take place. Even if there is a world war, we cannot let them lose their studies."

As he spoke, old Cage turned his head and glanced at Steve and the others who had followed back, then looked at Alvin and said, "Is everything over?"

Alvin smiled and nodded, and said: "It's over, let those children return to the ground quickly. The basement is the territory of turtles and mice.

From now on, all the people who go out here must be sunshine youth, because they have a professor from Texas, and he brings the sunshine of Texas to them..."

Alvin's flattery made old Cage's old face burst into laughter. The old guy happily slapped Alvin's arm and began to talk about his "glorious history" and how he changed from a cowboy's son to a An inspirational story from a Columbia University professor…

Faced with such old Cage, JJ was the first to desert, followed by Steve and Frank. Only Alvin gently helped the old guy sit down on a stool in the corridor on the first floor of the teaching building and listened quietly. He "brags"...

Alvin could see that old Cage was very tired. He was sure that the old man had not slept since the day he set out.

He regarded the school as his home, and this was indeed his home. He even chose the place where his ashes would be buried.

This grumpy old man may not be liked by everyone, and occasionally Alvin will annoy this foul-mouthed "cowboy professor," but he is a truly good person, a good person who has a sense of responsibility as an educator engraved in his bones.

Some unknown children came to Alvin's side quietly. Little Ginny quietly ran into his arms at Alvin's signal, and then twisted her little body to find a comfortable position to follow her father. Listen to old Cage bragging.

Fighting football hooligans in the streets of Manchester, breaking the nose of the Chancellor of Oxford University with one punch, drunkenly peeing on the doorstep of Buckingham Palace, and other feats.

Nick looked at old Cage with admiring eyes, then gently touched Richard next to him, and said incredulously: "Old Cage must have been very powerful when he was young, otherwise he would definitely not be able to leave the UK alive... …”

Richard, who was also shocked by Old Cage's bullshit, nodded in agreement and said, "It must be true. Even if my father comes out of prison and goes to England, he wouldn't dare to do this!"

As he spoke, Richard took out a thin blanket from behind, ready to cover the drowsy old Cage at any time. It was now one o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun was at its most abundant, and a man was bragging himself to sleep. , and then it’s just right to take a nap under the sun...

Alvin glanced appreciatively at the attentive Richard, then glared at Nick and Mindy who had obviously had another fight just now, and finally kissed the smiling sweet little Ginny on the forehead.

Looking at Fox who was standing not far away and looking at him with a chuckle, Alvin smiled and blew a kiss to him in exchange for a sweet smile.

Look, happiness is actually very simple. No matter what you are doing, as long as you are with the right person, you can always produce a "happy" chemical effect. Of course, you must not worry about money first, otherwise there is no way to make money listening to a bad old man bragging. Delightful!

wait until old

The leader blew himself to sleep, and Alvin came to Fox with little Ginny in his arms. He put his arm around the shoulders of this big-mouthed beauty, kissed her heavily on the cheek, and said with a smile: "Maybe you print When it comes to business cards, you have to print the title "Mrs. Principal" on it, and then print the Hell's Kitchen logo.

Maybe this will make me feel more at ease. Otherwise, when I go to save the world, I will always be worried that some handsome boy will come to chat with you.

God, how can you be so beautiful and am I really your first boyfriend? Or are all American men blind? "

Fox squinted his eyes and happily accepted Alvin's sweet words. He leaned gently into Alvin's arms, wrinkled his nose and jostled for position with little Ginny, and then pressed Alvin's chest with one hand, slightly hoarsely. Said: "I heard that you are going to hold a party full of beautiful women and wine, can I help?

That Gisele speedster chick is great, I can call her over!

Oh, and Hela, the princess of Asgard, seems a little different about that woman, you might like her. "

Alvin listened for half a second, then smiled and kissed Fox on the forehead, and said with a smile: "This party is a reward for the warriors. Of course, I only need you.

Do you still have the dragon bone wine at home? I think your current appearance makes me a little short of energy! "

Fox put his left hand on Alvin's chest, stared at him with squinted eyes for a few seconds, suddenly smiled with satisfaction, opened his sexy mouth and nibbled on Alvin's chin, and then laughed. He kissed the cheek of the arrogant little Ginny. This little girl was very dissatisfied with her father who bullied her.

Seeing Alvin's serious expression as an abstinent male god, Fox lowered his head and smiled sheepishly, saying, "Am I going a little too far?

Sometimes I feel like a crazy woman, but actually I shouldn’t interfere too much in your life before getting married..."

Alvin smiled and gave his little friend a high-five, then looked at Fox and said with a smile: "Do I think you can't wait to become Mrs. Ye?

This is good news, it at least shows that my charm is enough. "

As he spoke, Alvin gently lifted Fox's chin and said, "There is no such thing as "interfering in life." If you dare to flirt with a man, you will know what "interfering in life" is.

We are both quite petty, which shows that we are a perfect match!

Of course, if you see a beautiful woman courting me one day, please try to exercise restraint, and it is best not to shoot me with a gun.

You know, I'm a gentleman, and I'm handsome!

It’s normal to feel a little stressed about finding a boyfriend as handsome as me! "

Fox squinted his eyes as he watched Alvin's somewhat funny self-praise, and then when he couldn't stop boasting, he pulled him by the collar and kissed him hard, saying, "I don't care if you talk nonsense." like very much……"

Alvin touched his lips, glanced at Fox's enchanting back who turned away, and then said to little Ginny: "Dad, it seemed like you were talking nonsense just now? Am I not handsome?"

Little Ginny hugged Alvin's neck, tilted her head and thought for a moment, and then shouted happily: "Come on, daddy, come on daddy!"

Alvin wrinkled his nose angrily and compared the hardness of his nose with little Ginny, then scratched the little girl's armpit twice, making her laugh until she was out of breath and begged for mercy before letting her go.

This girl's concept of beauty and ugliness really makes Alvin very sad. This is a terminal illness, but no one except himself seems to think there is anything wrong with it.

This proves from the side that the men around him are all ugly, and he should be a handsome man by normal standards. Really, that must be the case!

Strange quietly came to JJ who was hiding in a corner, looked at Alvin not far away, and said to JJ who was actively taking notes: "What are you doing? Can our party still start? ?I know a few people who celebrate the company and they..."

As he spoke, Strange looked at what JJ was writing furiously in shock and said, "Fuck, what the hell is this? The lines in the cheesy romance drama at eight o'clock are not so disgusting.

What are you doing man, this doesn't fit your image at all! "

JJ wrote the last sentence carefully, then closed the notebook hard, looked at Strange with contempt and said, "This is the Bible of Love Words. I learned the essence of Love Words from my boss."

As he spoke, JJ raised the notebook in his hand and said slightly proudly: "With this, I can increase my car replacement fund by 10 percentage points from Temple.

Assholes like you must not understand, oh, your doctor girlfriend hasn’t dumped you yet? "

Strange was stunned for two seconds and said stiffly: "Not yet, no, I haven't decided to dump him yet..."

As he spoke, Strange looked at JJ's contemptuous eyes, looked around unhappily, and then said to JJ furtively: "Is this thing really useful?"

Seeing JJ nodding his head affirmatively, Strange lowered his voice and said sneakily like a drug dealer doing a drug deal: "100 yuan, give me one, and I will continue to pay for new content later... …”

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