Marvel's King of the Undead

“...On behalf of the Indian government, I hereby officially declare that Indian officials will officially want members of S.H.I.E.L.D. and prohibit entry of personnel related to S.H.I.E.L.D.

and,

We reiterate again,

A few months ago, our wanted arrest for SHIELD Director Nick Fury was truly effective. "

On the big screen, an Indian spoke seriously with an English pronunciation that had a strong curry flavor,

Simultaneously,

A picture of Nick Fury suddenly appeared in the lower right corner of the screen, and several crimes he had committed were noted.

For example, street fights, harassment of women and other very unsightly crimes,

After people see these crimes committed by Nick Fury, and then contact Nick Fury’s position and identity,

Immediately, I imagined that SHIELD, an organization that originally guarded world peace, had become an organization that forced women into prostitution and sold dogs as meat.

perhaps,

Beneath SHIELD's majestic and upright appearance, there is actually an evil heart hidden inside.

Anyway, no matter what,

After this commotion, coupled with the reactions of various countries, the organization SHIELD has completely become a street rat.

"The above is today's news content."

At the end of the video,

The Indian host ended today's news with a very official farewell.

But below, Wayne and Tony were holding their stomachs and laughing with their faces red.

At this time, they were still on the aircraft carrier. After talking about some important things, they simply watched the news in the hall.

"Is it so funny?"

Wanda poked Wayne next to her.

Looking at Wayne's look on the verge of tears from laughter, he was a little confused.

Is this so funny?

Or,

This guy who looks like Heitan is funny

However, Wayne just continued to smile and patted Wanda's hand, so Wanda could only glance around at other people's reactions in confusion.

Except for Tony, who smiled like a chrysanthemum like Wayne,

Only three people's expressions were different from the others,

Steve and Natasha both had inexplicable smiles on their faces, but they were still able to control their expressions.

Colson, who was among the crowd, looked like he wanted to laugh but was holding it back. His flushed face looked a bit like a patient who had been constipated for a few days.

“What are you laughing at?”

Wanda pouted and glanced at Wayne, then her little white hands reached to Wayne's waist.

Pinch a piece of soft meat,

Then he twisted hard.

Suddenly,

Wayne, who was laughing so much that he let himself go, felt a heartbreaking pain in his waist. No matter how much a person strengthened his body, the soft flesh in his waist was always a fatal wound.

the degree of pain,

It should be another vital part after a man.

After taking a sharp breath, Wayne turned his head and looked at Wanda's face, with an expression on her face that said, "I want you to look good if you don't answer." He immediately leaned into Wanda's ear and whispered:

“Actually, I did all the things he did in India.

of course,

I did not molest women. This may indeed be his own fault.

But I should be the one fighting in public. "

said,

Wayne laughed to tears again,

Wayne couldn't help but smile as he pictured Nick Fury harassing a plump Indian aunt on the streets of India.

"Ok."

Wanda curled her lips and said,

For those who have not come into contact with Nick Fury, it is indeed impossible to imagine how wonderful that scene is.

"Colson, what do you think Nick Fury would be like if he saw this news?"

After laughing for a while, Wayne changed his position and lay on the sofa in the hall, shouting to Colson who was not far away.

"I do not know."

Although Colson's expression was a little stiff, the slightly upturned corners of his mouth still betrayed his inner activities.

at this time,

Colson suddenly felt a shock in his arms. He reached out and took out a communication device from his coat pocket.

After looking at the name above, Coulson raised his head and said, "Maybe you can take a look for yourself."

said,

Coulson placed the communication device on the table and pressed a button on it.

Suddenly,

Nick Fury's face appeared on the big screen that had been closed.

"Hello, Director."

As a worry-free subordinate, Coulson took the lead in saying hello to his director, so that Nick's appearance was not particularly unexpected.

after all,

If Coulson didn't say anything, the other people present probably wouldn't take the initiative to talk to him, and Nick Fury is a very particular person about pomp and circumstance.

After just experiencing a big defeat, Coulson was a little worried that his director would have a heart attack from anger if he was ignored so nakedly.

"Well, you are all here."

Nick Fury nodded and said seriously.

There was no surprise in his tone, and he seemed to have known that everyone was together.

then,

The scene suddenly fell into silence,

Wayne was minding his own business by putting Wanda's hand in his and rubbing it, as if he didn't see the sudden image.

Tony and the little fat man on the side were discussing something heatedly. After experiencing this incident, Tony suddenly discovered the problems the earth is facing now.

No matter what the original intention of any organization is, its goals will deviate in the long-term business development.

For example, S.H.I.E.L.D.

This organization established to protect the world has been penetrated by Hydra in just a few decades.

Therefore,

Tony believes that no human being can restrain his desires forever. If he wants to better protect the earth, he still needs an existence that can remain absolutely rational at all times.

such as,

artificial intelligence.

As a super genius, Tony has always been a representative of the practical type, so as soon as the idea came up, he immediately started a discussion with the little fat man who had an advantage in this aspect.

And besides Wayne and Tony,

Although Steve and Natasha are considered members of SHIELD, after joining the Avengers, they became independent, so they did not need to worry about the face of the director of SHIELD.

Therefore,

Among the dozen or so people present,

The people who really reacted to Nick Fury were a few people who had never seen him before.

For example, Wanda, Pietro, Liao, Meowji...

And the reason why these people were interested in him was just because they wanted to find the point in him that made several other people laugh.

At last,

After two minutes of silence, it was Coulson who took the initiative to break the awkward atmosphere.

"Yes, we are resting."

Coulson once again had a professional smirk on his face.

Nick Fury on the opposite side was silent for a long time, and he didn't know where the link was wrong. He suddenly shouted: "Wayne, where do you want to send these three aircraft carriers?"

"Um"

Wayne raised his head and said with a sneer: "Does it have anything to do with you?"

Wayne was still angry inside as Nick Fury stood idly by.

A person who was regarded as a fool actually dared to yell at him.

"This is the property of our SHIELD and should be returned to us. I admit that we suffered heavy losses this time, but it does not mean that SHIELD is in ruins.

As long as these three aircraft carriers are here, SHIELD can stand up again at any time. "

Nick Fury spoke eloquently, and his tone was full of confidence. It seemed that SHIELD had been in contact with Hydra for a long time and had developed a problem of lack of confidence in its own organization.

"What about after I leave it to you?

Should you be allowed to fly an aircraft carrier to India to harass women again, or should you be asked to change hands and give the aircraft carrier to Hydra again?”

Wayne unceremoniously took out the joke from the news and mocked it.

Suddenly,

Nick Fury was speechless for a moment.