The system wizard is the real protagonist

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It is necessary to speed up the time and skip the plot, but not now.

After all, the first time is very fresh, the second time has a sense of déjà vu, the third time you have seen everything, the fourth time you feel stupid, and the fifth time you can’t bear to look at it, this is the standard development pattern. The “devil’s vine” that Tonio now discovered "This is only the second time. The audience is not tired of it yet and there is no need to fast forward.

When Tonio's renewed life is broadcast in the main world like a live broadcast, Brestin is about to usher in his first vacation since coming to the main world.

"Father, do you have time now?" Ignoring the hostile gazes of the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, Blastin approached Dia who was doing nothing at home.

"After killing the demon emperor Mundus, I never knew what it meant to be busy with something serious." Dia also never thought about finding something serious to do. "You seem to be free here too, right? You want me to practice and let me think about what I want to teach you today."

Although this proposal is very attractive, and one lesson from my father is more valuable than fighting the so-called divine servant a thousand times, this is not Brestin’s plan today, “No, I don’t know much about most places in the main world. I'm familiar with it, so I was thinking, father, could you accompany me for a while?"

Having said that, Bresten lowered her head slightly, but her eyes looked up expectantly. With her already super good looks and this deliberate little move, the cuteness factor was perfect.

However, it was precisely because of this act of pretending to be cute that the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, who already had a bad look on their faces, were completely furious.

"You don't need Dia-sama to do this kind of thing yourself, we can just be the tour guide."

"Compared to shopping, I, Mammon, am not inferior to Dia-sama."

"If you want to taste delicious food, let me, Beluse Bubu, do it."

The seven sisters swarmed up, with the intention of forcing Brestin away.

"I said, don't be so evil-minded." It was impossible for Bresten to resist with force, and in the end it was Dia who spoke to stop him.

"Hey, hehe," the Seven Sisters of Purgatory, who had been very arrogant just now, quickly spread out and laughed.

"Forget about other children, you can kill or maim them as long as you want." Dia, who often wandered to other worlds and never had any intention of restraining her desires, had many lovers and children, but Most of them died with the passage of time. "But it's rare to find someone who is decent and whose outlook is close to that of our Spartans. If you still mess around, I'll throw you into the closet."

"Why is this happening?" The seven sisters from Purgatory hugged each other and cried out sadly.

They are essentially just Diya's weapons. Diya wants them to be turned into swords and lie in the closet, and they can't resist.

"As for pudding," after scaring her main weapon, Dia looked at Bresten, who couldn't hide her joy, "pretend to be cute and get good reviews, please continue."

"Uh" Aren't you supposed to pretend not to know at this time?

my dear father

When he was forced out of the royal capital out of righteousness, he was still a little reluctant, but after he actually came to the forest, he didn't really want to go back. After all, the wonderful other world was right in front of him, and after this mission, he also I don’t know when I will have a second chance to explore. After all, I am just an insignificant chef.

Of course, when Tonio asked his adjutant to report back to the palace alone, the excuse he gave did not fool anyone. In the following days, he spent the next few days looking for new ingredients near the royal capital under the protection of his subordinates. As for whether this is for the elf royal family's governance needs or for their own personal hobbies, does it really matter?

Unfortunately, the mission didn't go very well

"Although it's not toxic, the taste is hopeless." Faced with this fruit that was about three times as bitter as bitter melon, Tonio could only choose to give up.

"I told you a long time ago, captain." A female elf soldier wearing leather armor and a short sword hanging on her waist handed Tonio, who had no airs about his superiors at all, a pot of water mixed with nectar.

"Thank you," Tonio, who drank a large mouthful of sweet water, and the bitterness in his mouth was relieved a little, showed a helpless smile, "It's rare to come across something that is non-toxic but no one eats it, so I can't help but challenge him. If you continue searching and go back without any results, it always feels a bit disappointing.”

As mentioned before, there are certain objective reasons why "slime" and "devil's ivy" have not been considered as food sources. Some people have already tried ordinary foods that appear to be edible.

Most of the things that people think are edible are already on the market and cannot be the target of this mission; a considerable number of things that people think are not edible at all are indeed inedible no matter how they are handled; combined with the opinions of the residents of this world The scope of evaluation criteria for “food” that ignores taste needs to be further expanded.

After careful calculation, there are actually only three things that can meet the requirements of the mission assigned by Her Majesty the Queen. First, things that people subconsciously think cannot be eaten; second, things that are difficult to eat, but Tonio can eliminate the odor through the skills of a chef; third, new species that no one has ever discovered.

The world is so big, there are many such things, and we can even spoil it in advance here. Crabs, octopus, shrimps, and lobsters are among the "things that people subconsciously think cannot be eaten." But whether you can come across it depends purely on luck.

Moreover, even if some new ingredients were discovered, Tonio would not dare to tell them about them. For example, insect cuisine is likely to affect your image if you mention it; for example, mushroom cuisine, mushrooms from other worlds are often used to refine potions, and their safety needs to be verified.

All in all, Her Majesty's task seems difficult to accomplish once again.

"There's no way around it. It's not so easy to find new ingredients." The female elf soldier was quite open-minded. When she received this mission, she even felt that they wouldn't be able to find anything valuable until the cold winter came. As for things, it would be nice to have devil's ivy as a base now.

"Yes" Tonio pondered for a moment. For a moment, he wanted to lead this reconnaissance team to the location of the side mission and find the "cocoa beans" located by the God of Cooking system, but his reason soon returned and let him Give up this dangerous thought.

The main reason is that I am too weak.

The red magician who controls the flames and the silver chariot with fast swordsmanship cannot give him much sense of security. Even if there is someone to protect him, it is best to hold his life in his own hands.

"Forget it, let's set off back to the royal capital," Tonio finally gave up and told his subordinates, "It's been a hard work for you all these days. You have to take care of my pace while scouting around. When I get back, please allow me to take care of it. I would like to express my gratitude to you all.”

"The captain is the one who works hard. He spends a lot of energy preparing three delicious meals for us every day."

For the time being, the whole team is very happy, so it can be regarded as a qualified action.