The Thousand Faces of Konoha's Weird Man

16Joke-like recruitment

Could it be that working for Danzo is the way to become the Hokage? Why did Kabuto get so close to Danzo? Shouldn't the relationship between the two be comparable to the hatred of killing his father?

Sakichi remembers that during this period, Orochimaru was "humiliated" by Uchiha Itachi, left the Akatsuki organization, and began to start his own business near the Land of Fire. And Kabuto successfully lurked back to Konoha through the connections he left behind in Konoha.

So why did he get involved with Danzo again?

Sakichi has not received professional agent training, so he is naturally not good at hiding his emotions. Of course, his eyes full of "curiosity" cannot hide from Kabuto's insight.

"You seem to have a lot of questions"

Now Saki wants to split his head in half and use it. Well, after all, it seems that the human brain is divided into two halves and used. One side is rational and the other is emotional.

Now Sakichi needs to use his emotional brain to create artistic lies to deceive Kabuto, while the other side needs his rational brain to analyze why he encountered this kind of thing and how to get the perfect answer to this question.

In fact, Saki could completely rely on the asymmetry of intelligence and trade with Kabuto with a lot of chips that he was interested in. This is to copy the answer directly. The difficulty lies in giving the process of derivation. The teacher who graded the test was not a fool. The more information Saki revealed that interested Kabuto, the more he would be on the verge of death. In order to understand the "structure" of Saki's head, Orochimaru and Yakushi Kabuto didn't mind cutting this guy into pieces. Study it piece by piece, or even use the waste to make experimental materials after hollowing out its remaining value.

Zoji doesn't think he has the qualifications to be a tough guy. Let's not talk about illusions and the like. Low-level methods such as the tiger bench and pepper water are completely enough to deal with this good young man of the new era who was born in the legendary peaceful country. Don't worry about it then. Speaking of telling the information that Orochimaru and Kabuto Yakushi were interested in, even if Naruto could write it down silently, Saki felt that his desire to survive could be achieved.

Well, after thinking about so many unrealistic things, the most important thing now is to figure out what Kabuto wants: "Why me"

"Because Elder Danzo has a task that only you are suitable to do."

"The mission that only I am suitable for" can't be traveling back to the pirate world to defeat the Shichibukai, right? Anyway, Sakichi can't imagine that he can do anything that he can do to help Danzo, a high-ranking guy. The most likely situation is that Fang Zhu's family's business is booming day by day, and some envious people find out the whole story. The group of elders loves Cai Cai and hopes to recruit him into the ninja unit. Or perhaps, due to the lack of funding from the Konoha government, Danzo's research funds are stretched thin, and he plans to open a ninja shop to make up for the lack of research funds, so he thought of poaching experienced ninja tool developers and sales personnel.

Saki's eyes were wandering and he once again revealed his wild thoughts and inner fluctuations. This made Kabuto very surprised. How long was this guy's reflex nerve arc? He couldn't stop his thoughts even after someone put a shuriken on his neck. He really lets himself go and has a big heart suitable for being a ninja.

"You don't have to think too much. What we need you to do is definitely a job you are qualified for."

"A job I'm qualified for." Can you please speak without gasping? Especially a guy with an online IQ, it seems that he has integrated playing with other people's emotions into his every move. No wonder many people want to blow these eyes out. "You'd better tell me directly. If I don't have the ability to do it, even if I agree to you, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it to Elder Danzo."

Seeing Saki relent, Kabuto Yakushi showed a sinister smile: "What you need to do is very simple, just keep an eye on your brother."

"Well" What kind of cool operation is this? Zoji is already possessed by Nick Young.

Of course, Sakichi didn't need to ask this question, Yakushi Kabuto also understood his expression: "The penetration of Moonlight Hayate is a very dangerous blood inheritance limit. This kind of power should be in the hands of people or organizations with enough power."

"Well, then why don't you just let me join the ANBU?" Kabuto Yakushi's words were quite clear. The so-called "person" undoubtedly refers to Danzo Shimura, so the "organization" is also the ANBU.

Or "root"

really

"I'm afraid you didn't listen carefully to what I just said. Elder Danzo has handed over the actual control of the Anbu." As the gap in Kabuto's mouth became wider and wider, his words gradually became crooked, "But the roots of Anbu are still growing under the care of Elder Danzo. You only need to be responsible for Elder Danzo and me."

Sure enough, it’s Gen. So, does that mean I was recruited into Gen, an organization that has a very promising future of killing someone?

"Then my identity"

"You just need to be yourself. Of course, in order to make it easier for you to report abnormal situations to Danzo Elder in a timely manner, we will arrange a non-existent ANBU identity for you." Sakichi is not good at hiding his feelings, and Yakushi Kabuto has clearly felt By the time his heart was shaken.

"Of course, the roots will make up for it." After thinking for a while, Yakushi Kabuto continued, "How about some guidance on Ninjutsu practice?"

No matter how you look at Yakushi Kabuto's bargaining method, it seems like a joke. This compensation plan is obviously something he just came up with.

However, Zoji just wanted to say "it smells so good"

If you had just talked to yourself in the form of a deal earlier, what would we have done? Now Sakichi was in such a mood that he even wanted to raise his limbs and loudly agree with Yakushi Kabuto's suggestion.

Isn't he just spying on his brother? He won't lose a piece of meat, and his life will not be in danger. In addition, there are only two people in his family, and he is not an Uchiha with a big family and a big business. If he doesn't move when he is wronged, he has no choice but to commit suicide. To put it bluntly, even if Moonlight Hayate knew that he was selling out the color of his underwear in exchange for information, the most he would do was to put himself in front of the third generation. Sakichi, the third generation, is very aware of his indecisive character. When he really decides to deal with himself, his own son may even go to a ninja school. Of course, the premise is that the third generation is still alive at that time. As for Princess Ji coming to power, there may not even be a file recording the mission for such a trivial matter. What's more, with troublemakers like the Council of Elders around, there's no telling whether he will be punished.

This is the thinking of adults. Because of different standpoints on things, it is impossible to distinguish between absolute right and wrong. The basis for making choices or judgments is more often influenced by interests. As long as it does not violate principles, it is undeniable that most people will stand from the perspective of interests.

This is why Uchiha Itachi made that choice. Many people thought he was stupid, but in that position at that time, he could only choose the way to deal with it that was in his own interests, and Sasuke was his "in principle".

Now Zoji has just made the same choice. Of course, if things develop beyond his control or threaten the life safety of himself and his family, he will naturally rise up to resist. But he won't be like a hot-blooded idiot like Naruto who shouts and blows everything up. Sakichi will choose to stand in the middle of another team that is comparable in strength to Danzo. Before there is no way to defeat the world, standing in line is the best choice, using one interest group to contain another interest group.

However, Sakichi was not ready to immediately agree to Kabuto Yakushi's offer.

Don't agree to something too simple, as this will make Kabuto Yakushi, who has a suspicious personality, feel unreal. If he feels that he has been deceived, or feels that he will tend to work less diligently, he may still suffer some physical pain.

"Are these the only reasons you spy on my brother?"

"Of course we will never hurt him, we just want to ensure that Toetsu is not abused."

"If this is the case, I can accept it for the time being."

"Yeah." No one would enjoy being fooled by a guy who talks and breathes heavily, and Kabuto Yakushi was no exception. Zoji, who was so close, could clearly feel a violent energy bursting out from this dangerous guy. Fortunately, he was not playing tricks on him now.

"I have one more request"

It's a good thing to have a request. It shows that Sakichi has at least really thought about cooperating with Gen, so the hostility comes and goes faster. Yakushi Kabuto even guessed his request with interest: "It's because he wants to open a restaurant." A pet shop or a ninja school?”

Sure enough, these guys have been spying on me for a long time. Sakichi, who usually had no feeling of being spied on, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. He had suspected this ever since he met the ANBU dressed as Kabuto Yakushi. This information was also clearly revealed in Kabuto Yakushi's battle with him. He was quite familiar with the fighting methods against Sakichi. Now these two simple sentences have basically confirmed this speculation. In my daily life, I often reveal this desire to learn ninjutsu and open a shop.

"Now that you all know, can you agree to these two conditions?" Originally, Sakichi expected some financial "incentives", but now Yakushi Kabuto has given him a better slope. If he doesn't use this slope to get off the donkey, , Zoji must have been kicked in the head by a donkey. Many times, you need certain skills to face people in high positions. You must not only make the other person think that you are a good "employee" who has thinking, are really thinking, and are working, but also make him feel that you are not out of control. You must be in the leader's thinking. Employees who work within the box are often more likely to be promoted.