The Salted Fish King in Marvel World

Nick Fury has been very tired recently. A moon-destroying monster appeared out of nowhere and clamored to destroy the earth. According to him, since these restless guys have such power, why don't they use it to protect the earth? Woolen cloth?

As one of the few people who know the truth about the universe, the black director is always mentally tense. Fortunately, he has a firm ally behind him, which finally gives him a chance to rest, and occasionally he can have sex with a few girls. .

But recently, this ally, I don’t know if it’s menopause, but every time I talk on the phone, there is always a ringing in my ears.

Impossible, this person can’t appear here, huh?wrong!Who fiddled with the timeline, and other puzzling topics.

"Hey!" With a faint sigh, Director Nick picked up the cooling coffee on the table. Just as he was about to drink it, the cell phone beside him suddenly vibrated. He curled his lips in dissatisfaction, put down the cup, and answered the phone: "Little guy Why did you remember to call me? Did you encounter something that even Coulson couldn't solve?"

Contrary to outside speculation, the top management of the United States almost acquiesced to Chen Fan's existence. On the other hand, if anyone dared to target Chen Fan, they would not face America's silence, but an unreasonable and tough attack.

There is no country that knows the truth about the world best than the United States. Not to mention the criminals with special abilities who run rampant in the country, just because of the existence of those who wander outside the world or outside the universe and look down on the earth, we cannot help them give up the truth. Anyone with this precious ability.

At the age of ten, he has SSS level combat power. Only a fool would give up on such a talent.

"Uncle Hei, let's just say I'm an insider too! Do you have any artifacts or other equipment?" Chen Fan lay on the rocking chair, his eyes filled with anticipation.

Hearing Chen Fan's words "Uncle Black", the Director's face turned even darker and he said calmly: "If you want something, just say it."

"Give me a ton of Edman alloy!" Chen Fan opened his mouth to ask for it without thinking. According to the plot he knew, this was the only thing SHIELD could come up with at the moment.

He doesn't dare to ask for things like the Infinity Stones and the Cosmic Cube, because they will involve a bunch of villain boosters at every turn.

The director's mouth twitched. God knows where this little guy heard about Edman alloy. One ton?Fortunately, this little bastard was able to ask, "What do you want Edman Alloy for?"

"Building Gundam, uh, is about forging weapons!" Chen Fan hurriedly changed the topic and said in a resentful tone: "Uncle Hei, do you think there is a superhero without weapons? You armed that bastard Peter with a black suit." Technology is at my fingertips, but I, the ace of S.H.I.E.L.D., even bought my own mobile phone. This is so unfair!"

The Director gritted his teeth and said, "Didn't I give you the mobile phone? Who said with disgust that this kind of garbage was not worthy of his status, and finally threw it away!"

"Uh, is there such a thing? Haha!" Chen Fan scratched his head in embarrassment. I mean, the mobile phones provided by SHIELD are really rubbish, and they are far inferior to the quality of the mobile phones given by Tony.

Of course, Chen Fan would never say that this gift was obtained by showing cuteness towards Little Pepper.

"Will you give me the Edman Alloy or not? I'll ask Uncle President for it!" Chen Fan was determined to arm himself. Regardless of whether the black-faced director agreed or not, he would get the Edman Alloy.

Hey, I’m so tired. The director said helplessly: “I don’t have a ton, I can only give you a hundred kilograms at most. This is all SHIELD’s inventory. If you are not satisfied, then you can ask your uncle the president for it. !”

"Okay! It's settled!" He didn't ask for a ton, but Chen Fan was still very happy. If he asked for a little a day, he could always achieve his goal.

After hanging up the phone, Chen Fan showed a thoughtful expression on his face. Now it was time to consider the style of weapon forging.

We have the materials, but we have to think carefully about what kind of weapons we can make. This will happen in the future.

Signboards, like Spider-Man's web, Captain America's shield, Iron Man's turtle shell...

If the weapon you create is too weird, you will be the one who is embarrassed!

"What is Chen Fan worried about? Can you tell the teacher?" While Chen Fan was thinking to himself, the monster teacher spoke up next to him. Under him, there was an almost identical rocking chair.

"Oh! Koro-sensei, I am considering designing a weapon. Do you have any suggestions?" Chen Fan turned his head. This monster teacher is extremely proficient in many aspects. After all, his predecessor was the king of killers.

"Weapon? Is it used to kill the teacher? In this case, I think the weapon provided by Teacher Karasuma is very suitable!" Koro-sensei had two more cups of coffee on his tentacles and handed one to Chen Fan. He drank it leisurely.

Alas, you really shouldn’t expect this tease to come up with anything...

"Eh? Isn't it used to kill teachers?" Looking at Chen Fan's idiotic expression, Koro-sensei suddenly realized that he had guessed in the wrong direction, and awkwardly rescued himself: "Then the weapons designed by Chen Fan focus on those aspect?"

"Attack? Defense? Mobility? Stealth? Or more comprehensive?"

Chen Fan thought for a while, and several styles of weapons flashed through his mind, spears?Bow and arrow?knife?sword?Shield?armor?

He shook his head. None of these weapons were suitable for him to use. If he wanted to bring out the physique of the God Killer, then the choice of weapons was an important issue. Compared with others, the bow and arrow were the most compatible with Chen Fan's power. With his power, bows and arrows are the most suitable weapons for him.

However, to be honest, Chen Fan's long-range hit rate is a flaw. Aside from his omnipotence, allowing him to attack targets ten meters away with conventional weapons, his hit rate is equivalent to winning the lottery.

"Koro-sensei is sending me to the United States. I will tell you the destination on the way. The price will be a delicious meal!" After thinking about it, Chen Fan ignored a question. If Edman Alloy is not suitable for him Weapons, no matter how much you think about them, it’s useless.

First, you need to test the compatibility of Edman alloy with yourself.

"Oh, Chen Fan is so polite!" Koro-sensei said with an embarrassed look on his face: "You must follow the specifications at noon today!"

Koro-sensei, who had tasted the taste of corruption, quickly succumbed to Chen Fan's sugar-coated bullets and was willing to take up a part-time job as a driver.

"Classmate Chen Fan, take your seats, the Koro-sensei Express is ready to take off!"

Their eyes had long been focused on the students somewhere. Seeing the teachers and students chatting happily, they couldn't stop complaining in their hearts.

"What on earth are those two guys talking about? The weird expressions on their faces make people very concerned!"

"By the way, shouldn't everyone complain about a human and a monster having such a harmonious conversation?"

"Haha! If you complain, you will lose!"

"Huh? Look, those two guys are making some noise. What are they doing? Using their tentacles to form a basket on their backs? Are they playing some weird magic trick?"

Just as the students were wondering what was happening over there, the monster teacher's voice rang.

"Students...the teacher is sending Chen Fan to the United States. Please don't be lazy when the teacher is away. If the teacher finds someone lazy when he comes back, today's homework will be tripled!"

Just as the students were saying "Mom, sell the batch", a violent gust of wind enveloped the playground. The girls lowered their skirts and glared at the boys with red faces: "Pervert, ****, H, shameless , go to hell!”

The boys' eyes widened, and their faces were filled with laughter. Is this an unexpected benefit?

Koro-sensei, you finally did something worthy of admiration!