Druid in Marvel

There are still talents among the 500 celebrities!

No one can deny that this is indeed an opportunity, but the questions given by Alvin are too difficult!

But there are solutions to difficult questions...

With the help of back-end actuaries and the connection of several large brokerage companies, these celebrities quickly reached an agreement.

They quickly gave the answer under the leadership of several highly prestigious "big brothers".

A rough launch plan for the Global Relief Fund for Women and Children was placed in front of Alvin...

Looking at the ten-billion charity fund launch plan spanning ten years, Alvin shook his head in admiration.

Elites are elites, and these people or the team of agents behind them are very smart.

Although one billion per year is enough to make the hearts of these celebrities bleed, the long-term effects are difficult to explain immediately.

Those people have many ways to package the board members of the foundation as real philanthropists, and then use this name to cash in their careers.

Moreover, this fund plan does not restrict the entry of external funds. These influential celebrities can use their influence to drive donations from their fans.

There is a long chain of interests here, and it is almost foreseeable that the values ​​of all stars here will rise next year.

Alvin didn't want to do things too well. He put the plan in front of the camera and showed it to the world. Then he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, although it's a little different from what I imagined, I think it's okay." OK."

The same middle-aged woman who talked a lot just now, she is one of the leaders of the fund.

Seeing the noncommittal expression on Alvin's face, she said a little unhappy: "Mr. Tomahawk, aren't you satisfied with this?

Shouldn't you announce your so-called plan? "

Alvin sat on the edge of the catwalk, spread his hands and said with a smile: "What should I do? Cheer for a low-altitude plan that barely passes?"

The middle-aged woman really didn't dare to be serious with Alvin about the fund. There were too many things in it that couldn't stand scrutiny, but the total number of tens of billions was still pretty. Other things still need to be discussed and deliberated. In fact, in such a short period of time, they themselves have not yet fully negotiated.

Seeing Alvin's half-smiling expression, the middle-aged woman gritted her teeth and said, "This is all the power we can use, and we also hope you can give an answer."

This woman had no choice. They had to let Alvin express his position and let the whole world know the answer, otherwise everything they had done before would be meaningless.

Ten billion for an answer, these kidnapped celebrities are bleeding!

This is what Alvin wants. If you "kidnap" me, I will in turn "kidnap" you.

The ten-year plan you have given yourself must be completed even on your knees.

Alvin didn't care at all how much benefit they could get from it. He was extremely proud of his achievement of creating 500 philanthropists in just a few words.

Facing the complicated gaze of the middle-aged woman, Alvin smiled and said: "I have said before that I can provide immigration services to those poor girls or boys.

Not just Indians, this service can cover people all over the world who are oppressed and determined to change their lives.

The dwarves of Nidwinir and I will work together to build an alien city, a project worth trillions.

If they are willing, can I provide them with an opportunity to immigrate to another planet? There are many job opportunities in emerging cities. As long as they are determined, they can change their lives. "

As he spoke, Alvin smiled and glanced around the crowd who were obviously a little shocked. He smiled and said: "How is it? Are you satisfied?"

The funds you provide will be used to hire people to go to any corner of the world to rescue those poor people, and then they will be sent to Africa to wait for immigration. "

Everyone looked at Alvin in shock. When he said the same thing to Maslany in a wedding dress before, no one really took it seriously.

When this huge plan was proposed? Everyone felt like they had been punched hard in the head.

It turns out that Manhattan Tomahawk doesn't want to act according to his own ideas at all? He doesn't want to change any country or anyone. He is only responsible for taking you out of the abyss and starting over in a new place.

There is no relief at all in the imagination of these "philanthropists"? No new clothes? No delicious food? No psychological care? No media show? Their ideal charity image has nothing at all.

Send those people to an alien planet? Offer them a job and that's the end of it...

The middle-aged woman looked at Alvin almost subconsciously and said, "Why? Why can't it be America, Europe, or China?"

Alvin spread his hands in a funny way and said with a smile: "If you can convince these countries to agree, I definitely have no objection.

I personally hope they can live a dignified life? Where exactly? I have no opinion.

I only promise things that are within my ability, and the alien city that has already started is within my control. "

"You're saying they're going to a startup city that's just starting up? And they need jobs?

Do you think they have the ability to work? A lot of people in there are kids and it's not fair to them. "

Alvin looked at a girl who suddenly jumped up to speak with some confusion, and he said funnyly: "I said, I only promise things within my ability.

Obviously, it is beyond my ability to feed hundreds of thousands or even millions of people out of my own pocket.

Don’t you need to work to pursue a new life?

A city that needs labor everywhere can support itself if it has hands and feet.

Those people are not your pets. Do you look down on them too much?

Of course, children are another matter. They can go to school, and when they reach adulthood, they can choose to return to Earth for further study or start working directly based on their academic performance.

This is one of the city's benefits, and maybe there will be others in the future, but I haven't thought of it yet. "

That young girl is obviously the kind of obsessive Bai Zuo. When she is not involved, she completely loses her mind...

"Why? The world is unfair to those people, and everyone should help them.

I am an American citizen, and I believe that the United States, as the greatest country in the world, should take action.

Accept them, give them the best care, and let them get rid of the nightmares of the past..."

There are really all kinds of birds in the forest, and this "bird" has no shortage of fans everywhere, especially in places like the United States and Europe, where there are more celebrities.

One thing they have in common is that they only want rights but not responsibilities.

Those leftists born under the semi-socialist system in Europe are at least a little naive and cute, but these white leftists in the United States are...

 ... p;Alvin gloated and whistled at the camera and said: "Ellis, my man, did you hear that?"

As he spoke, Alvin turned his eyes to Prince William and found that the old man put his hands on his waist and shook it desperately, and then looked at him with a pleading expression...

Alvin, who was a little bored, smiled at the girl and shrugged, and said: "I can't do anything about this.

Since you are an American citizen, you can launch a poll on the White House website to see what the 'greatest country' is willing to do for those poor people? "

President Ellis, who was far away in Washington, looked at Alvin on TV. He sadly pulled off his wig, revealing his bald head.

It sucks to be called out at this time!

While he took out his mobile phone to send a message to Alvin who was far away in Northern Europe, he said to Benny beside him: "Have I offended Alvin recently?"

Benny, the bodyguard, thought about it seriously and said, "It seems not!"

Ellis looked at the girl who was "talking nonsense" on the TV, and he said sadly: "I am a Democratic Party, and these people are actually the source of my votes. Could it be that I relied on these idiots to be elected president?"

Benny thought for a moment, shook his head and said, "You are able to continue living in the White House because of your own ups and downs and the support of Principal Alvin and others."

Ellis looked at the TV, sighed with difficulty, and said: "Help me inform the media and public relations of the White House that we need to have a meeting.

By the way, check the schedule for me. I have also freed up the first half of September so that I can attend Alvin's wedding. "

As he spoke, Ellis looked at Benny and said, "Why don't I have anyone doing dirty work? I want to sink this stupid woman into the sea, but I'm worried that I may not be able to beat her."

Benny squinted at his wife-like boss and said, "Sir, I do the work of ten people by myself, you should find a capable secretary.

I don't mind helping you do dirty work, but you have to pay me more. "

Alvin on TV obviously also encountered problems. When the bottom line of the plan to rescue those poor people was set, those guys who felt that they had paid money began to seek a sense of existence.

Especially when someone gets started!

Alvin, who was originally staying away to watch the excitement, was also swept away by this typhoon...

"Why? Mr. Tomahawk, you seem to disagree that America is the greatest country in the world!

We are clearly capable of fulfilling more responsibilities..."

Alvin rolled his eyes and looked at the increasingly hateful girl, and said: "This has nothing to do with me, and I can't decide anything. If you are willing, maybe 10 or 20 poor people can live in your backyard." .

I'd like to ask, where do you live? Beverly or Malibu?

Those are places where poor people will be targeted by the police if they enter, but I believe you can convince the police there and your neighbors to become as caring as you are. "

"No, this is the country's responsibility, and I am happy to help them, but this is the country's responsibility first!

We are the greatest country in the world. We have a more advanced democratic system than other countries. We can accommodate immigrants from all over the world. We have accepted countless poor people who have been persecuted.

Why not this time?

You are an American citizen too, don’t you think so? "

Alvin simply didn't notice Bai Zuo's "roaring". Regardless of whether she was acting or really thought so, Alvin felt that there was something wrong with this guy's brain.

Originally, Alvin himself was not the target of being kidnapped, so he didn't care at all...

Alvin doesn't have a problem with you "crying out" for attention, and would love it if you could collect more donations.

As a result, this mentally retarded woman, who seemed to have no desire to live in the world, dragged him into it again...

Alvin looked at the other party and hesitated for a long time. He pinched his nose and flipped through his phone. He pointed at the form inside and said with his fingers: "The literacy rate of the 'greatest country' you say ranks eighth, with hundreds of Thousands of people can even spell their own names wrong.

Basic mathematics ranks 28th. Many people I know cannot even calculate the change when they go to the supermarket to buy things. Cashiers who can calculate accounts are in hot demand everywhere.

This unfortunate place ranks 50th in the world in terms of life expectancy and ranks first in per capita aspirin consumption.

The survival rate of newborn babies ranks 31st in the world. A few years ago, the survival rate of babies in Detroit was not even as good as that of El Salvador. "

As he spoke, Alvin showed his phone to the stunned woman and said: "These are statistical reports given by the United Nations. Maybe you should remind them to respect the 'greatest country' in your heart!

Oh, this country still ranks first in a few things. The number of prisons and the ratio of incarcerated people to the total population ranks first in the world.

The number of adults who believe in the existence of angels ranks first in the world, and military spending is the undisputed number one!

Of course, this is not your problem, but you are undoubtedly the idiot.

Manhattan, the most prosperous city in the United States, has Hell's Kitchen and Harlem, two of the worst places in the world.

I live there and you're fucking asking me if America is the greatest country?

They have the most horrible IRS, but people enjoy the most fucked-up medical care.

Can you believe that an ambulance there is more expensive than a plane ticket? Can you believe that a hospital can issue a bill of 60 for a broken bone?

Can you believe that the average college admission rate for community high schools in poor areas has never reached 10%?

You don’t know a damn thing and you came to question me? "

Seeing the confused expression on the mentally retarded girl's face, Alvin picked up the phone in his hand and pressed the answer button impatiently, saying, "What's the matter? Didn't you see that I'm busy?"

President Ellis on the other side of the phone said helplessly: "Man, just say a few words, you have won.

Can you please stop exposing the bad things to others? I still have a few years left in my term, so let me relax a little.

You even have the population of the alien city, so just let me go! "

Alvin didn’t have the patience to listen to Ellis’ nonsense, he put away the phone and stood up and said: “You want to save people, I gave you what you wanted.

As soon as your donation arrives, I will arrange for the mercenaries to take action.

Any human rights organization can contact the person I designate and send him the address and photos, and someone will immediately set out to rescue those people.

Of course, they have a choice. Those who are unwilling to work on alien planets can stay in the refugee camps and call for these kind-hearted saviors. "

As he spoke, Alvin glanced backstage and began to impatiently jump to urge his little Ginny and the others. He said impatiently: "Hell's Kitchen website will use a countdown to remind you that if the donation does not arrive within three days, If the account is taken, I will give up all rescue plans.

I've said it, and I won't accept any rebuttal!

goodbye! "