Lomi's Naruto Era

This time it was Lomi's turn to beep the dog. I didn't expect Danzo to work so hard, even shouting out the salted fish slogan.

"Ahem, if you have to have an ideal, it's not impossible. In fact, I do have a dream."

Facing Danzo who was about to get angry, the atmosphere was a bit awkward, and Lomi had to change his tune.

"Oh, I'm just here. How can a person live in this world without a dream? Come and listen to me, what kind of dream is it?"

Danzo was in a good mood when he heard that Lomi had changed his mind and had a dream. He looked at him with an expression that said "a child can be taught", with a friendly smile on his face that showed the elders caring for the younger ones.

At the same time, I reflected on myself and felt that my attitude just now seemed a bit radical, and I almost went crazy and scared my friends.

Lomi coughed twice, and then recited in an emotional voice:

"I have a dream. I dream of being able to be a ninja casually, make some money casually, and then casually marry a woman who is neither beautiful nor ugly;

“I have a dream. I dream of having two children after I get married. The first one will be a girl and the second one will be a boy.

"I have a dream. I dream of retiring from my job as a ninja when my eldest daughter gets married and my son can stand alone.

"I have a dream. I dream of living a leisurely and secluded life playing shogi or go after retirement, and then die of old age before my wife...

"This is my dream"

When he saw Lomi fulfilling one of his dreams with an expression of "it doesn't hurt to stand and talk", Danzo looked at him with a beeping expression, he was completely speechless and completely powerless. Make complaints.

Listening to Lomi's tone, it feels like he is experiencing a mid-life crisis, even though the other person is only eight years old now.

Danzo was very puzzled. He had just talked about a lot of topics about passion, dreams, the ninja world, and the future, but the other party didn't feel anything at all.

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"Ahem, cough, cough, Lomi, don't rush, don't rush. You can think about it after you go back. When you have figured it out, you can come to me at any time. My promise to you will always be valid."

As a very sinister old fox, Danzo quickly adjusted his mood again.

It seems that this matter cannot be rushed, but it doesn't matter, there is only a long time to come.

Luomi still doesn't understand what power is. When he realizes what power is, when he feels despair about his powerlessness, he will naturally think of himself again.

It has to be said that Danzo, this dark intellectual sect, is still very dangerous.

In the original work, after the death of the fourth generation, the third generation planned to return to power. Danzo almost instigated Kakashi to rebel, and then went to assassinate the third generation.

During Naruto's chunin exam, he secretly colluded with Orochimaru to defeat the Third Hokage.

When Pain attacked Konoha Village, he hid, waited for Tsunade to fall, and then surfaced, and then took away the position of Hokage in one fell swoop.

Danzo has always believed that feelings will bring hatred, and then hatred will bring despair.

Therefore, as long as it is done properly, Lomi can definitely change his mind.

As a result, a lot of various conspiracy plots against Lomi began to unfold in Danzo's mind.

......

Seeing that Danzo's attitude finally began to soften and he agreed to let himself go for the time being, Lomi felt that it was time to run away quickly.

After walking a few steps, Lomi suddenly stopped.

Danzo's eyes suddenly lit up

I thought to myself, could it be that Lomi has changed his mind?

"Hahaha, it seems that you still can't restrain your desire for power after all, right?

"Come on, Lomi, join the Roots, and let's fight together to unify the ninja world."

Just when Danzo was feeling all sorts of happy, Lomi asked carefully:

"Well, Danzo-sama, can I ask you a question?"

"Of course," Danzo said with a kind face, his usual dark side gone. "

"Well, Danzo-sama doesn't like women, even the most beautiful women are not interested in him?"

Lomi finally couldn't help his curiosity and asked his doubts.

Danzo was a little confused as to why the other party would ask such a nonsensical question.

I have long dedicated everything to the construction of the great cause of socialism... Ah, I have long dedicated myself to the great cause of unifying the ninja world in Konoha. How could I be deceived by a mere woman?

However, he still patiently answered Luomi's question.

"I've never been around women"

"Oh, Danzo-sama really doesn't like women."

Lomi has completely confirmed his suspicion. Danzo is indeed gay.

Fortunately, I discovered it early and was not deceived into the root. Otherwise, the consequences would be disastrous, and my chrysanthemum and virginity might not be preserved...

Then Lomi excused himself on the grounds that "I just finished the Chuunin Exam and I'm a little tired", leaving only a confused Danzo staying where he was.

"Why would Lomi ask me whether I am close to women? Also, what is the meaning of that disgusting look just now? Especially what does the sentence "I really don't like women" mean?"

Suddenly, Danzo's expression changed drastically, and a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

"Is it possible that Lomi, who is holding the root of grass, suspected that I have a problem with my sexual orientation, so she refused to join the root?"

"Nima, I'm a decent man, okay? I'm not a faggot."

"I just devoted myself wholeheartedly to the great cause of unifying the ninja world and couldn't extricate myself. That's why I don't get close to women. Please don't slander me at will, okay?"

Danzo felt that the dog was beeping, and the number had increased to more than [-] million.

However, as a classic representative of dark force conspiracy theories in the Naruto world, Danzo is full of deep malice towards the world.There is always a subconscious feeling that "there are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me" at work, so the starting point for thinking about problems is also very unique.

"Senju Lomi and I have never met, why do you misunderstand that I am gay? Could it be that someone is secretly spreading rumors in Konoha to slander me? Or, my image in Konoha has always been so misunderstood."

The more Danzo thought about it, the more something was wrong, and the more he thought about it, the more he became afraid.

If it is true that everyone has always thought that I am gay, then what image can I have?

"No wonder, when I competed for the position of Hokage, my popularity was so bad and I lost to Hiruzen. It turns out that everyone thought I was gay. If so, wouldn't I have lost unjustly?"

Ahem, you have to accept Danzo's divergent thinking. Unknowingly, it has exceeded all your imagination...