Elf boy Orochimaru

Orochimaru and Dr. Omu have a harmonious discussion.

Questions about technology, questions about elves.

Orochimaru put forward his own point of view. He believed that elves are advanced or highly intelligent creatures, which are separated from the categories of ordinary animals and pets.

This was approved by Dr. Ohki.

The Doctor thinks so too.

The original intention of him and the Scientific Research Department in creating the Elf Illustrated Book was to distinguish elves from ordinary animals.

There are countless secrets in elves, which need to be explored continuously by humans.

"dinner's ready"

It wasn't until Hanako's voice came from the kitchen that the two of them stopped talking, still unfinished.

"Orochimaru, you are a rare talent."

Dr. Ohki did not hesitate to praise him and said it straightforwardly.

"Young people should not aim too high, but I look forward to you becoming a formal researcher in two years and making more contributions to the Alliance and humanity."

Orochimaru nodded slightly: "Yes, doctor, I will try my best."

Dr. Oak is very optimistic about Orochimaru.

Obviously, he didn't think that such a talent would stop being mediocre for ten years.

The two left the living room and went to the dining room of Dr. Omu's house.

“We have delicious braised pork today”

Hanako had already prepared dinner and greeted the two of them to the meal with a smile.

Looking around, I saw several plates of steaming dishes on the table, including delicious braised fish, fragrant braised pork, and nectar-like vegetable and tofu soup.

“What kind of meat is this?”

Orochimaru asked, pointing to a dish that looked like fish.

"Oh, this is herring."

Dr. Oki said with a smile.

"Why, is it strange to see food made from ordinary animals?"

"Well, a little bit."

Orochimaru nodded.

Ordinary animals, that's not something you can easily see.

As the saying goes, things are vaguely expensive. This kind of herring costs about 5,000 yuan per catty on the market.

Herring is a big fish, usually 15 to 20 pounds, which means you can buy one for 100,000 yuan.

Luxury goods for the rich.

By the way, ordinary animals can be artificially bred, but the cost is very high, because they cannot be fed with synthetic meat from X elves, as they will mutate once eaten.

For example, herring was originally an economic fish, but it is carnivorous and likes to eat snails, shrimps and other aquatic products.

Carnivores do not have corresponding aminotransferases in their bodies, so they cannot obtain amino acids from vegetarian diets and cannot synthesize the proteins required by their body organs and tissues.

So, how to artificially breed these ordinary carnivores?

Using plant amino acids as raw materials, artificial proteins are synthesized chemically.

This cost is much higher than that of elf synthetic meat. The market determines the demand. Ordinary animal meat is very expensive, so people are still willing to synthesize elf meat.

"You're welcome, eat whatever you want."

Hanako enthusiastically took Orochimaru's hand, asked him to sit down on the chair, and gave him a piece of fish.

Orochimaru picked up the chopsticks, put the fish meat into his mouth, and savored it carefully.

"How about it"

Hanako asked with hope in her eyes.

She seems to care about other people's comments about her cooking. After all, her dream is to be a housewife.

"not bad."

Orochimaru savored it for a while and nodded.

"Compared with the elves' synthetic meat, this original meat is very delicious, with a high protein content and is probably a little more delicious than human meat."

"Uh"

Hanako was quite happy when she heard Orochimaru's compliment and smiled happily.

Until I heard the next sentence

"Really, Kouchimaru, don't make such a joke."

"Haha, Orochimaru, you are quite humorous."

Dr. Oak laughed and patted Orochimaru on the shoulder.

"This metaphor, have you ever eaten human flesh? Hahahaha"

"Well, I was just joking." Orochimaru nodded.

It's not a joke.

Orochimaru actually ate human flesh.

It was during the war in the ninja world.

During the war, resources were scarce and it was easy to encounter food shortages.

What will happen to humans at this time?

Eat the flesh of enemies or companions.

It's okay to have the enemy's corpse, but if there isn't and the companions are all alive,

Then they can only kill each other.

The lesser of two evils, in comparison, although this world still has a cruel side, it is really much more peaceful than the ninja world.

Thinking of this, Orochimaru couldn't help but fall into thinking.

There is a saying in historical materialism.

Social existence determines social consciousness, and social consciousness will have a counterproductive effect on social existence.

deduction

If I had not come to this relatively peaceful world

In the ninja world, step by step, what will you become in the end?

"Xiaoshewan, I'll give you a chicken leg."

“Come and try this braised pork, it’s so delicious”

"Don't just eat meat, eat some vegetarian dishes and drink a sip of green vegetable and tofu soup."

"You are still growing. Only by combining meat and vegetables can you grow strong."

This dinner was a feast for Orochimaru.

It can be seen that in order to entertain Orochimaru, Hanako took out all the food from the bottom of the box.

Very honest and very hospitable.

It feels like I have an extra sister.

It was also the first time for Orochimaru to eat such delicious dishes.

He rarely let go of his stomach, and he ate all the vegetables Hanako gave him, bite after bite, and almost swallowed all the food on his tongue.

"This is the right thing. If I eat more, I'll do it again."

Seeing Orochimaru let go of his stomach, Hanako also had a soft smile on his face.

At this time, she suddenly thought of something and slapped her thigh.

"By the way, it's rare to have a guest. How can I not have a drink?"

""

Dr. Ohmu, who was eating well at first, almost spat out when he heard these words.

"Ahem, Hanako, I advise you not to do this." He looked inexplicably wrong and swallowed, "Well, there are still guests here."

"Uncle, just have a drink, it doesn't matter."

Hanako ignored Dr. Ohki's advice and turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

After a while, a bottle of good wine was brought out.

Shake gently, the liquid in the bottle will be clear and transparent and make a slight sound.

This is a bottle of Lao Baigan with an alcohol content of over 40.

"Hanako, you really have to do this"

The doctor looked at the bottle of Laobaigan with cold sweat on his face.

"Don't worry, uncle, just have a drink."

Hanako waved her hand indifferently, opened the wine bottle, poured herself a glass with a splash, and the water glass rang softly as the transparent liquid flowed.

""

Seeing this scene, the doctor sighed.

"According to the law, you should be able to drink when you are twenty years old." Orochimaru said from the side.

"Of course I know." Dr. Omu's face was slightly bitter, and he quietly pulled him over, "Didn't I just tell you why Hanako couldn't get married?"

"Well, why"

"You'll find out soon."

"Oh."

In fact, Orochimaru really had no interest in this matter.

He only cares about what he is willing to care about. The matter about Hanako has always been a topic initiated by the doctor.

However, Orochimaru soon understood why the doctor said that Hanako could not marry.

"Ehehehe, Ehehehe, Ehehehe"

"The great river flows eastward, and the Rayquaza in the sky joins the Beidou."

"The cool moonlight makes a river of longing for you, turns into spring mud to protect me, and the shallow years fill my lover's sleeves."

"Tonight is too long, my buttocks are itching, and I am thinner and yellower than a withered leaf."

""

""

Looking at Hanako who was drunk and going crazy everywhere, Orochimaru had no expression on his face.

"Now you should understand why Hanako can't get married."

The doctor sighed and shook his head helplessly.

"Every time she goes on a blind date, as soon as she drinks, she will act like this and scare away all the people she's dating."

"Then you can ask her not to drink."

"No, she also likes to drink. She won't feel well if she doesn't drink for a day."

"Oh fine."

Hanako's drunken behavior continues.

After singing a few songs, she ran to Orochimaru again.

"Hiccup~"

After a drunken burp, Hanako stretched out her right hand and pinched Orochimaru's face.

"Hiccup~ Kouchimaru, don't keep a straight face all day long, hiccup~ If you always have a paralyzed face like this, no girl will like you."

""

"Come on, relax, smile more, burp~expand your facial muscles"

""

"Really, you kid, hiccup~ Why don't you listen to my advice? It's no longer fashionable to pretend to be cold now, hiccup~ You have to understand that warm men are popular now, and warm men must be able to care about girls and coax girls to hiccup. ~Girls are all creatures with incredible barriers~. If you don’t coax her, she will run away and find a new boyfriend. If you are always like this, you will be orphaned.”

""

"Hehe, hiccup~ Speaking of which, Xiaoshimaru, your face is so smooth and soft."

Hanako pinched Orochimaru's face, treating it like a toy, kneading and rubbing it, rounding and flattening it in various ways.

The smell of alcohol hit her face, and the beautiful woman's face was extremely red.

Orochimaru remained expressionless from beginning to end.

The contrast between this woman's front and back is too great

She acted very gentle before, Orochimaru was still saying that she was like a "big sister", but after a while, her "true true colors were revealed".

Even for someone like Orochimaru, even though there was no expression on his face, he still couldn't help but be surprised in his heart.

Fortunately, Hanako's drunken behavior lasted for about a quarter of an hour and then stopped.

"Hulu hulu zzz~"

Probably because she was tired, she lay down on the table and fell asleep.

The doctor on the side wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, then breathed a sigh of relief and sighed again.

"I'm really worried. She's always like this. When will she get married? Twenty years old is not too young anymore. It will take a few more years."

In this world, people become adults at the age of ten and get married at the age of sixteen.

Sixteen years old is not an early marriage. Under the potential threat of elves, humans need to expand their population.

The Elf Alliance even implemented a "family planning" policy.

A family must have more than two children.

The more children you have, the better the benefits. If you only have one child or no children, you will be fined a large amount of money.

Twenty years old is indeed not a young age, and can be regarded as an older leftover woman. Generally, women will get married earlier and raise the next generation.

Moreover, in terms of education, the alliance also encourages having children.

I heard from Dr. Oki that Hanako’s wish to be a “housewife” was instilled in her by her teacher when she was in elementary school.

Hanako actually doesn't care whether he is willing to marry her or not. She doesn't necessarily need a "Prince Charming". She just wants a few children.

"You can use in vitro fertilization." Orochimaru suggested again.