The Thousand Faces of Konoha's Weird Man

9 Never fight with animals

Most people will feel fear when faced with a huge creature rushing towards you.

To a large extent, body size determines which end of the food chain a species is at. Even among the same species, larger individuals have an easier time obtaining food and mating rights. In other words, larger individuals are more likely to gain an advantage in "combat", regardless of whether there is a fight or not.

The wisdom of living things will pass through objective facts and judge the strength and weakness between the two, thus creating a psychology such as fear.

Just like now, a huge thing is coming at you.

People always panic.

Whether this behemoth is wearing a leather jacket, shouting "♂" or is a furious gorilla, and this gorilla has a tendency to treat you.

A big Winston rides on the face and asks you if you are afraid.

Of course, Sakichi also panicked and subconsciously released Takechiyo.

After a crackling sound, he perfectly hid in his turtle shell, looking like a hermit crab.

You are strong, let you be strong, I will support you from the gentle breeze.

Zoji's operation naturally stunned the orangutan, but after a brief moment of confusion, the furious orangutan raised his arms directly.

boom

This was a car accident, right? After a loud noise, there was rolling, weightlessness, and the world was spinning. Takechiyo's size could be considered a medium-sized family car, but to be hit like this, the orangutan must be at least a small pickup truck to be hefty.

Of course Zoji had never experienced a car accident, but the scene before him was similar to what was described in the TV series. Especially through Takechiyo's observation hole, the scene in front of him never seems static or repetitive.

Thanks to the strong physique of the ninja, Zoji has not felt dizzy yet. But there is no way to continue like this, you have to find a way to stop.

However, after several efforts, Sakichi still failed to effectively control Takechiyo's body. One is that this thing is really bulky, and the other is that the strength of the orangutan is too strong.

The series of heavy blows had no tendency to stop at all. The three-dimensional mobile device hook locks that Saki aimed at hanging on the treetops were all successfully avoided by the trees. Even if they were lucky enough to be shot, they were still managed by the orangutan's monster-like brute force. The weapon was destroyed and the rope was broken.

"This is a prehistoric beast, isn't it? Dwayne Johnson's pet ran to the wrong set." After Zoji complained, he suddenly heard a crunching sound.

No one knows his puppets better than Saki.

This sound is obviously a problem with the structure of the puppet, which means that Takechiyo is not as strong in the hands of the orangutan as Sakichi thought.

"Too bad I forgot that this is an intelligent orangutan with even a higher IQ than me."

Even though the orangutan seemed to be simply waving his fist, in fact Zoji didn't hear any metal hits at all. In other words, this orangutan cleverly avoided Takechiyo's hardest head and back armor. As Sakichi rolled, he continued to beat the puppet's "soft" belly with huge force, and the puppet was in a floating state. But there was no way to guide the electricity to the ground, so at this critical moment, Zoji even smelled a burning smell.

"Has the powerful electric energy begun to burn the internal structure? Is this orangutan really smart enough to commit foul play?" Sakichi, who could not sit still and wait for death, had to reluctantly control the still functioning tail. The rotating three-sided "knife" was Takechiyo's strongest Attack method, "I hope you don't get stabbed to death"

The brush rotation can bring powerful penetration, and the tail whizzes towards the orangutan's body. There is a simple mechanism on the tail of the puppet, which allows the sharp tail to have extremely strong speed before attacking. Now the orangutan's hands are tearing at the wooden structure of the puppet, and there is no way to defend against the coming attack.

hiss

"Hmm"°o°~ The scene in front of him made Zoji stunned. What he had imagined was completely different. He was really an idiot, and he actually thought of this guy as a similar person.

This is an orangutan. As a primate, the flexibility of humans and monkeys and orangutans cannot be compared at all.

The white-haired beast was now hanging on the treetop with one leg, staring with burning eyes at Takechiyo, who had torn a gap with his own hands, and his other foot firmly grasped the metal tail that was struggling to move forward.

buzz, buzz

The tip of the tail rotated slower and slower. The hiss just now was not because Zoji had hurt his opponent, but because his opponent had broken the mechanism of the tail. Zoji even felt a coolness rushing up from his anus.

How to fight this one? While the speed and power are perfectly suppressed, the defense is also completely destroyed. Even if he uses his famous water escape and fire escape, Saki doesn't think he is the opponent of the guy in front of him, so he is thinking about retreating now. It's time.

Although he was full of doubts, the other party was obviously not in a state of communication.

Thinking of this, Zoji took out the detonating charm from the prop bag behind his back.

It's a pity for my own Takechiyo. It seems that the first-generation machine is the first-generation machine after all, and there are still many areas that need improvement. This actual combat provided quite important data. After all, he may not always be able to face humans. Think about that guy with eight tails, he has more than just four hands. In addition, the mobility needs to be further strengthened. We cannot be a turtle that can only defend but not attack. In the face of absolute power, defense has no way out.

In a short time, Takechiyo's interior was completely covered by the detonating talisman, and only the strongest "shell" on his back was free.

As mentioned before, Takechiyo also has internal control mechanisms. When forced,

For example, if it sinks to the bottom of the water, Saki can quickly complete the disintegration operation internally and escape instantly.

"I really want to talk to you, but it seems like you can't speak yet." The orangutan, who was cracking Takechiyo's "ribs" while twisting the mechanism, suddenly felt a lightness in his hands, and in the sound of clicking, this solid mechanism It actually started to disintegrate.

What made the orangutan even more furious was that the can he had worked so hard to open turned out to be empty.

But it wasn't over yet. The corner of his eye glanced at the detonating charm attached to the inside of the wood, and the orangutan instantly completed a set of dodge movements by holding his head.

"I even recognize the detonating talisman."

boom

There was a loud noise, and Zoji, who stepped on the metal back plate, rushed directly into the distance with the impact of the explosion.

"See you again by fate, damn it"

Zoji's abacus crackled, and the orangutan was not a fool. The detonating talisman just now did not have a great impact on this rough-skinned beast, not to mention that it had already made evasive actions, and the price it paid was only Just some burnt hair.

Of course, the foothold just now in mid-air has been completely cleared by the self-destruction of this puppet.

The moment the orangutan landed, its legs stirred at a speed that was difficult to discern with the naked eye. After almost teleporting a dozen meters away, the orangutan simply lay down with its entire body, using its limbs together, sparking and lightning all the way, and ran towards Zoji. Come.

"I forgot that the speed of this thing is much faster than that of humans. And this weird acceleration, could it be that I activated my own cells with Thunder Escape?"