Lomi's Naruto Era
3. This system is a bit poisonous
"Golden Finger of the System" Luo Mi was excited, his eyes were filled with stars.
As an old bookworm with many years of experience, there is no doubt that this is the coming rhythm of time traveler welfare.
Although he has not appeared after traveling for several times and has only appeared now, it is better to come late than not at all, right?
Therefore, Lomi was very excited
If it weren't for my nine-year compulsory education, I would have been able to remain calm. Otherwise, Luo Mi would have jumped for joy.
"Welcome the host to successfully open the system. I am the system customer service host. If you have any questions, you can directly consult this customer service..."
"well"
Before he finished listening to the system customer service's speech, Luo Mi felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and his spirits were very high.
Although I don’t know what this meaning system is, it feels very unclear.How can a system that can connect with Yi be so bad?
Suddenly, Luo Mi's spirit was lifted up. He had a feeling that he was about to make a fortune, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, he was a little excited.
While Luo Mi was still thinking about it, the system customer service slowly finished the following words:
“But this system may not necessarily answer any question raised by the host.”
"Oh, I'll go, what the hell?" Lomi looked confused. a
"Hosts please pay attention to their quality and do not insult this system."
"Wori, this is considered insulting."
"Once again, we seriously warn the host that if there is another act of insulting this system, this system will take coercive measures."
"a" Luomi was immediately frightened. The customer service of this system seems a bit poisonous.
"Ahem, um, Mr. System Customer Service, what are the functions of this system?" Lomi asked weakly after adjusting his mood a little.
People have to bow their heads under the roof, no matter what their attitude is, the only way to get benefits quickly is to
"The system functions are available to the host to explore by themselves."
"What a cold system!" Lomi said with a dark look on his face.
Well, since the system customer service won't explain it, Luomi can only explore on his own.
From the moment the prompt system was turned on, Lomi could feel that there was something new in his mind.As long as you concentrate, a system interface can appear in your mind; it feels as if it is directly projected on the retina and can be seen directly by the eyes, as real as possible.
The system interface is very simple. The top row is the navigation bar; there are three options in the upper right corner: lottery, store, and personal; the lower right corner displays: Points 0; the others are empty and nothing.
With Luomi's many years of gaming experience, the system interface is clear at a glance.If you can't even understand such a simple interface, then you are really living like a dog.
Lomi moved his mind and opened the lottery interface, while rubbing his hands back and forth involuntarily.
The most exciting moment has finally arrived, get ready to receive benefits
The interface switched, and the two big words "Lottery" appeared under the navigation bar, and then disappeared, and everything else was a white screen.
"What's going on? The screen is blank? Could it be that the system has crashed or crashed?"
Just when Luomi was confused and didn't know what to say, the system's fierce voice sounded in his mind again:
"You just crashed. Your whole family crashed. This is the last serious warning to the host. Please be careful with your words. If you insult the system again, don't blame the system for being rude. Also, the host now has zero points and zero lottery chances. , the lottery interface is naturally empty.”
"Okay, what a simple and crude reason" a
Lomi felt that the dog was beeping, so he had no choice but to open the store.
It's fine now, it's not a white screen anymore, it's a blue screen.
Luomi had a black line on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, almost holding back internal injuries.It took half a minute to finally calm down, and then I asked the system carefully:
"System, why is the store showing a blue screen?"
"The host has zero points now and can't buy anything. It's useless to look at the products. It's better not to look at them."
Lomi clenched his fists and held back.
With the previous example of a white screen on the lottery interface, this answer was already expected.
I took a deep breath and prepared to open the third option personally.
You can always watch this, right?
The personal column is generally nothing more than some basic information about the host, such as: physical fitness, speed, strength and other attributes, plus some items and so on.Although it doesn't have much effect, you can get a general understanding of yourself by reading it and know what your strengths are.
However, after opening the personal interface, the interface went black.
"Wori" Lomi finally couldn't hold it back any longer and directly exploded
Can you still have fun playing?
As for the reason for the black screen, if you think about it with your toes, you will know what is going on. It must be directly related to zero points.
"The host insults the system multiple times and will be punished with an electric shock once. If there is a next time, the punishment will be doubled."
"Eh, uh, uh..." After the cold electronic sound, Lomi felt a strong electric current running through his body, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.
Suddenly, my whole body was numb and completely numb.
Oh my god, it can really shock you. It’s a black technology.
"Is this Goldfinger or Uncle Gold?"
After finally surviving the electric shock, Lomi slowly recovered and collapsed on the ground like a dead dog, with a crying face. 〒〒
I feel like crying but I don’t have any tears. Why did I end up in such a system?
Although other people’s systems don’t necessarily have to be super cool, but at least the service attitude is good and as considerate as possible. Why is my system so different?
Lomi calmed down his injured mind a little, tried hard to calm down, and analyzed it carefully.
Although the system customer service did not give a positive explanation, one conclusion can be drawn, that is, whether it is a lottery redemption or a store purchase, points are required.
So, how to get points is the key.
"Ahem, um, sir, how can I get those points?" In view of the domineering nature of the system, Lomi could only lower his posture and consult in a low voice.
"Please host to explore by yourself"
"Um...how to get system tasks?"
"There is no task, this system does not release any system tasks"
"Well, there is no mission, so how do I get points?" Lomi was anxious.
According to the normal routine, it is common knowledge in the game to complete tasks and obtain points. If there are no tasks, how can you have fun?
"Please host to explore by yourself"
"Your uncle!" Lomi collapsed completely, he was on the verge of crying and could no longer complain.
There is no golden finger here, it’s just to disgust yourself, right qaq
"Thank you host for the compliment. In this ninja world, this system is the master."
"..."
"Okay, you won that system master, can we discuss it?"
"uh-huh"
"Master System, it's not easy for you to see me. Can you take pity on me? For the sake of me being lonely and helpless, can you be kind enough to give me some points or something? I don't have high requirements, and I can easily satisfy you." Yes, just give me one hundred and eight thousand or something like that; of course, if it really doesn’t work, two or three hundred will do, or you can give me some kind of novice gift pack as a token of appreciation.”
If the hard one is not enough, Luo Mi will be soft and see if he can get some points from the system to spend.
"uh-huh"
"...Uh-huh, what the hell kind of system is this? Master, I beg you, okay? I'll kneel down for you and buy you a lollipop to eat at the head office."
"uh-huh"
"Pfft" Luo Mi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. This is not the system customer service, it is clearly a manual customer service, and it is a very cool one.
e┬┬﹏┬┬3
Just when Luomi was being tortured by the system and was about to die, he suddenly noticed a very familiar figure walking across the street.
It was a young man with silver hair and half-covered face.
As an old bookworm with many years of experience, there is no doubt that this is the coming rhythm of time traveler welfare.
Although he has not appeared after traveling for several times and has only appeared now, it is better to come late than not at all, right?
Therefore, Lomi was very excited
If it weren't for my nine-year compulsory education, I would have been able to remain calm. Otherwise, Luo Mi would have jumped for joy.
"Welcome the host to successfully open the system. I am the system customer service host. If you have any questions, you can directly consult this customer service..."
"well"
Before he finished listening to the system customer service's speech, Luo Mi felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and his spirits were very high.
Although I don’t know what this meaning system is, it feels very unclear.How can a system that can connect with Yi be so bad?
Suddenly, Luo Mi's spirit was lifted up. He had a feeling that he was about to make a fortune, become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, he was a little excited.
While Luo Mi was still thinking about it, the system customer service slowly finished the following words:
“But this system may not necessarily answer any question raised by the host.”
"Oh, I'll go, what the hell?" Lomi looked confused. a
"Hosts please pay attention to their quality and do not insult this system."
"Wori, this is considered insulting."
"Once again, we seriously warn the host that if there is another act of insulting this system, this system will take coercive measures."
"a" Luomi was immediately frightened. The customer service of this system seems a bit poisonous.
"Ahem, um, Mr. System Customer Service, what are the functions of this system?" Lomi asked weakly after adjusting his mood a little.
People have to bow their heads under the roof, no matter what their attitude is, the only way to get benefits quickly is to
"The system functions are available to the host to explore by themselves."
"What a cold system!" Lomi said with a dark look on his face.
Well, since the system customer service won't explain it, Luomi can only explore on his own.
From the moment the prompt system was turned on, Lomi could feel that there was something new in his mind.As long as you concentrate, a system interface can appear in your mind; it feels as if it is directly projected on the retina and can be seen directly by the eyes, as real as possible.
The system interface is very simple. The top row is the navigation bar; there are three options in the upper right corner: lottery, store, and personal; the lower right corner displays: Points 0; the others are empty and nothing.
With Luomi's many years of gaming experience, the system interface is clear at a glance.If you can't even understand such a simple interface, then you are really living like a dog.
Lomi moved his mind and opened the lottery interface, while rubbing his hands back and forth involuntarily.
The most exciting moment has finally arrived, get ready to receive benefits
The interface switched, and the two big words "Lottery" appeared under the navigation bar, and then disappeared, and everything else was a white screen.
"What's going on? The screen is blank? Could it be that the system has crashed or crashed?"
Just when Luomi was confused and didn't know what to say, the system's fierce voice sounded in his mind again:
"You just crashed. Your whole family crashed. This is the last serious warning to the host. Please be careful with your words. If you insult the system again, don't blame the system for being rude. Also, the host now has zero points and zero lottery chances. , the lottery interface is naturally empty.”
"Okay, what a simple and crude reason" a
Lomi felt that the dog was beeping, so he had no choice but to open the store.
It's fine now, it's not a white screen anymore, it's a blue screen.
Luomi had a black line on his face, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, almost holding back internal injuries.It took half a minute to finally calm down, and then I asked the system carefully:
"System, why is the store showing a blue screen?"
"The host has zero points now and can't buy anything. It's useless to look at the products. It's better not to look at them."
Lomi clenched his fists and held back.
With the previous example of a white screen on the lottery interface, this answer was already expected.
I took a deep breath and prepared to open the third option personally.
You can always watch this, right?
The personal column is generally nothing more than some basic information about the host, such as: physical fitness, speed, strength and other attributes, plus some items and so on.Although it doesn't have much effect, you can get a general understanding of yourself by reading it and know what your strengths are.
However, after opening the personal interface, the interface went black.
"Wori" Lomi finally couldn't hold it back any longer and directly exploded
Can you still have fun playing?
As for the reason for the black screen, if you think about it with your toes, you will know what is going on. It must be directly related to zero points.
"The host insults the system multiple times and will be punished with an electric shock once. If there is a next time, the punishment will be doubled."
"Eh, uh, uh..." After the cold electronic sound, Lomi felt a strong electric current running through his body, and his whole body trembled uncontrollably.
Suddenly, my whole body was numb and completely numb.
Oh my god, it can really shock you. It’s a black technology.
"Is this Goldfinger or Uncle Gold?"
After finally surviving the electric shock, Lomi slowly recovered and collapsed on the ground like a dead dog, with a crying face. 〒〒
I feel like crying but I don’t have any tears. Why did I end up in such a system?
Although other people’s systems don’t necessarily have to be super cool, but at least the service attitude is good and as considerate as possible. Why is my system so different?
Lomi calmed down his injured mind a little, tried hard to calm down, and analyzed it carefully.
Although the system customer service did not give a positive explanation, one conclusion can be drawn, that is, whether it is a lottery redemption or a store purchase, points are required.
So, how to get points is the key.
"Ahem, um, sir, how can I get those points?" In view of the domineering nature of the system, Lomi could only lower his posture and consult in a low voice.
"Please host to explore by yourself"
"Um...how to get system tasks?"
"There is no task, this system does not release any system tasks"
"Well, there is no mission, so how do I get points?" Lomi was anxious.
According to the normal routine, it is common knowledge in the game to complete tasks and obtain points. If there are no tasks, how can you have fun?
"Please host to explore by yourself"
"Your uncle!" Lomi collapsed completely, he was on the verge of crying and could no longer complain.
There is no golden finger here, it’s just to disgust yourself, right qaq
"Thank you host for the compliment. In this ninja world, this system is the master."
"..."
"Okay, you won that system master, can we discuss it?"
"uh-huh"
"Master System, it's not easy for you to see me. Can you take pity on me? For the sake of me being lonely and helpless, can you be kind enough to give me some points or something? I don't have high requirements, and I can easily satisfy you." Yes, just give me one hundred and eight thousand or something like that; of course, if it really doesn’t work, two or three hundred will do, or you can give me some kind of novice gift pack as a token of appreciation.”
If the hard one is not enough, Luo Mi will be soft and see if he can get some points from the system to spend.
"uh-huh"
"...Uh-huh, what the hell kind of system is this? Master, I beg you, okay? I'll kneel down for you and buy you a lollipop to eat at the head office."
"uh-huh"
"Pfft" Luo Mi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. This is not the system customer service, it is clearly a manual customer service, and it is a very cool one.
e┬┬﹏┬┬3
Just when Luomi was being tortured by the system and was about to die, he suddenly noticed a very familiar figure walking across the street.
It was a young man with silver hair and half-covered face.
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