Yasuo in Marvel Universe

In the dim passage, dark yellow oil lamps were lit on both sides, and the winding path gave people a medieval feel.

Yasuo headed down and walked down with a casual look. Coulson behind him looked cautious. As an experienced agent, he would not relax at all and maintain a high level of concentration at all times. If this kind of terrain is added As for traps and guards...

Yasuo wanted Coulson to relax. After all, he knew the direction of the plot. Now he only had to pretend to go down and find the pearl, and then ask everything. Then he would not need to do the brain-consuming things. He would be responsible for beating the boss and doing it. Just be your own happy man.

After walking for about five minutes, Coulson breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the exit of the narrow passage. Entering the narrow and slender passage rashly was really not reassuring.

"Oh, what the hell is this smell?" After walking into the passage, a foul smell came, and Yasuo frowned.

Coulson also covered his nose. He swore that this was the most disgusting smell he had smelled in all his years as an agent.

"Watch carefully, Dickenface, you must have twelve pure-blood vampires." A small voice came.

Yasuo and Coulson moved towards the place where the sound came from, and the sound of footsteps attracted each other's attention.

"Is it the food delivery guy?"

Yasuo saw a bed full of electronic equipment, and a fat hill pushed against the bed. Yasuo, who was initially prepared, couldn't help but want to vomit after seeing the real recorder Pearl. It's so disgusting. A pile of disgusting fat like a meat mountain is scattered on the bed. From her bald little head, you can tell that the other party is a female vampire. In addition, the other party makes a few special fart sounds and she is not wearing clothes. It's really annoying to the eyes.

"Ugh, vomit, vomit..." Well, this disgusting fat monster is beyond Yasuo's ability to bear. I really want to kill her with one knife now.

After seeing the pearl, Coulson maintained a good SHIELD agent image, but frowned slightly, which made it obvious that he was not very happy either.

"Help, help, the pervert in red is here," Pearl called for help, and Coulson could tell at a glance that the other person was videotaping with someone else.

He flipped through the laptop opposite Pearl with his hand and saw that the person opposite the video was his target this time, Dickenface.

"You must be Recorder Pearl." Coulson spoke to Pearl for the first time.

When Pearl heard that Coulson was coming for her, she immediately started asking for help: "Help me, help me, they will kill me, I can still be useful to you Dickenface, help me."

Dickenface's voice came from the laptop: "Pearl, you're done. At least let yourself die with some dignity."

"Useless vampire, damn vampire." Pearl heard Dickenface giving up on herself and started cursing the other person.

Yasuo took the notebook at this time.

When Dickenface saw Yasuo appearing on the screen, he only said one sentence: "Hello, pervert in red" and then hung up the video communication.

Countless black lines appeared on Yasuo's forehead, and four big words flew across the screen like a barrage in his mind, "Pervert in red, pervert in clothes, pervert, too..."

An angry Yasuo took out the prepared outer ray light from behind.

"What is that?" Pearl was like a curious baby at this moment.

"Fat pig, this is the ultraviolet lamp I specially prepared for you. I think you will like it," Yasuo said in a wicked way.

"Now we need to play a question and answer game. If your answer satisfies me, I will consider letting you go." This kind of interrogation is left to professionals. Coulson took the ultraviolet light and said to Pearl, "Of course , if you don’t want to answer properly, I’ll let you tan before you go out.”

Colson pointed to a computer screen with virtual images of twelve people and asked: "Now please tell me, what is this?"

"Ah, it's nothing. That's routine research. In fact, it's just an ordinary video game. It's too boring for me to stay here by myself." Regarding the first question, Pearl did not intend to cooperate.

Coulson was obviously dissatisfied with the answer given by Pearl, and directly turned on the ultraviolet light, etc., until the external rays were irradiated on Pearl's fat body.

White smoke comes out, accompanied by a "squeaking" sound, like burnt fat.

"Ah, ah...stop, stop, stop." Pearl's face and neck slowly turned black, and she kept screaming for Colson to stop.

Yasuo saw that Pearl's disgusting fat was turning up in large areas, and the disgusting fat was flowing down together with the blood. It was so disgusting and disgusting. Coulson usually looked at this with a smile on his face. He looks so good, but his ruthlessness really impresses him. He is worthy of being the ace agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

"It doesn't feel good, can you say it now?" Colson kept his face straight and continued to ask Pearl with determination.

Still screaming, he waved the pearl in his short hand and said: "This is a fragment of a fable, a fable."

"A fable or something?" Coulson heard Pearl finally reveal something and continued to ask in more detailed directions.

"I'm not sure, I really don't know. There are too many fables of all kinds," replied Pearl, who was still screaming.

Even a layman like Yasuo knew clearly that Pearl was lying. How could the experienced agent Coulson let the deception pass?

This time, Coulson didn't say anything and turned on the ultraviolet lamp directly, and the light shone directly on Pearl.

"Ah, ah" the dishonest Pearl started screaming again.

When Pearl's entire face and upper body were dripping with blood, she couldn't be seen intact.

"The Blood God is an allegory for the coming of the Blood God. The Blood God is about to come, and the Twelve Heavenly Kings will awaken the Blood God." Pearl told the details of the fable in a trembling voice.

Seeing Colson stop the ultraviolet light, Pearl took a breath and said: "You can't do anything, Sunwalker, twelve pure-blood vampires, the key media have been gathered, the arrival of the Blood God is unstoppable, you can't do anything can not do this."

"Really? Are you warning me?" Yasuo drew out his sword and placed it in front of Pearl.

Seeing Yasuo's sword right in front of her, Pearl said in a kind voice, "At least that's what Dickenface said."

Coulson removed the computer's storage very professionally and said: "You don't suggest that I take this away, and if you dare to move, I will burn you."

Colson walked aside with the storage device. He very professionally took out a few small tools, installed them on the storage device, and began to operate them skillfully.

After operating the equipment, Colson stood up and checked his surroundings. He knocked on a wall and asked, "What is here?"

"There's nothing in there, it's just a storage room. Don't waste time. It's nothing important." Pearl was obviously a little flustered.

Yasuo really wanted to complain. As a vampire recorder who had lived for thousands of years, he couldn't even tell the most basic lie. His life was such a failure.

Coulson took out a small bomb and installed it on the wall. He obviously didn't believe Pearl's lies and planned to see the contents with his own eyes.

Seeing Colson's expression, Pearl opened her mouth and yelled crazily in a long voice: "No...don't."

Yasuo, who really couldn't stand this disgusting meat mountain, took out his long sword and stabbed it into Pearl's head. For the first time, Yasuo felt that triggering a critical hit was an unlucky thing. Pearl exploded like a balloon, and the fat and oil It splashed everywhere, and there was a smell of fat in the originally foul air, making it twice as disgusting.

"Ugh!" Yasuo vowed that he would stay away from such disgusting things in the future.

"Gold coins plus 157."

Unexpectedly, this pearl is actually equal to a large wild monster in the system's judgment.