Druid in Marvel

Chapter 2089 Drunk and Crazy

While Odin was catching up on his sleep, Stark sneakily led a group of children to the new room.

The scene where Frigga showed her motherly love made Stark very uncomfortable, and also made a group of children feel awkward...

Iron Man has done many outrageous things, but he asked himself that if his child married someone he just met for a day, he would definitely go crazy.

But Frigga acted too calm and a little too happy!

Watching Nick drag Frank with a weird expression and ask him how many people he killed last night?

Alvin irritably picked up a piece of fruit and threw it at Nick, cursing: "Can you calm down for a while?"

As he spoke, Alvin looked at little Ginny at the door, who was sticking her butt out and trying to pull the big cat in. He sighed longly and said to Nick: "Go get that big cat in and let it play with my sister. a while.

Don't think that I didn't see the game console you hid, I will be looking for trouble for you later. "

Nick held his pocket and shouted: "You can't do this!

You personally gave this to me last night. When you were robbing, I stood guard at the door of the game store for you. This is my reward. "

As Nick looked at Alvin's sudden expression, he covered his mouth and said, "Don't worry, the game store owner didn't call the police..."

Alvin didn't expect that he would do such a stupid thing. He waved his hand irritably to Nick and the others to get out of here. Then he looked at Nate and said, "Man, we need to know what we did yesterday?

You should have been with us first. Tell me what happened after that? "

Nate glanced at Frank with a cold expression warily, and then after thinking about it for a while, he said hesitantly: "Do you really want me to tell you? In fact, you can know what happened yesterday by watching the news?"

Covering his face, he said in pain: "Drinking really messed up things. I need an objective explanation, not the exaggerated descriptions of the media.

Now when I watch TV, I just feel like a bastard with water in his head..."

As he spoke, Alvin looked at Nate and said, "Tell me everything you know from the time we drank at the Metropolis Hotel."

Nate hesitated and said, "You guys are drunk..."

Then you spent 30 billion to buy the hotel because a rich man wiped the butt of a waiter, and then found a lawyer on the spot to file a sexual harassment lawsuit against the rich man. "

Alvin felt the strange looks around him, he covered his face helplessly and said: "How is this possible? I usually just chop off his hand, how can I spend money to buy a hotel?

How did I complete the transfer in such a short time? "

Nate spread his hands and said, "The legal wife of the 'dead' Nabes signed the transfer agreement at that time.

She had inheritance rights after Nabes' death, and Nabes' identity was the largest shareholder of the Metropolitan Hotel...

Although the procedures are not very legal, everyone still has confidence in the credibility of Manhattan Tomahawk. "

As he spoke, Nate spread his hands and said, "So, you now have control of the Metropolis Hotel. As long as you complete some formalities later, the whole process will become reasonable and legal."

Stark was very impatient that Alvin was always obsessed with a little bit of money. He said unhappily: "Can you talk about something practical? What happened to the guy who harassed the waitress?"

Nate was stunned for a moment, and then said with a strange expression: "Who said it was a waitress?

Mr. Tomahawk lost his temper because a boy was being harassed..."

Stark bit his fist in "shock" and jumped in front of Alvin, saying in disbelief: "Man..."

Alvin didn't wait for Stark to ridicule himself with his venomous tongue. He stuck a pair of middle fingers in front of Stark's face and said, "You don't understand, boys are the ones who need to be protected now..."

As if to confirm Alvin's words, Nick somehow provoked Mindy and jumped up and screamed loudly after being beaten.

Alvin glanced at the unlucky Nick, then spread his hands and said: "This is the tragedy of modern society. Young people's gender concepts under the trap of consumerism are becoming blurred, and boys are more likely to be bullied."

As he spoke, Alvin grabbed his clothes and said with a sad face: "We men are really suffering, especially good-looking men like me...

How could I not stand up when I see someone of my kind being bullied?

No one stood up when he was hurt today. Who will protect me when I am hurt tomorrow? "

When Alvin's acting skills exploded, little Ginny pushed away the unlucky big cat, rushed to her father's side with her hands raised, reached her father's arms in a few seconds, and said seriously: "Dad, I will protect you!

I will break the nose of anyone who wants to bully you! "

As she spoke, little Ginny wrinkled her little nose and glanced "domineeringly", then looked at Alvin seriously and said, "I am a bad girl, I can protect daddy!"

The overjoyed Alvin looked at Stark who was eating the food. He raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "You also have a good girl, and she will protect you in the future..."

Stark looked at little Morgan who was sitting on the ground holding the big cat and being tossed around by its tail. He sighed helplessly and did not compete with Alvin in this regard.

As an adopted daughter, compared to Alvin, Stark felt that he was so miserable!

Nate looked at Alvin and motioned for him to continue. He smiled and winked at the "fierce" little Ginny, and then said: "You went to the rooftop later, and you said that a real man must defeat himself...

I don’t know if you have defeated yourself, but there you met Natalia who had just signed the contract and was about to jump off the building, and then Mr. Rocky fell in love there.

Later, in order to celebrate Loki's finding love, you took him to a 24-hour church in Las Vegas to get married. When you passed by Tyson's mansion, you kidnapped his tiger and said you were going to take it back to make wine for Loki. Replenishes the body.

Then when you were in church, you felt that a marriage without a flower girl was not grand enough, so you went to Jurassic World and found a flower girl for Mr. Loki.

It is said that you "passed by" Los Angeles to find a wedding dress for the bride, and beat up the person from the "Super English Company" by the way. "

As he spoke, Nate looked at Alvin who was covering his face and didn't want to see anyone. He smiled and said: "After Mr. Rocky got married, you sent them into the bridal chamber, and then it seemed like you took your children to hell.

After that and now, I have been staying in Las Vegas and I don’t know much about other places.

But I think as long as you open social media, you can find all the traces of your actions yesterday.

Or I can ask Hudson to compile a video and send it to you, and you can watch it yourself..."

Alvin looked at each other, Stark and Frank, and looked at the helpless expressions on the faces of the two guys. He smiled bitterly and said: "No one has called me to fight for my life so far. I think we are just drunk and crazy. The world will forgive us!"

As a result, as soon as Alvin finished speaking, a phone call came in.

Alvin was startled by the ringtone and almost threw the phone away. He caught the phone awkwardly. Alvin looked at Zhang Qiang's name on it. He answered the phone angrily and said, "I'm busy now!

Don’t fart if you have anything, and hold it in if you have something to do..."

What surprised Alvin was that Zhang Qiang, who had always been smooth and smooth in the past, shouted in a very angry tone: "Alvin, can you delete the video you posted on Facebook?"

Zhang Qiang may have thought that he had gone too far, so he sighed helplessly and said in a pleading tone: "Brother, I owed you something in my previous life, right?

China has always been a friendly neighbor, and the Chinese people have always lived in prosperity and dignity!

Brother, even if you want to express some worries about the future, can you please give the speech when you are sober?

When the time comes, I will free up the Temple of Heaven for you to ‘scream’! "

Alvin said inexplicably: "What the hell did I do? What video? What speech? What the hell am I going to 'scream' about?"

Before Zhang Qiang could reply, Stark called up Alvin's Facebook page, and there was a video pinned to the top.

After clicking on it, I discovered that this video was recorded on the rooftop of the Metropolitan Hotel...

In the video, Alvin stood 5 meters away from the edge of the building, with his arms spread out as if he was shouting ***, and he shouted loudly in Chinese...

“Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou have no dreams!

We live there and struggle there, but most of us do not have careers, life crushes our backs, and housing prices kill our dreams!

When dreams become abstract mirages, when owning a house of your own becomes the only ideal...

We can only be ordinary because we don’t even have the courage to make mistakes!

FUCKYOU real estate, FUCKYOU fuck your high housing prices...

Why can't we do something that touches ourselves?

Why can’t we have our own ‘beliefs’, our own ‘hobbies’, and our own ‘ideals’?

Why can't you give me another chance after we've had a full meal?

Our hearts are withering, and without 'nourishment', we will 'die'..."

Alvin covered his eyes, not daring to imagine how he could do such a stupid thing. This was no longer an old man's teenage madness, but a drunken gaffe that vented all the complaints he had when he was young in his previous life.

The situation on the video made Alvin wish he could take a time machine back and strangle himself to death!

He didn't feel that he said anything wrong, but felt that it was completely contrary to his tough guy persona...

How could Manhattan Tomahawk say the kind of nonsense that only chicken soup public accounts can say?

An idealist must first have an ideal, and Alvin's biggest ideal in his previous life was to live his whole life in harmony with his family, without any illness or disaster.

Maybe it was the pressure of life that crushed his spine, but he didn't feel the slightest bit sad.

Because aside from his family, Alvin really didn't have much ideals in his previous life. Occasionally writing a street novel and gaining a bunch of fans would make him extra happy and moved.

This kind of tragic cry from a little person made Alvin feel particularly embarrassed, because he had also gone through that stage and then passed that stage.

Now he believes that if you put a house in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou in front of people who are shouting to make them give up their ideals, 90% of them will shout "It smells so good!"

And the remaining 10%, well, maybe less than 10% of the people, they don't need to shout at all. In their eyes, any difficulties are just obstacles that need to be overcome on the way to achieve their ideals.

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Some of them will lose and eventually return to the track of ordinary people, but they must enjoy the process...

This has nothing to do with material things, but inner enjoyment.

Zhang Qiang felt Alvin's embarrassment through the phone. He sighed and said helplessly: "Brother, you have to understand how much influence you have!

Your video has been forwarded tens of millions of times, and housing prices in Shenzhen have dropped...

Brother, ideals cannot be eaten as food, you must first be really talented!

Everyone has gone to realize their ideals, who will defend the motherland? Who will defend the home? "

Alvin laughed angrily at Zhang Qiang's argument. He said a little unhappy: "Fart! Why should I delete the video? Am I wrong?

Who can afford a house price of hundreds of thousands? Have you ever considered how it feels to beat a worker? "

Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment by Alvin, and said: "Brother, do you have a misunderstanding about China?

We are a superpower with a per capita GDP of US$6, and we have more than a billion people...

The current housing price in Shenzhen is 18000, and there is really no room for decline!

You said that if there is no pressure on young people, will more young people turn into waste, or will more young people pursue their dreams?

Who do you think those people are who are shouting after you? "

Alvin hung up the phone in embarrassment, then deleted the video on his phone, leaving a message...

"I lost my temper last night when I was drunk. My ideals are full, but my reality is very skinny. I hope everyone will take it seriously!"

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