Konoha's Negative Emotional System

Shueisha, living room. .

"Then what is the purpose of your operation?" Qianju Longcun asked again: "What is the purpose of your bird lurking into the chickens? It can't be to lay eggs, right?"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained negative emotion points +110+110 from Jiraiya..." The system prompts three times a second, which is astonishingly fast.

Haha, Senju Ryuucun looked at Jiraiya's deflated expression and was overjoyed.It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Jiraiya’s aggrieved look. This scene is quite memorable!

"I lurk among the chickens..." Jiraiya racked his brains, but still didn't know what to say next.

"What are you doing sneaking into the chickens?" Qianju Ryuucun wanted to see what Jiraiya was telling you. This was a moment that tested his wits!

Senju Jiei also listened, eager to hear Jiraiya's answer.What does a bird do when it lurks among the chickens?It’s really hard to answer at this moment!

"I..." Jiraiya was speechless and choked (~_~;), he was really stumped now.

"Think about it carefully, as a bird lurking in a flock of chickens, how could you forget the purpose of your actions?" Senju Ryuucun was a little dissatisfied. Jiraiya is not a qualified bird. You Why are you lurking among the chickens when you have nothing to do?

"I haven't forgotten, I haven't forgotten." Jiraiya wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. It wasn't that he hadn't forgotten, he couldn't remember it at all.

"Idiot, the birds are all peace-loving and freedom-loving animals," Qianju Ryuucun reminded.

"Oh~" Jiraiya suddenly understood, his eyes gleaming, peace and freedom, he grasped the key words.

"I lurked among the chickens for peace and freedom," Jiraiya was very sure.

"How do you say this?" Senju Shuei is very good. He especially wants to see how Jiraiya can get his words back?

"It's very simple." At this time, Jiraiya was full of confidence and gushed: "Birds are all peace-loving and freedom-loving, but chickens are not. They are kept in captivity in many farmers' homes and live like prisoners. Life is either laying eggs or waiting to be slaughtered, it’s really miserable.”

"Alas, alas," Jiraiya sighed three times in a row, with a pitiful expression.

Qianju Jiying was stunned and couldn't help but ask: "Then what?"

"Then" Jiraiya raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a slight curl of his lips: "Then I preached the concept of peace and freedom to the chickens and encouraged them to escape from prison collectively!"

(=_=) Qianju Jiying was stunned, this bitch can do this too?

"Bah bang bang!" Senju Ryumura applauded enthusiastically and kept praising: "Not bad, not bad, Jiraiya, you are very talented as a writer!"

"Eh?" Jiraiya exclaimed: "Angry Birds-senpai, do you remember my name?"

"Haha, of course, I have always known that your name is Jiraiya, the apprentice of the Third Hokage, and the director of the Human and Social Research Institute of the Ninja Science and Technology Department. Kurosaki Ichigo has mentioned you to me many times. He is very fond of you. His evaluation is very high." Qianju Longcun had an amiable expression on his face, like a wise man born in the world.

"Oh, Minister Kurosaki has mentioned me to you many times and spoke highly of me." Jiraiya looked happy, thanking Minister Kurosaki, I will definitely bring you tea and water when I get back.

"Huh? No" Jiraiya suddenly reacted and said with some dissatisfaction: "Senior Angry Birds, Minister Kurosaki mentioned me to you, so why do you pretend to not know me and deliberately tease me? ?”

"Haha, of course there is a reason for this." Senju Ryuucun said with a smile: "I heard from Kurosaki Ichigo, Jiraiya, you want to learn writing skills from me. I have also intended to recruit a closed disciple in recent years to inherit My mantle, so..."

"I understand, you want to accept me as a closed disciple." Jiraiya was instantly happy. He originally just wanted the Angry Birds-senpai to teach him the writing skills of both hands, but who would have thought that the Angry Birds-senpai would be so generous? You are easy to talk to, and you are actually willing to accept me as a closed disciple. Isn't this so happy?

"That's right." Senju Ryuucun nodded and said with a smile, "The conversation just now was my test for you. Congratulations, Jiraiya, you passed the test successfully."

"Oh yeah" Jiraiya was so excited that every cell in his body wanted to sing loudly.

"Haha" Senju Shuei looked at the lively Jiraiya like a fool, and then he cursed Senju Ryumura's bad taste.

"Teacher" Jiraiya called Senju Ryumura excitedly.

"Okay, good boy, Jiraiya, I will be your writing teacher from now on." Senju Ryuucun showed a proud smile.I still like to deceive students as a teacher. I am very skilled in this behavior because I have done the same thing many times before.

"Yeah" Jiraiya nodded heavily. He became the closed disciple of Angry Birds. Will he be far away from the days when he will become famous?Money, beauty, fame...I want all these (?w?)hiahiahia.

"Wow!" Jiraiya couldn't help laughing.

Senju Ryumura smiled and said nothing (*w*). He particularly liked watching Jiraiya constantly switching between sadness and happiness, because this kind of emotional fluctuations can easily produce a large number of negative emotional points.

"Jiraiya, come on (???_??)?, it depends on your efforts whether you can make full use of my writing skills." Senju Ryuucun looked like he was optimistic about you.

"Absolutely no problem, teacher, I have rich life experience and a lot of reading," Jiraiya began to boast.

Senju Ryuucun did not expose it and continued: "Jiraiya, since you are so confident, I will give you one last test. If you can complete this test, I will teach you everything I have learned in my life. "

"Really? (⊙x⊙;)?" Jiraiya was pleasantly surprised. On the one hand, he was happy that he could obtain the lifelong knowledge of the No. 1 Ninja Academy, but on the other hand, he was also a little worried that he might not be able to complete Senjulong Village. test.

"Of course" Senju Ryuucun was sure: "Jiraiya, are you ready to take the test?"

"Ready" Jiraiya rushed forward bravely. He didn't believe how difficult the test in Senju Ryuu Village could be.

"Jiraiya" Senju Ryumura paused for a moment, then said: "My last test is to ask you to imitate and write a novel similar to "The End of the Sky"."

"This..." Jiraiya was a little hesitant. "Ninja Breaking the Sky" is so popular. Can he imitate it?

"Don't worry, I have prepared an outline for you. The protagonist is called Jiraiya, and the villains are the second generation Kazekage, the third generation Mizukage, the third generation Tsuchikage and several other opponents of Konoha. The main plot is that you combine the villains They all beat Xiang..."

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