I turned into a cat in Marvel

Yang Ming, who could no longer restrain his curiosity, teleported underground.

I saw a guy in a red and black tights, raising the barrel of a gun and pointing it at the nostrils under the mask, inhaling the smoke deeply into his lungs through the fabric, and letting out a sigh like a swig.

"I can smell Adamant metal coming out of the barrel. It reminds me of some bearded man with long claws. Remember this feeling. Give it a shot tonight."

Meow Meow Meow Yang Ming quietly huddled in the corner, looking at the guy who suddenly appeared with his mouth slightly open.

Except for Wolverine 2008, which Yang Ming couldn't bear to watch, he thought he had not watched any of the superhero movies since 3. The scene in front of it was from Deadpool 2, which had just been released. The impression was still very clear, so it naturally understood what happened immediately.

In Deadpool 2, after a whole movie, Deadpool obtained a time travel device and used it to save everyone he wanted to save, turning Deadpool 2, which had many dead people, into a time travel device. Happy reunion family movie. In the Easter egg at the end of the movie, Deadpool also used this time-traveling device to do three things.

One is to go back to before World War II and try to kill the baby Hitler to end World War II, but in the end he was too soft-hearted and failed to kill the baby. The other was to kill his real-life actor because he was about to take on a super-bad movie called Green Lantern that he regretted for the rest of his life. He was shot in the head by Deadpool who came through time.

Another thing is that Deadpool is very, very dissatisfied with the way his character was portrayed in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. As a comic book character who breaks the fourth wall and realizes the existence of reality, he immediately came to vent his grievances after getting a device that can travel through time and space.

But in Yang Ming's mind, those scenes were purely funny, just a non-derogatory joke in itself, and the god appeared.

But this magically modified version of Deadpool has an Edman metal skeleton. How can guns work on him?

Then Yang Ming saw the shining silver revolver in the hands of the deadpool in tights.

Well, I should have thought of it earlier. This revolver was specially made by Stryker from Adaman metal in the movie in order to deal with Wolverine who also had an Adaman metal skeleton. Although Yang Ming didn't understand the effects of the materials of firearms and bullets on them. How much impact does penetrating power have? But in short, we need to use Adamantium metal to deal with Adamantium metal. At least it looks serious and well-founded on the surface.

"Although I may have come to the wrong door, and the plot here is different from what I expected, but when I saw your ugly face, I made a decision. I would rather kill the wrong person than let it go."

With that said, Deadpool stepped forward and shot the modified version of Deadpool several times in the head with the Adamant metal revolver. Then he half-knelt down next to the modified version of Deadpool, took out a metal collar from his pocket, and put it on the neck of the modified version of Deadpool.

接着，他掀开自己的袖口，露出下面的hollekity粉色卡通手表，读着秒道：“1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10，over，你死了。”

Well, the collar used to suppress mutant abilities in Deadpool 2 is a smaller and more portable version of the cage when Yang Ming just woke up.

He checked the breathing of the modified version of Deadpool through his gloves, and closed his eyes that were full of confusion and unblinking eyes. Deadpool looked relaxed as if his revenge had been avenged, clapped his hands to dust away the non-existent dust, and raised his arms. He was about to activate the time and space shuttle device on his wrist, but he only heard a voice in his head.

etc.

Deadpool paused for a moment: "Did someone just ask me to wait?" He stood there looking left and right and turned around, "Because I'm not sure whether it's someone talking to me or something else in my mind. A personality was split.”

"Meow~" Yang Ming slowly walked over from the corner and came not far from Deadpool.

"Oh~~~What a cute little kitten." Deadpool picked it up and held it up in front of him, shaking it sideways. "Are you talking to me? Well, little darling, you are talking to Uncle Deadpool." Are you also an experimental subject here? Why don't you exist in other worlds? Do you want me to adopt you?"

Deadpool's mouth communicates well with his brain, and he is a messy thinker. He can't stop talking about whatever comes to his mind.

Before Yang Ming could answer, he suddenly put Yang Ming on the ground and took two steps back, looking deeply shocked: "No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't adopt you. My girlfriend is allergic to cats, although you are very Cute, although your appearance can be directly rated as a 9, but I can't leave my girlfriend for you. After all, it took me two whole movies to live a good life with her. You can't ruin everything, understand?"

Yang Mingxin said you are crazy, who wanted you to adopt?

"Meow"

No, I just teleported through my mind, but was interrupted by Deadpool's chaotic thinking. He shouted loudly like he was in a sad drama: "Stop tempting me, this is simply cheating."

He turned his head away and looked in another direction, his chest heaving violently, as if he was making an extremely difficult decision: "I'm sorry, I am a person who cannot withstand temptation. My girlfriend has just been resurrected. I can't be with her before I have sex." If you find new trouble, don’t seduce me again.”

After saying that, he twisted his hand, the space-time device was activated, and Deadpool disappeared from where he was.

Yang Ming just stared blankly at the place where Deadpool disappeared, unable to express the ten thousand words in his heart. After a long time, he raised his head and said, "Ouch~~".

are you crazy

Yang Ming crouched on the ground for a while, then raised his head unhappily to look at the basement that was not in the movie. He found a row of huge transparent glass jars against the wall that had been smashed by rubble or cut open by humans. .

Various tubes and metal wires with unknown functions were used to fix countless embryo-like things in the middle.

There seems to be a number and description under each glass jar, but most of them can't be seen clearly. The ones under the remaining jars are x24, x23, x41, and x39 respectively.

"Meow"

Why not consecutive numbers?

Suddenly, a beep of red light lit up from behind Yang Ming. Yang Ming turned his upper body and looked up, and found that although it was huge, it had a convex computer screen that felt like a science fiction work in the 80s, with green characters running wildly around it. .

"Warning" came the electronic voice.

The anus under Yang Ming's tail tightened, and he thought to himself that he might have been manipulated by the previously modified version of Deadpool and was about to self-destruct.

Then I heard the computer continue: "The injection of the ripening agent has been completed. The rejection reaction is too severe. It has been detected that there is no staff to carry out the next step. Should we terminate the experiment or use automated procedures?"

Yang Ming breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he wasn't going to blow himself up. Then he thought that he seemed to have an Adamant metal skeleton and self-healing ability, so he didn't seem to be afraid of the place exploding.

"Meow" Yang Ming slapped the cat's paw domineeringly and reprimanded the computer: "Who are you asking for instructions on how to terminate and how to automate such a small thing? You can't make your own decision. You are still a computer."

I always felt like my brain was in a state of confusion just after I connected telepathically with Deadpool.