American Comics' Spear Bureau Special Service Team

"You useless things, look at what we have here..."

"You have already received the favor of a big buffalo. You oily bastards, bend your legs or I will break them like willow branches."

Chu Ling walked into Penglai Military Attaché. A group of disciples wearing the same black Tang suits as him were being scolded.

Chu Ling looked at the sky speechlessly. It is said that this style and these words are the style of the former master of the hall, old man Tieguai. The one who is now reprimanding his disciples is of course the contemporary Daxuanwu who is called the Fat Snake by Master Tieguai.

Holding the secret book on 92 ways to kill enemies with legs that he had learned this time, he lowered his head and wanted to quickly cross the square and go to the library to exchange a book.

"Whoa!" A sound of breaking wind came, and Chu Ling quickly backed up an iron bridge.

"Boom."

There was a loud noise, and the petals of the cherry blossom tree next to it began to fall at a speed of five centimeters per second. Chu Ling broke out in a cold sweat when he looked at the cow leg bone on the tree trunk.

"You irritable brat, why don't you get angry? My bones are so lazy that I haven't moved my muscles for a long time."

A thunderous shout came from the other side of the training ground, and Chu Ling quickly bent over and saluted.

"The best warrior in the Seven Capitals, the invincible and charming Master Snake. Hello, my disciple. I send you my regards."

Fat Snake, covered in fat and squeezed into the creaking bamboo chair, had a helpful expression on his face: "You still know how to talk, why didn't my little wife come?"

"..." Chu Ling couldn't explain it. This damn fat man still had no shame.

"It's boring. Hey, I miss the days of Ocean Horse. It's so boring here. You brat, you took down the village beauty."

"Ha" Chu Ling felt that after three years of contact, he still couldn't adapt to the other party's speaking style. The other party only came back to Penglai three years ago. That year was when the Penglai door opened. As a human weapon in Penglai, the other party had to fulfill the task of guarding the door. .

When the guard is over, you have to wait until the next other gate is opened before you have the opportunity to go out for a walk. Unfortunately, after the end of Penglai, Kunlun will not open the gate until this year. In the intervening years, there was a bye and no gates of the seven capitals were opened.

"That girl Qilin, based on my countless experiences with women, she will definitely be a beauty that will captivate the country when she grows up. She is the descendant of the most beautiful woman in the seven capitals of the previous generation. It is a pity that she will not live long. You have to hurry up. time."

Chu Ling, who was about to walk away, immediately stopped there.

"You don't know that she didn't tell you. Hey, boy, you don't seem to be able to do it. It seems that you need Master Snake to teach you some tricks to chase girls."

"Master Fierce Snake, this disciple is only 15 years old this year and has not yet reached adulthood." Chu Ling leaned towards Fat Snake, not because he wanted to know how to chase girls, but because he was concerned about what Lin Qilin was doing.

"What's wrong with the age of 15? Although I had the opportunity to lose my virginity when I was very old, there are very few 15-year-old virgins in the West. Are you ready to go out this time? I will introduce you to teach at the Swiss Women's University. Self-defense class, I really miss those good times.”

"Master Qilin, what's going on?" Chu Ling came to Fat Snake, took the cow leg on the side, handed it over and asked in a low voice.

The other party stretched out his big hand and grabbed the cow leg bone, and then took a bite of it: "Who allowed you to stop? Continue to train a bunch of trash."

Chu Ling did not walk away, knowing that this person was a talkative person and liked to brag about what he had seen.

"You guys know that in Qidu now, there are still those weapons without human body"

"Kunlun's Iron Fist, and Kunji's Crane Warriors." Chu Ling told the news he knew.

"Well, do you know that Iron Fist and the others will not live to be 33 years old?" The fat snake thief looked around with stern eyes, and then quietly spoke to Chu Ling.

"Ah" Chu Ling was confused, but he was speechless at the other party's volume. Is your volume considered a whisper? From the corner of his eyes, he noticed that the practicing disciples were all pricking their ears and listening to the secret text openly.

But judging from their expressions, it wasn't really a secret. Maybe Chu Ling, who usually lived alone in the valley, didn't know about Lin Qilin's situation.

"Hey, they are a bunch of unlucky people. They are probably cursed. They live longer after learning Qi. Just how long has that old man Tie Guai lived? Our other human weapons are only in their 20s. How many generations is the Iron Fist?"

"The previous generation of Iron Fist was the 65th generation." Chu Ling thought for a moment and realized that Iron Fist was updated faster.

"Hehe, that's because they were targeted. Do you know why? Because there is a ferocious beast from the Eight Heat Hells, eager to devour Shou Lao's power."

"Shen Long Shou Lao" Chu Ling's eyes widened. Fat Snake was very satisfied with the other party's expression. None of the people here could satisfy his vanity. These disciples have listened to it more than once, and they have to pretend to listen to it for the first time every time. It was very tiring. Only the major events that happened that year were bigger than Lin Qilin, but many people witnessed it with their own eyes.

"Yes, this is the fatal curse of Iron Fist. Among the 65 generations of Iron Fist, no one can live beyond the age of 33 with the power of longevity. When 33 years old comes, if fate does not end them, Kirin's waiter They will appear and devour the dragon power in them. Most of the iron fists defended the entrance of the dragon's lair with their lives, so that Qilin never succeeded." Fat Snake said with a mysterious face.

"..." Chu Ling's eyes widened again: "The ferocious Qilin beast is Qilin Qilin. Is she Qilin's waiter or just Qilin?"

Fat Snake was stunned by Chu Ling's series of unicorns, and couldn't sort it out for a while.

"What? Kuai Junfan had his heart dug out by the unicorn, and then the unicorn attacked the dragon's lair."

"What's next?"

"Hey, my shoulders are sore after sitting for a long time."

Chu Ling hurriedly walked behind his chair. He didn't mind the fat all over his body and went straight to massage it with all his strength. He didn't know if it had any effect. He couldn't press his muscles when he pressed it with his hands. The fat all over his body felt like rubber. Fat.

"I just like you, kid, and you know how to look at your eyes. It all comes to the fore. Of course, when everyone goes to fight the boss, if it hadn't been for that time, how would I have had the chance to be where I am now?"

"7 Weapons killed a lot of people." Chu Ling thought for a while, and there were indeed many human weapons, which were titles inherited in recent years.

"Yes."

"Then...where are the ferocious beasts?" Chu Ling had already thought of the incredible power of that girl Lin Qilin.

"It's sealed. It's sealed in the body of a baby girl. Don't stop." After Fat Snake finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the hand on his shoulder had loosened.

Chu Ling had already walked away: "Master, I'm leaving first. I need to change my secret book."

"You can do that, you stinky boy." The fat snake was angry, but he was too lazy to get up. He didn't even finish chewing the beef leg in his hand, and he was reluctant to smash the stinky boy.

"You fat snake, why are you talking to him?"

With another scolding, Fat Snake immediately stood up, threw his cow leg, and saluted the short old man who came with his asymmetrical body: "Master Tieguai, Qilin girl is your granddaughter after all, and she is her only friend. "

"What else can I do?"

"You can't marry this guy off as your son-in-law, right? Little Ling is a nice guy. What do you call him in the West? He's a high-quality stallion."

"You bastard, what did you learn when you went out? Go and carry the rockery on your back and run around the village. If the road is uneven, smooth it out for me." The old man said and walked away angrily.

Fat Snake looked shocked, then turned around and cursed directly: "What are you looking at? You are a bunch of scum. Each of you has a piece on your back, and you are marching down the road with me."

A group of disciples did not dare to say anything more, with expressions of despair on their faces.

Over there, Chu Ling changed the secret book, jumped over the wall and ran back towards the valley.