Konoha's Negative Emotional System

The position of principal of the Konoha Ninja School has not yet been selected. Everyone is worried about the book The Story of Hinata Baijie and Uchiha Takayoshi, and does not want to go against the wind and take up the position, which may easily attract other people's strange eyes.

"When you go to Konoha Ninja School to be the principal, do you want to become the second Uchiha Takayoshi?"

If someone asks this question, it is really difficult to answer, so the best thing is for everyone not to become the principal of the Konoha Ninja School, so as to avoid having another female teacher named Hinata Baijie';︵ ;`.

Soon, the Anti-Pornography and Anti-Pornography Office under the Konoha Security Force was established, with Uchiha Kagami as the director. On the day he took office, he launched surprise inspections of major bookstores in Konoha. All harmonious literature involving major families was confiscated and the bookstores were inspected. fine.

The next day, there was no bookstore in the entire Konoha village that dared to sell harmonious literature blatantly.

This move aroused strong dissatisfaction among the majority of Konoha residents. Why, we can’t find a girlfriend or boyfriend, why can’t we read this harmonious literature to vent our anger?

It didn't take long before pirated copies of Harmony Literature began to appear on the streets of Konoha. They sold them to different places, traveling around to retail Harmony Literature and enrich the spiritual and cultural life of Konoha residents.

The struggle escalates.

Soon, Uchiha Mirror ordered that anyone who buys books, whether it is a bookstore or a stall, will strictly check Harmony Literature.

Later, this group of pirated booksellers pioneered and innovated. They no longer bought books openly, but sold carrots, rabbits, cucumbers, and eggplants anyway. They were doing serious business, but privately they still sold pirated harmonious literature. They couldn't help it.

The great teacher Marx said it well: if there is a profit of 20%, businessmen can become active; if there is a profit of 50%, businessmen can take desperate risks; if there is a profit of 100%, businessmen dare to trample on the law; if there is a profit of 300%, businessmen can take risks. Without profits, businessmen dare to commit any crime.The profit from selling pirated harmonious literature is so high now that it is worth taking some risks.

Uchiha Mirror was almost desperate. He cursed the angry bird every day, and then continued to provide negative emotion points.

Senju Ryumura was very happy. Unexpectedly, not far after he left the gate of Konoha, Konoha's plot characters contributed such a long-lasting and large amount of negative emotional points. It really made me unable to hold back any more. Write a few books on harmony to slander you.

However, Senju Ryuucun also knew that it was impossible. First of all, Senju Tobirama had warned him not to write such harmonious literature that slandered the major families in Konoha. Secondly, Konoha's newly established Anti-Pornography and Anti-Illegal Affairs Office While we are investigating this matter, it is better not to be in the limelight. In the end, even if Senju Longcun dared to write it, Senju Jiying would not dare to publish it.

Today, Shueisha is really Senju Shueisha's Shueisha.Shueisha became popular in the hands of Senju Shuei and Senju Ryumura, so they obtained the property rights of Shueisha during the property rights change. As for the Senju clan, they were only responsible for secretly dividing the shares and severing all ties.

At this time, with the ban of all kinds of harmony literature by the new master of harmony literature "Angry Birds", the spiritual and cultural life of the majority of residents of Konoha and the Land of Fire has become empty again. It is difficult to find products on the market that can match the content of "Angry Birds" Comparable harmonious literary writers and works, this makes the majority of residents very disappointed. Damn Konoha's anti-pornography campaign, curse you all to be blind.

Senju Shuei is also very helpless. The harmonious literary works of Senju Ryumura have brought huge profits to Shuesha. Now he can no longer write them. He can only recommend the Mary Sue bloody masterpiece "Domineering Shinobi Love" by Senju Ryumura. Fuck me.

Soon, thanks to the name of "Angry Birds", the sales of Domineering Ninja fell in love with me skyrocketed. Everyone recognized the strength of "Angry Birds", even if he was an immature Mary Sue dog in his earliest days. The bloody work "Domineering Shinobu Loves Me" also attracted attention.

Men's group.

"Sarutobi Hiruzen is so handsome. He can fight with one against a thousand and never retreat. That's what ninjas like us should do." Man A was full of pride.

"I like this sentence better. I am a person of Konoha when I am born, and I am a ghost of Konoha when I die. I am willing to be broken into pieces for Konoha. It simply expresses my feelings." Man B waved his fist.

"You are so talented and capable of repaying the kindness of your master by chopping off your arm. You are a great ninja hero with kindness and righteousness. Sarutobi Hiruzen, you are the best." Man C spat.

"I think this sentence is worthy of the teacher's kindness. Only if you don't enter Konoha can you become a man. I am the great Sarutobi clan, and I am the powerful Hiruzen-kun." The man Ding felt the same way.

Women's group.

"The domineering Shinobi fell in love with me" woman A, B, C and D.

Sure enough, men and women observe things from different angles, which is reflected in sales: the number of female ninjas who buy Domineering Shinobu and fall in love with me is far more than the number of male ninjas who buy Domineering Shinobu and fall in love with me, and this gap is not Average size.What girl doesn't have a child? Even a young woman thinks she can get divorced and remarry.

The popularity of Sarutobi Hiruzen began to skyrocket. Although some time ago, Sarutobi Hiruzen was looked down upon due to Konoha Gunyoshi's record, but with the unremitting efforts of cracking down on pornography and illegal crimes, that wave of harmonious literature has passed. Yes, people are forgetful. They are always chasing the hot spots of public opinion and then process them according to their own imagination.

No, Sarutobi Hiruzen became the leading strong man in Konoha. Why? Because he came with a hawk, held a sword with one hand, and cut off the heads of the third generation Mizukage and the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, and he was still in the Mist Ninja Army. Seven in and seven out, no one can stop it.

As for whether this news is reliable, it is certainly reliable for Konoha residents who have never been on the battlefield. The book says so, and Sarutobi Hiruzen also led the battle against the Mist Ninja Army at the end of the First World War and defended the coastline. , with this connection, what is said in the book becomes more true.

But who is Akiho? Isn't Sarutobi Hiruzen's wife Biwako? Could it be that Akiho is the mistress that Sarutobi Hiruzen kept outside? This is very possible. During the first battle, Sarutobi Hiruzen was alone outside and leading the army. It was inevitable that he would feel empty. Loneliness and coldness can be understood by having a confidante from the country of the sea, and in the end, didn't Mingbu turn into a mermaid? It can be regarded as good deeds.

The masses are like this. As long as they are given a few clues to catch things, they can reconstruct the whole story based on their own understanding.

Ever since, Sarutobi Biwako was unwilling: "Sarutobi Hiruzen is usually very honest, but I didn't expect you to have an affair with me outside. Do you want to die?"

"Tell me, who is Akiho?" A roar sounded from the station of the Sarutobi clan.

"Congratulations to the host, you received 110120119 negative emotion points from Hiruzen Sarutobi"