Uzumaki Naruto who doesn't want to make trouble

"Evil! I want to know you and live forever. There are no mountains and mausoleums, rivers are exhausted, winter thunder shakes summer rain and snow, and heaven and earth are united, so I dare to be with you!"

"Are you enough?"

"You are Feng'er~ I am Sha~ lingering around the end of the world~"

"..."

"Love Me Do not Go--"

"Shut up you little brat!!!"

In the dark and humid sewer environment, monsters and children play in a friendly manner.

Look, this is a huge fox. Its fur is fluffy and comfortable. It has great economic value and can kill the owner of a breeding farm.

Such a large body contains a huge amount of energy. From this point of view alone, this fox can instantly kill insect larvae whose protein nutrition is five times that of beef.Although there is no equal sign between the two, they can be classified.

For example, the entire body of insect larvae is composed of protein, while beef is more complex and does not account for as much protein as the former.In the same way, such a big fox with economic value, nutritional value, and even strategic value is naturally not something that can be obtained by those glamorous things out there.

It's a pity that the quality of the fox's meat is too bad, and it cannot fully dedicate itself except for the fur.

In ancient times, there was a saying that a fox fairy had sex with a mortal and had children. However, this fox has broken away from this low-level sense of value and entered a new stage.

Although the taste is still bad, mother and son donburi, loli mature women eat it all, it is really an appetite that makes people blush and heart beat.

"Kid, do you want to die once..."

The vertical pupils of the Nine-Tailed Eye contain murderous intent, which is a symbol of the beast being enraged.

"What the hell is a mother-and-child donburi?! Are you muttering to yourself as if I can't hear you? You still want to eat me? Do you want to die?"

Little Naruto lay on Kyuubi's head and said lazily: "Mr. Kyuubi, what are you talking about? This is Narrator's introduction to you. It has nothing to do with me. Narrator and us are in another different dimension. His existence is something indescribable, so don't listen to him, just complain."

"Get off, old man!"

After a while, little Naruto knelt down in front of Kyuubi obediently, and the quail was still honest.

Facing the monster that destroyed the world, the young hero chose to surrender.

Of course, the narration was something the monsters couldn't hear, and only little Naruto knew it.

"Mr. Kyuubi, please forgive me. I shouldn't say that you are food. I shouldn't say that you are not delicious even though you have high nutritional value. I shouldn't complain that you are not a voluptuous fox. I shouldn't complain that you are actually a taste." Unique perversion..."

Although little Naruto's tone was sincere, Kyuubi's face turned darker with every word he said.

"That's enough!!! When are you going to get out?"

The ugly-looking Kyuubi was very depressed. He was the leader of the nine tailed beasts, and now he was pinched by a little kid. It was really a shame!A lifetime of dark history!

"Kid, I've lent you my power. If you have nothing to do, get out of here."

Kyuubi couldn't help but roar, and drove little Naruto out of the sealed cage.

"Tch, you're so stingy...Mr. Kyuubi, thank you for helping me. See you next time."

Naruto's thin body floated further and further away like a balloon. This was the Kyuubi's forceful expulsion of him.

"Hmph, you brat, you bastard...Six Paths...How do you choose this kind of brat..."

As his body consciousness gradually returned, little Naruto vaguely heard Kyuubi's muttering. Although he could hear it clearly, was the resentment behind the words...

Well, Mr. Kyuubi is actually a good person...what a fox. A fox that can be fucked casually with just a few complaints is a good deal!

"Naruto...Naruto, wake up..."

A familiar voice rang in his ears. Little Naruto struggled to open his eyes, and what came into his sight was the tuft of gray beard.

"Sandaime...Grandpa? Mr. Kakashi...is here too?"

The third generation's old face was full of concern. Seeing that Naruto was safe and sound, his heart suddenly dropped to the ground.

"Naruto, are you okay?"

Kakashi still looked like a decadent uncle at this moment, his eyes fixed on the intimate paradise of his hands, and his mouth was clearly speaking words of concern, but his tone made people want to beat him up.

'Aren't you worried about whether I'm fine or not? '

The "leakage" of the Kyuubi's power was enough to make little Naruto physically uncomfortable for several days. Although it was not a stretch, there would always be situations where the whole body would lose strength.

Not to mention the sealing technique that Kakashi and a group of ANBU performed on him. Even though he was a Jinchuuriki and had the super resilience brought by the power of the Nine-Tails, the sealing technique still caused him a lot of suffering, especially Even Jiuwei felt unlucky to encounter that weak version of Wood Release.

Why do you think little Naruto is so clear about what's going on in his heart and how things develop?

That's natural, because he is the driving force behind this matter, and pretending to be out of control is just the first stage, the beginning of the plan.

"Third generation grandpa...why am I in the hospital again?"

The familiar ceiling, the lingering smell of disinfectant, this is a hospital, one of the planned scenes.

Although he was full of worries, little Naruto still looked confused and helpless.

"Don't you remember what happened?"

Kakashi put away the kissing paradise, his face was very serious.Fortunately, he had someone with a [-]-[-] attribute bonus, otherwise it would be difficult for an ordinary ninja to subdue Naruto when the Nine-Tails chakra was out of control.

The danger here is real. Naruto in that state has no intention of letting go. Although the rookie in Novice Village has a full-level sword master suit, his third-rate mouse click operation is destined to be unable to defeat the high-level stream-of-consciousness micromanager Kakashi. , But no one else would be able to survive without dying, and his skin would be peeled off.

"Ahem, Naruto, you have to pay attention to your health in the past few days. You had a high fever before. Fortunately, Kakashi brought you to the hospital in time. If it had been a few seconds late, you would have burned your head and turned into a fool... ..”

The nagging like a third-generation old man made little Naruto feel dizzy. The verbosity of the elderly is always one of the things that children are most afraid of.

The third generation Hokage was very satisfied with the way he dealt with the problem with a smile on his face. This unlucky child can be saved. He is mentally normal and has no tendency to become dark. If he is influenced by the Kyuubi and becomes a violent and dark type... Well, then I have to blame him. Leave it to Danzo. Anyway, this old boy has been staring at Naruto for a long time.

"Kakashi, go buy some fruits and supplements. Naruto's body resistance has been weak recently and he needs to supplement his nutrition... Remember to buy more vegetables when you go back... Of course, you can't lack meat... Vegetables and fruits You have to eat everything... In short, Naruto, you can't be picky... You should also pay attention to the recent weather, and cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep..."

Under this motherly instruction, Kakashi fled instantly, leaving little Naruto to face this verbal bombardment that was like a hail of bullets.

"Ahem, people like to be verbose when they get old. Time really doesn't forgive people. Maybe I should give up my position as Hokage to future generations..."

Saying this, Sarutobi narrowed his eyes calmly, and sent a message to little Naruto with his eyes: 'Unlucky boy, be wise and pick up the conversation quickly, or I'll spank you. '

"Oh yeah! Then I, Uzumaki Naruto-sama, will be the future Fifth Hokage! Hahaha, Third Generation Grandpa, don't worry! I am the man who wants to become Hokage!"

The mentally ill little Naruto was like taking drugs. When he heard that the third generation was going to abdicate in favor of someone worthy of his position, he immediately offered himself up, saying that he would contribute his meager efforts to build a prosperous Konoha Village.

After receiving a satisfactory answer, Sarutobi withdrew his oppressive gaze and walked out of the ward calmly, letting little Naruto have a good rest.

"Lord Hokage..."

Not long after closing the door, Kakashi came behind Sarutobi. He waited outside the door for a long time.

"This is not the place to talk, Kakashi."

Sarutobi answered softly and led Kakashi towards the hospital rooftop with a serious look on his face.

The corners of the pure white sheets rolled up with the wind, and the sheets blew wildly with the wind, causing waves of shouts.

"This incident is still within control. Naruto is the fourth generation's child after all..."

Hearing the words of Lord Hokage, Kakashi felt relieved. With the protection of the leader of the village, Hokage, other Xiaoxiao had to weigh the consequences if they wanted to cause trouble.

The struggle at this level is handled by the Hokage, and Kakashi still has to focus on the present.

"Kakashi, don't forget to buy things. I wasn't joking before. You can't miss out on vegetables, fruits, and meat."

"...Hokage-sama, this is a funding issue..."

"Kakashi, Naruto is Minato's child, you..."

"Hokage-sama, one code is one code, one code is one code, this is a long-term mission, my pocket cannot bear it..."

"Are you worthy of Minato and Shinkuna? I will increase your mission subsidy. You are the person Naruto is closest to now."

"...I see..."

Master, master and wife who are far away in heaven, you and I will support you, why don’t you leave some money behind! ! !

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