Yasuo in Marvel Universe

Not long after Yasuo got up, two customers unexpectedly came to the door. Maybe the losses last night could be recovered from them.

After half a year of experience in selling knives, Yasuo has now mastered a correct method of selling knives. In his previous life, he had never seen the Spring Festival Gala, nor had he seen selling cars or selling crutches. Uncle Benshan had already taught him how to make money correctly. .

"Hey, if you two need anything, I can give you a good introduction. All the knives I have here are made of pure steel. Affordability and durability are the most basic conditions. And I can also tell you some little secrets quietly. But remember to promise me not to spread the word, as it will bring me unnecessary trouble."

When Colson and Melinda were looking at the store, an enthusiastic voice sounded. A smiling Yasuo came over and hugged Colson's shoulders directly, and then looked mysterious, as if he wanted to say something. The posture of a big secret.

Coulson and Melinda were also curious about Yasuo's appearance.

Could this mutant really tell any big secrets?

"Let me tell you quietly, all the knives I have here are not only made of pure steel, but also rare types shipped from China. Yes, you heard it right, it is the mysterious Eastern Continent. Look at the styles of these knives. It’s not very in line with the aesthetics of Eastern people.” Yasuo deliberately lowered his tone by three points when he said the mysterious East. If it were an ordinary American, he might really arouse his curiosity and continue to ask about the rare knives that came to the East. Magical place.

S.H.I.E.L.D.'s senior agents Coulson and Melinda have traveled all over the world due to their mission needs, and have a certain degree of knowledge of the cultures of various countries. A mere sentence about the mysterious East cannot arouse their curiosity.

After speaking, he saw the two people who were not at all curious. Yasuo had an embarrassed smile on his face. Why didn't these two people follow the routine?

"Ahem, the knives I have here are all handmade by mysterious masters from the East. The Buddhist blessings of the eminent monks from the East are incorporated into the knives before they are made. If you sincerely ask for knives to go home, these mysterious oriental knives can not only protect the peace of your home, but also your health. Being healthy, you can also cut stone and chop iron as easily as cutting tofu."

Melinda walked to a corner casually and picked up a watermelon knife. It was the knife used to sell watermelons in the summer: "Will pure steel rust?"

Yasuo heard what the other party said without any embarrassment. He walked to Melinda and took the knife from the other party: "Wrong, wrong, wrong. You saw it wrong. These are not rusty at all. This is the knife." It has been wounded on the battlefield before."

Melinda said calmly: "Oh, the knife will hurt you. This is not a good excuse at all. No one will believe such nonsense."

Yasuo turned serious and answered firmly, "You are wrong. Knives can hurt. All knives have souls."

Colson couldn't stand it anymore: "Boss, can't you see that Melinda also thinks of herself as Asian? These Oriental rhetoric of yours have no appeal at all."

Yasuo looked surprised when he heard this and looked at Melinda carefully.

Oh damn, I was so sleepy that I didn't notice that there was an Asian among the customers in the store.

"Okay, let's not talk about the mysterious East for now. Now let me show you the power of the knives in my shop." Yasuo did not give up on selling because of the failure of the first step. He walked to the back room confidently and took out the knife. A few ordinary stones and a small piece of iron were found.

Melinda and Coulson each picked up the same thing, squeezed it with their hands, looked at each other, and both nodded to indicate that the things in their hands were real, and they were indeed stones and iron.

He gently put down the things in his hands and instructed Yasuo to start what he had to do.

"One thing about the sword I have here is true, that is, if you ask for it sincerely, it can produce miracles." Yasuo looked incomprehensible.

Yasuo held a rusty watermelon knife and used it with one hand. First, the stone was cut in half, and then the iron block was split from the center. On the other hand, the watermelon knife in Yasuo's hand was intact. After cutting the stone and splitting the iron, there was not even a curl of the blade. .

Usually after Yasuo uses this trick, the customer will scream God repeatedly and pay as much as they have in the end. They will take the knife home as Yasuo said. After leaving the store, Yasuo just wants to say sorry to the knife. We are not responsible for any situation after leaving the store and do not support returns. If you said that the knife does not work well in your hand and the blade curls or breaks when you cut a stone, then I can only tell you because you are not using it sincerely. , the knife chose death by itself

However, Melinda and Coulson were obviously different from the customers Yasuo had seen before, and they were not surprised at all by his performance of cutting stone and iron.

I've seen the dragon and whirlwind swinging with the sword, but it's just cutting stone and iron, so there's nothing surprising about it.

When Melinda saw Yasuo finished his performance, she glanced at Colson and said, "How about the first sense?"

"It's suspected of fraud, and it's a bit funny and cheeky," Colson said seriously.

"I agree, shamelessness and teasing are very appropriate, so the first impression is not bad, let's move on to the second stage of the conversation." Melinda returned.

"Okay, Mr. Yasuo, thank you for your performance. I have some things to talk to you about. I hope you can close your store temporarily. The next conversation may change the rest of your life." Colson replaced The serious expression on his face turned into that of a strict agent.

Yasuo was a little surprised that the other party called out his name, and several thoughts flashed through his mind. Hydra mutants from S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, the sensitivity given by Yasuo did not sense the hostility coming from the other party. Yasuo decided to follow what they said and listen to what they wanted to talk to him.

Yasuo walked to the closed door of the store and turned around, "Okay, what do you two have to do with me? I'm just a poor orphan in a civilian area. There shouldn't be anything that your government departments need to pay attention to. Is it possible that in the United States? Is it illegal to sell knives?”

"You are a smart person and shouldn't ask such stupid questions." Melinda said

"Okay, please follow me." Yasuo led the way to his bedroom and sat down on the bed. "Okay, you two can talk about what you want to say now."

At this time, Yasuo came to his senses. In the movie, people in suits and ties must be from government departments, such as the CIA or the FBI. However, Yasuo was convinced that he had no clues. He must have It was about gangs. Yasuo himself never thought that a large organization like SHIELD would be interested in him. You must know that street heroes are a characteristic of Marvel, and he is still so low-key.

"I am a senior agent from the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, Melinda, and this is my partner Coulson." Before Melinda could finish her first sentence, she saw Yasuo coughing violently.

"Cough...cough, I'm sorry...cough...cough." Yasuo choked when he heard the long list of names of the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency when he was unprepared. .

The Strategic Homeland Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency is the full name of SHIELD. It has the authority to handle everything from destroying the world to fighting on the street and parking illegally. Why would SHIELD come after you if you have priority? I probably don’t have anything that the other party is interested in.