One Piece: Three Ultimate Standings

Hello, everyone, my name is Li Shun. I was originally a good young man on earth who kept his duty at all times, but because of a deal with a few tradable beauties, after paying them some money, I flirted with them wantonly and did shameful things. I didn’t expect that I would be fucked dry by them.

Yes, yes, yes, it’s true. I’m being exploited. This is unscientific. I still can’t believe it. Maybe on Earth, I’ve become the number one person in human history. Weird bit.

But it’s weird. The world is so big and there are indeed many weird things. Maybe I’m not the first. Thinking like this, I get a little comfort. If I were really the first, then I would really be reduced to the world. You’re a laughing stock, Mad, didn’t you just have sex with someone once and then you were drained to death? I’m so jealous of Yingcai.

What do you mean, why can I still have a monologue for you since I'm dead? This is what I'm going to say next. After I died, I found that my body still had incredible sensations.

I thought I wasn't dead, it was just a nightmare, well it should be considered a nightmare.

When I tried to open my eyes, I was so excited. I could see the world, but there seemed to be something wrong with this world. It always felt weird. It turned out that I was on a boat and all I could see was the sea. The weather is actually still winter. Fortunately, I am wearing a cotton coat, otherwise I would have frozen to death. But I have to say that the weather is too cold. I have curled up and shivered. Mad, I am from the south. When did I come to the north?

Okay, then I attracted a group of fierce and strong men with weapons in their hands. Oh my God, I screamed out. Then I was beaten as if I was crazy. My nose was bruised and my face was swollen. I shut my mouth. Then I silently thought that I must have gone to hell, no, according to my hometown, it should be said to be the underworld.

Yes, it must be

Although this underworld is a little different from what I imagined, and it's completely different from what's shown in movies and TV shows, it doesn't seem that bad after all.

I was so scared that I broke into a cold sweat when I thought about the scenes of hell I had seen on TV before. Fortunately, the real hell looked similar to the European Middle Ages, except that there were no mobile phones, no computers, no TVs, no Damn it, what the hell do I want to go home to?

Yes, I thought this was the underworld, but I didn’t expect that what those scientists in the previous life said was true. After death, people will really go to another world.

Until I saw that thing, no, it was not that thing, but that creature, no, it was not a creature, it was a monster, a fish over twenty meters long, are you scaring me? This is someone who has been spreading rumors in his previous life. The guys from Kraken Bar who just beat me up didn’t panic at all. Could it be that these guys are not human beings?

Before I could calm down, the water surface fluctuated again, and a sea monster that was more than 40 meters long ran out. Oh my God, I screamed, and I was scared to death. A few guys next to me were also obviously panicked. I ran to call the captain.

Fortunately, the sea monster didn't seem to be planning to attack the ship, but just left. I breathed a sigh of relief, and the scene just now flashed through my mind. I suddenly realized, isn't that the Sea King in One Piece?

Yes, I was shocked. I could fit an egg into my open mouth. Only then did I realize that I had traveled to the world of One Piece. This really excited me. In my previous life, I was a dead nerd, so I became a nerd. It’s normal to be a pirate fan, right?

The main thing that attracted me was the key beauties inside. Her slim waist, curved figure, and extremely beautiful face all made me jerk off to her countless times. Of course, in fact, my favorite She is still an empress, and her temperament has conquered me. So now that I have come to this world, I want to find her instead of masturbating to her, and do it for real. Yes, I know the plot of the original book, and of course I know how to stop the empress. Lose.

After asking for a while, I figured out how many years it is now. There is still time before the beginning of the original work, and I will be an uncle by then. Damn it, what did those guys call me when they beat me just now?

Imp

I looked at my body, oh wow, I've actually shrunk, and suddenly turned into the appearance of a twelve or thirteen year old boy. Although it's a bit derogatory to me, this body is really handsome. It's much more handsome than I used to be. There are so many beauties, and they are all at my fingertips. That’s right, I want to conquer all the beauties in the world.

Just when my ambition was fulfilled, I discovered that I was so weak that I was just a handyman on the ship, and this ship was also a pirate ship. Damn it, I was beaten so many times, I won’t wait until I have it. I'll get the golden finger and beat you all until you're called daddy.

Wait a minute, golden finger, where is my golden finger?

Just when I was complaining that there was no golden finger, a cold synthesized voice suddenly came from my head. Oh my God, this voice is a woman's voice.

That's right, I didn't notice that it turned out that this thing was voice-controlled, or it was uttered because of the complaints in his heart.

etc.

It took me a long time to realize that now was not the time to think about this. I quickly looked around and saw that those people were still doing what they were supposed to be doing. Haha, it seemed they couldn't hear me.

The moment I heard the sound, I naturally realized that this was my golden finger, and it was a system. Haha, I was already thinking about how to defeat the Yonko Shogun and fart the Shichibukai to death. Days passed, and then I hugged countless top beauties, hahaha, my saliva actually came out.

The voice in my head came again. I wiped my saliva and made a sound unconsciously.

Only when I woke up did I realize the problem. Fortunately, no one heard me. I asked the system questions in my mind again and got an answer quickly.

I asked again if there were other functions, but got a description that they were not available yet.

I asked again for details about the prize, but the system did not reply. It just popped up a selection box in his mind.

I had no choice but to click on the lottery. I didn’t want to live this kind of miserable life that was supposed to be done by minions. I was already fucked without a portable computer to play with, and I didn’t want to continue to be fucked up like this.

What I want is to grow up to the Long Aotian level and live a harem-like life. Therefore, those who want me to suffer should all die. Of course, excluding beauties, hehe.

There is no turntable or other visible things. I just clicked and it made this sound. It seems that the prize is invisible.

I soon won some prizes. The richness of these prizes shocked my eyes, and my jaw fell to the deck as if it was dislocated, with only a centimeter or two left.

The next step was all useless. After I got the Sixth Style and the Armament Color, I first eliminated some guys on the boat, and the remaining few pirates were my subordinates to sail the boat. There are no beauties in the original book in Beihai. , it’s better to collect them and play with them to develop them.

At the same time as I got the Armament Color and the Sixth Form, there is another good thing, that is, my body has also been strengthened, so hahahaha, I am no longer afraid of it. Now I feel like I can turn over a Neptune and squirt it out. The amount of liquid can be used as urine.

Grand Line, here I come

Ahem, no, it should be, beauties, here I come

End of this chapter