Old Man Hu said: "Okay, hurry up and find three sets of clean clothes. Then boil a pot of hot water."

The man nervously wiped the sweat from his head and said, "There is still some hot water from cooking just now. Sir, you can use it first."

"That's right. I'll take a shower first. The food needs to be cooked quickly, otherwise it won't taste good."

The man nodded repeatedly and said, "I will definitely satisfy you."

After a while, the lady came up with a basin of cabbage and a barrel of rice, put the things on the table, couldn't bear to look at the fainted little baby next to Xue Yue, wiped her tears and went out.

Li Hao slapped the table and shouted, "Why is it that it's all cabbage? If you want to eat roast chicken, why don't you get it quickly?"

At this time, the man brought several sets of clean clothes and came over with a jar of wine. He quickly said: "Masters, wait a moment. The chickens haven't been slaughtered yet. I'll catch them now. They'll be ready soon."

Li Hao shouted: "Why haven't you slaughtered it yet? You need to hurry up. Don't you want to live?"

The man hurriedly said: "Master, wait a moment, I will kill you now."

Li Hao held up the thick cloth clothes sewn with patches and said, "Why are these clothes so worn? Can they be worn? I want to fool your uncle."

The man who was catching chickens ran over and bowed repeatedly: "Masters, please forgive me. My family is poor and all I have is these clothes."

Li Hao shook his head and said: "Forget it, just hurry up and do your thing. It's bad luck. Wearing such tattered clothes will not disgrace the uncle. When we go back to the town, we can buy two clean ones." clothing."

Xue Yue'er wanted to pack rice, but Li Hao winked. Xue Yue'er stopped, calmed their tone, and shouted: "Bring out any other delicious food, as long as the gentlemen can eat it." If you feel comfortable, nothing will happen to you. Otherwise, you know"

The man nodded repeatedly and said: "Of course, as long as the little one has something, the little one will never dare to hide it."

The woman brought another large bowl of scrambled eggs, and Li Hao shouted: "Wait a minute, put two bowls of rice on the table for the gentlemen first."

The woman said: "Don't you guys drink?"

Li Hao glared at her and said, "Why are you drinking so much that you don't see that the uncle is injured?"

The woman said in fear: "Yes, we fools in the countryside don't know this, sir, don't blame me."

He packed two bowls of rice for Li Hao and Xue Yue'er. Before leaving, he looked at his child and whispered: "Uncle, is my baby okay?"

Li Hao shouted: "It's okay now. If the uncle becomes unhappy after eating, something will happen."

The woman quickly said: "Yes, I will definitely try my best to cook more good dishes for you."

At this time, the man said: "Madam, you are so good at cooking. Make more tricks. You must follow the wishes of the gentlemen. I will go catch some fish."

Li Hao shouted: "Do you want to report the news? I have made the elders angry and will kill you all."

The man held a fishing net and waved his hands repeatedly: "How dare you, young man? I saw that there was really nothing good to eat at home, and I was afraid that the elders would be unhappy, so I went to get some fish for the elders to try."

Li Hao said: "Then you go quickly, don't keep us waiting impatiently. Oh, if I had known you wouldn't have anything to eat here, I would have hunted pheasants and wild deer on the road."

The man said: "My uncle is very skilled in martial arts. He can hunt a few deers and so on. I'm going to catch fish for you now. If I, a stupid lady like you, have not treated me well, please let me know." Forgive me for a moment or two.”

Li Hao said impatiently: "It's better to catch your fish quickly."

The man carried a fishing net and ran out quickly.

Old Man Hu was now clean and wearing the green patched clothes given by Li Hao. He shook his fat head and said: "It's really unlucky. Today is already unlucky enough, and I am asked to wear such bad clothes. "Suddenly shouted loudly: "Why isn't this fat chicken ready yet?"

The woman in the kitchen replied in panic: "Come on, come on, gentlemen, wait a moment."

Sure enough, after a while, the woman brought a pot of fried shredded pork with red pepper. The aroma of the vegetables was fragrant. Old Man Hu nodded and said: "This is pretty much it. Let's go cook some more dishes."

The woman took a breath, wiped the sweat from her forehead with her sleeves, and said, "Masters, wait a moment, we'll be here soon."

Although they were all cabbage, radishes, chicken, eggs, peanuts, etc., the woman had a full table.Old Man Hu was so happy with the meal that he shouted, "That's right. Let's get some more delicious food. The old men will be happy. Not only will they not kill anyone, but they will also give you money."

The woman lowered her head and looked at her baby and said, "As long as you are happy and spare our lives, how dare you ask for money?"

Old Man Hu shouted again: "When the uncle is happy, he can give it to him if he wants to. If he is unhappy, he can kill him if he wants to. Why don't you hurry up and cook the food if you can't do it?"

The old woman didn't dare to stay any longer and ran out in a hurry.

At this time, the man shouted from a distance outside the door: "Master, this fish has been caught."

The man ran back sweating profusely, and indeed there were several big fish in the fishing net.

Old Man Hu said happily: "That's right, hurry up and burn it. You kid still has an appetite for me. I really want to accept you as my younger brother. But you don't know any martial arts, so you won't be killed by others accidentally." .Forget it, let me give you some money. Also, we are here to kill you today. If you dare to reveal anything, I will come back and kill you to death. "

As he spoke, Old Man Hu took out a large ingot of silver from his arms, more than ten taels of silver, and threw it into the yard. He said, "By the way, I'll give your baby a medical check. It's weird. It's not good to be frightened."

The man picked up the silver, thanked him profusely, and went to kill fish and cook vegetables.

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao had eaten enough. After taking a bath, they put on the man's patched clothes and left with their full bellies.

"Well done, gentlemen."

When the three of them walked away, the man bit the silver in his hand and said happily: "Huh, I finally left. I didn't expect that this is real money. Now we have made so much money that I'm exhausted. Madam, please help me drag it." Beat the back.”

On the way, Old Man Hu suddenly laughed and said: "I didn't expect that this country man is really interesting. Let him just be a farmer. He is really overqualified. If he is like that, he has to be a little brother for others. He is guaranteed to be popular and rich. .”

Xue Yue'er smiled and said: "Old man, you are too bad to learn anything. You imitated other gangsters and scared the little sister to the point of peeing."

Old Man Hu said awkwardly: "Mistake, I didn't expect that little baby to be so unscared. Isn't this just to pretend to be more like him?"

Li Hao laughed enough on the side and said: "So, what identity should we use now to go to the town?"

Old Man Hu looked around and said, "Let's go change clothes now, and you can pretend to be a little girl again."

Xue Yue'er clapped her hands and said with a smile: "That's very good."

Li Hao scratched his scalp in embarrassment and said with a wry smile: "Let's forget it."

Xue Yue'er smiled and said, "I've been pretending to be a man for so long, and I'm exhausted. It's time for you to pretend to be a woman."

Li Hao smiled bitterly and said, "Okay then."

The three of them chose a remote place, and after only a dozen breaths of time, they came out.

By that time, they had all turned into women, and even Old Man Hu had dressed up as an old, fat-bellied mother-in-law.

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao couldn't help but laugh. Li Hao pointed at Old Man Hu and said with a smile: "Old man, it's much cuter if you pretend to be your mother-in-law, so you can't go to a restaurant to drink without restraint."

Old Man Hu slapped Li Hao with his fat hand and knocked him dizzy, "Boy, you have become more and more lawless recently."

Li Hao rubbed his sore head, imitated Xue Yuer's signature move, stuck out his tongue, and said, "Actually, it's a good way to call her. It's very kind."

Old Man Hu said: "Listen, from now on you will call me Granny Wang, and you must be more respectful."

Li Hao smiled and said: "Yes, old lady"

After shouting the word "老" a little louder, Old Man Hu raised his fat hand to strike again, but Li Hao slipped away early.

Xue Yue'er looked at the knife in her hand and asked: "What to do with these swords? It's a pity to lose them, but it's troublesome to keep them."

Old Man Hu said: "Put it away first, and then go to the street first."

The three of them were armed with swords and dressed like figures in the world, so they naturally let go and ran quickly.When they got to the town, they bought three more tall horses and galloped away.

Just when they arrived at the city gate, Xue Yue'er suddenly trembled, and Li Hao asked in a strange voice: "What's wrong?"

Xue Yue'er said: "I saw my family members over there."

Old Man Hu poked his head over and asked, "Which one?"

Xue Yue'er pointed out the man to Old Man Hu, and then said in his ear: "Grandpa Hu, go tell them and let them go back, okay?"

Old Man Hu nodded and agreed.After a while, Xue Yue'er leaned close to him again and whispered: "Wait, let them bring a letter back."

When they arrived at an inn, the three of them posted their horses. Xue Yue'er and Li Hao went back to their room to write letters home. Old Hu, a fat old woman, was still sitting in the restaurant drinking.He was particularly eye-catching in a restaurant where almost all men were around, all staring at him.Old Man Hu glanced at him fiercely, and most of the people were so frightened that they continued to eat their food and drinks, while only a few people continued to look at him.

After a few sticks of incense, Old Man Hu had already eaten a large pot of wine and a lot of fat chicken and meat, before Xue Yue'er and Li Hao came over with the Feng family letter.

Old Man Hu said: "Two little kids, please bring the swords over."

Li Hao and Xue Yue'er handed him the sword wrapped with a strip of cloth on the back. Old Man Hu burped, took the sword and letter and went out.

Li Hao and Xue Yue'er sat at the table and ordered some more dishes to eat and drink.After just one stick of incense, Old Man Hu left and came back again, his hands already empty.

Old Man Hu nodded to Xue Yue'er and continued eating and drinking.

Xue Yue'er stuck out her tongue and said in surprise: "Grandma Wang, you've eaten so much, aren't you afraid that you'll be full?"

Old Man Hu said: "How can you live up to your stomach if you don't eat enough?"

Li Hao just smiled and ate honestly. Now she was pretending to be an ordinary woman in the world, so she couldn't be too showy.

"Have you heard about the recent trap three demons? They only designed some traps to hunt wild beasts, but they injured the third and fourth of the Cangmen Four Tigers."

Next to Li Hao and the others, a table of men from all walks of life were talking nonsense while enjoying the wine.

"Brother Shi, your news is out of date. Erhu has now released a black list, offering a reward of 30 taels of silver for the heads of the three of them. I also heard that the three trap demons are also proficient in the art of disguise. Then The old man is a top light kung fu master, even the Four Tigers can't catch up with him."

The guy called Shi Di said unconvinced: "Isn't this just to test you? Then Brother Jiang, do you know why they chased them all the way? When Scarface Tiger met them, the three demons were there again." What are you doing?"

The square-faced man named Jiang said disdainfully: "I don't know yet. Those two little demons have two precious knives for cutting gold and jade. When they met them, they were dressed as pharmacists. They must be looking for something." Rare medicinal materials, if we want to find them in the future, we have to go to the deep mountains and swamps to try our luck."

The sharp-faced man named Shi shook his head and said: "Brother Jiang, do you want to die? Do you think you are better than the Four Tigers of Cangmen?"

The man surnamed Jiang said: "I only convey information and do not hunt them. There must be no danger."

The person named Shi said: "I'm afraid that Brother Jiang will be killed by their trap once he reaches that place, and there will be no time to report the news."

At this time, a man with a black face said: "Your information is out of date. According to the latest news, the three demons have killed the boss, fourth and sixth of Lanzhou Liuyi, and only three of them escaped by chance. come out."

People named Shi and Hong asked at the same time: "Really, are they really that powerful?"

The black-faced man said: "Are you trying to lie to you again? The strange thing is that after Sanyi escaped, there was no trace."

The man named Shi said: "Don't worry about those Sanyi, Brother Li, please tell us how they were killed."

At this time, other people in the world stopped making noise and pricked up their ears, ready to listen to him reveal the news.The black-faced man named Li said: "This is the news from the eight brothers in Huangzhou."

The one with the last name Shi asked: "Are they the Eight Snakes of Huangzhou?"

The man surnamed Jiang said: "Brother Shi, you have to be careful. If they hear you, I'm afraid it will be hard for you."

The last name was Shi nodded and said no more words.

The black-faced man surnamed Li continued: "When these eight brothers from Huangzhou received help from Sanyi from Lanzhou, they naturally immediately rushed to the top of the mountain to avenge them. But they never thought, hehe."

The man surnamed Jiang asked: "What's wrong?"

"First, we followed their footsteps and found the two traps where they were hunted. Darling, that scene was really not comparable to ordinary traps, but was specially set up to wait for them to take the bait. No wonder they have attendants. No more fear.”

"I saw that the scene was full of arrows, and the ground was covered with blood. Someone must have been injured in both places. Especially in the second place, the situation was even more horrific."

The thin man named Shi couldn't help but asked: "What a cruel method."

The black-faced man said: "If your friends in the world come after you for money, what will you do if you kill them?"

"Just kill them. Do you want me to help them collect the bodies?"

The black-faced man smiled and said: "By the way, everyone will think, just kill him, why bother so much. Then do you know how the three demons treated the dead Sanyi? They were pierced by arrows. It was miserable. , the three demons didn't let them go, they chopped off their heads, and put a few footprints on their faces, hey, do you know what those footprints look like?"

The man surnamed Jiang and the man surnamed Shi urged: "Brother Li, go on and tell me, what do those footprints look like?"

The black-faced man shook his head and said: "You will never expect that the footprints are actually those of a little baby, only five inches long."

The man surnamed Jiang said: "What's strange about this? I heard from the Four Tigers that the two demons were originally two little kids, only led by an old ghost with a gray beard."

The black-faced man said: "Have you ever seen a teenage kid kill someone? And he's so ruthless. He won't let go, beheads them, and then steps on a few bloody feet to try to kill them." people protested.”

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