Li Hao shook his head and said: "How is it possible? They think that we have gone far away from other roads. How could we do such a boring thing?"

Old Man Hu laughed evilly and said, "Because that's what Fatty said!"

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao glared at Old Man Hu angrily, muttering curses, wishing they could catch this fat, hateful old man and beat him up.The two of them had severe headaches and walked back and forth with their heads lowered, thinking hard about how to escape.

Xue Yue'er suddenly said: "The people they want to arrest should be two men. Li Hao, this time we both dress up as women, won't it be easier to get rid of them?"

Li Hao said coyly: "I'm afraid this is not good, right?"

Xue Yue'er grabbed his hand and said, "Haha, sister has been pretending to be a man for so long. It's your turn to pretend to be a woman this time. Come on, I'll help you dress up."

Old Man Hu smiled and nodded, "That's a good idea. If you escape this time, fat man, I will spare you for a while and let you relax so that you don't have to worry about it all day. But if you don't care, you still have to learn from me." The kung fu I teach you will be as good as yours!"

Xue Yue'er turned around and said, "Don't lie about what Grandpa Hu said! If we escape under their noses this time, you have to let us play for a few months before talking about it."

Old Man Hu shook his head and said: "That won't work. I'll let you feel comfortable for a month at most! From now on, you'll have to play more thrilling games!"

Li Hao sighed bitterly: "Oh, poor me, how could I meet such an unscrupulous ancestor! He doesn't even want to be my master! No, he doesn't want to be my apprentice either!"

"Go back quickly, I have to rush to the city for lunch!"

Old Man Hu pretended not to hear and kept urging.

When the time for three sticks of incense passed, a tall, delicate country girl with a rectangular face slowly walked over from the other end of the stone forest. She was still dressed as a pharmacist, holding a woman who was a little shorter than her with her white hands. , with a thin dark face, a slight girlish blush, and two horns on his head, he walked over shyly.

"Junior sister, you can't walk like that, you have to learn from me!" The tall woman twisted her waist and hips, took small steps, and walked in a twisted line.

"Senior sister, this is not good, it's too difficult to leave!" The little sister looked reluctant, and her voice was a bit crisp.

"Little baby, you have to learn from your senior sister, haha!" Old Man Hu couldn't help but feel happy when he saw Li Hao's embarrassment.

After practicing for a while, the little sister's face was covered with sweat. The elder sister took out a handkerchief and gently wiped it clean for her. At the same time, she said with a smile: "By the way, you have to do this gentler movement too." "Xuexue, sister is tired too, please help her wipe it!"

The little sister argued: "There's no need to learn this. I'll learn from the more aggressive women, like you and Xishan Yun before. That would be so fun!"

Old Man Hu laughed loudly and said: "No, my little sister has to learn to be gentle this time! If you can't learn to be a girl, you will be savage."

Xue Yue'er smiled and said: "Junior sister, you have to be more obedient and gentle, so that you won't be prone to flaws."

"Okay, senior sister." The little sister lowered her head in embarrassment, imitating her elder sister's example, and gently wiped Xue Yue'er's sweat, "Senior sister, when we go down the mountain later, please hold me a little longer. This step is not serious. It’s not easy to walk.”

Xue Yuer's smile was as bright as a flower. She touched her horns delicately and tenderly and said, "Okay, good junior sister, senior sister will take care of you."

Old Man Hu led the two of them down the mountain. At first he was walking with his chest upright, but then he suddenly bowed down and returned to the hunchbacked pharmacist look before.

The little sister was very nervous and held her sister's hand tighter, with a lot of sweat on her palms.Her senior sister also held her hand tighter, nodded and smiled at her to show encouragement.The little sister straightened her chest and slowly followed her senior sister.

"Stop! What are you doing?"

Suddenly, several strong men wearing black samurai uniforms appeared in front of them and blocked the exit of the small mountain road.

The hunchbacked old pharmacist said tremblingly: "We masters and disciples are just collecting herbs on this mountain. We don't have any money on us. We have asked some great kings to give us a free hand."

"A medicine collector?" A fierce-looking, fat man looked at the two medicine boys behind him. Without even looking at the hunchbacked old man with a white beard, he walked up to them and stood in front of them. In the medicine basket behind him, he casually grabbed a medicinal herb and asked, "What kind of herb is this? What is it used for?"

Before the tall senior sister could speak, the little sister boldly replied in a low voice: "Brother, this is a herb to treat colds and colds. It is often used."

"Oh, really?" The man with a fierce face threw the grass back into the tall woman's medicine basket, touched her face, and said with an evil smile: "Such a delicate little medicine boy is really pleasing to the eye. ! Follow my brother, okay?"

The tall woman reached out and slapped the strong man's hand away. She frowned slightly and was about to get angry. The little sister quickly stood in front of her and said in a sharp voice: "I want to play with my senior sister. We can't let him." Senior sister, go with you!"

The big man and their companions laughed loudly, and the fierce man said: "Then the little sister and your senior sister can go with the brother!"

The hunchbacked old man turned around tremblingly, grabbed the strong man's arm with a fierce face, and begged: "Your Majesty, my disciple is still young, please let her go."

The fierce-faced man flicked his backhand, causing the white-haired old pharmacist to stagger back a few steps and fall to the ground.

The tall senior sister hurriedly ran over to help her master, but was stopped by the fierce-faced man with his hand.Her almond-shaped eyes widened and she was about to take action when her junior sister came over, grabbed the fierce-faced man's hand and shook it, shouting: "Brother, look, your silver fell to the ground."

The fierce-faced man looked at the ground. Sure enough, he didn't know when. Several pieces of silver and many copper coins fell on the ground. The fierce-faced man touched his arms and found that they were empty. He quickly squatted down to pick up the coins.

The other men touched their bodies uneasily and shouted, "Hey, why did I lose my money too?"

"This is obviously the money I lost, so why does it belong to you? Don't mess around!" the fierce-faced man yelled angrily.

"Brother Bao, I really lost my money. I only get back the amount I lost!" Another man argued, while his men kept picking up the money.

The fierce-faced man pushed away his friend who was trying to grab the money and said, "Let me pick it up first. Make sure it's extra, and it's yours!"

Taking advantage of the commotion among them, the three of them quickly ran away carrying the medicine baskets on their backs.

The other two men who originally wanted to steal the money saw the three people running away and quickly reminded them: "Brother Bao, those three guys ran away!"

"Just run away. It's not the person the master is looking for anyway! Oh, no, why did you let that beautiful little girl run away?" The fierce-faced man grabbed a few pieces of silver, stuffed it into his arms and wanted to chase her.There were only some scattered copper coins left on the ground.

Another man who also lost money naturally couldn't let him run away, so he grabbed him and said: "Brother Bao, you can't swallow all my money. Don't even think about leaving! Brothers, I am There are four taels of silver and sixty copper coins. Brothers, you see there is not even one tael of silver on the ground! You have to judge me, but you can't let Brother Bao take my money!"

"Brother Bao, you'd better take the money

Give it back to him. "The others advised.

The three pharmacists and medicine boys took advantage of the chaos and ran away long ago.

The tall senior sister said: "Finally we got rid of these gangsters!"

As soon as they were out of sight, the three of them threw away Qing Gong and ran away.

The little sister ran and said, "Sister Yue'er, I told you not to act so pretty, but you just don't believe me. Now you're going to get into trouble!"

The tall woman said: "Li Hao, you said pretending to be a beautiful man will get you into trouble, but pretending to be a beautiful woman is even more troublesome! Oh, it's really terrible! You should go to the city and change your appearance."

The hunchbacked old pharmacist straightened up again and said with a smile: "Who told you to dress up as a beautiful and handsome one? Now you know you're in trouble! Since the two dolls have been dressed up, you can't use the previous ones. Address me so as not to expose any flaws.”

Li Hao, who was pretending to be a little sister, said, "Then why are you back to your old self?"

Old Man Hu said: "Hey, that's because they want to arrest you two, not Fatty me!"

Xue Yue'er pouted and said unhappily: "The old man is a scumbag! He regretted what he just promised so quickly!"

Old Man Hu scratched his head and said, "Well, let's just pretend to be a medical boy next time."

Li Hao said: "Can I stop pretending to be this little sister?"

Xue Yue'er and Old Man Hu said in unison: "No! Haha..."

Li Hao said with a dark face, "Just pretend, this time I have to pretend to be a wild girl!"

Xue Yue'er smiled and said: "You have only been good for a few hours, how can you turn wild? From now on, you have to obey your sister's words."

Old Man Hu laughed loudly and said, "It's better to be good!"

"No, I won't act like a good girl this time. If you want to suffocate me, there's no way!"

The three of them used Qinggong all the way and did not go back to the previous manor to retrieve the horses, so as not to be discovered by the people waiting there.After rushing back to the previous intersection, they saw many pedestrians on the road, so the three of them stopped and walked slowly in the direction they wanted to go yesterday.

After walking for a while, a carriage happened to pass by. The three of them rented it and were on their way, taking a good rest.

As the carriage drove into the city, Li Hao and Xue Yue'er saw that their portraits were also posted on the reward announcement list beside the gate of this big city, together with the flower-picking thieves and the gangster thieves.

Li Hao smiled bitterly, walked out of the crowd, and whispered: "I didn't expect that little sister, I would be famous now!"

Xue Yue'er smiled sweetly, pulled Li Hao and left: "It's a good thing for junior sister to be famous!"

Old Man Hu leaned over and said, "Then do you two want to be more famous? If you do another big event, I guarantee that you two will become famous in the world!"

Xue Yue'er and Li Hao quickly waved their hands and said, "No!"

Old Man Hu chuckled and said, "I'm afraid that after one month, I won't be able to help you anymore. Just enjoy this rare free and happy time now."

Old Man Hu inquired about the location of the most famous restaurant in the city, leisurely sat back in the carriage and headed towards the restaurant.

As soon as he arrived at the restaurant, Old Man Hu rushed into the shop and shouted for good wine and good food. Naturally, the little sister Li Hao paid for the carriage fare.

During the dinner, Old Man Hu naturally ate and drank a lot. Li Hao said: "Senior sister, let's go to the mountains tomorrow. We don't want to be famous, but we must be tall and comely."

Xue Yue'er nodded and said: "I really hope junior sister can realize her dream as soon as possible! This time, let's bring more condiments and buy some things to keep out the cold. The weather is getting colder slowly, and time is really passing by. That’s a little fast!”

Speaking of the latter part, Xue Yue'er stopped using her chopsticks and looked out the window in a leisurely trance.

Li Hao also stopped his chopsticks, sighed leisurely, and said, "Senior sister, are you homesick? Little sister, I am homesick too. I really want to tell them our current news."

Old Man Hu said: "This is not simple. Just write two letters home and throw them at the inn. That's it."

Xue Yue'er pulled Li Hao and said, "Junior sister, let's go write a letter home right now!"

Li Hao lowered his head in embarrassment, "Senior sister, can you also write me a letter? I know too few characters and I can't write!"

Xue Yue'er laughed loudly and said: "It's all about me. Although I can write, my handwriting is not very beautiful. Because of this, my family makes fun of me a lot. You can't make fun of me. If you make fun of me, I will I won’t write to you anymore!”

Li Hao was overjoyed and said: "Just write it for me, how dare you make fun of senior sister again!"

Li Hao and Xue Yue'er went to the shopkeeper's place to borrow pen and paper and went back to their room to write letters home.Li Hao lay on the table and watched Xue Yue'er slowly write the letter home one stroke at a time. The writing was a little more straight than his, but it was also crooked.

Li Hao looked really bored and said with a smile: "Senior sister, your words are like chicken feet!"

Xue Yue'er's face was slightly red and she said angrily: "I promised not to make fun of senior sister, why are you making fun of me again? I won't write to you later!"

Li Hao smiled and said, "Then I'm dead!"

Xue Yue'er smiled and said: "It's good to know, just watch from the side obediently, but don't talk nonsense anymore!"

Xue Yue'er squeezed the brush tightly and slowly drew crooked characters on the white paper. She glanced at Li Hao secretly and continued to draw. It took two sticks of incense to finish writing. Three pieces of paper, but only about two to three hundred words.

"Five words 310!" Li Hao said after Xue Yue'er finished drawing the last word of her name at the end of the letter.

Xue Yue'er asked him strangely: "Didn't you say you don't know a few words? How come you can count?"

Li Hao said with a smile: "I often encounter these numbers in restaurants, so among the words I know, these are the numbers at most."

Xue Yue'er laughed loudly and said: "That's it! Who do you want to write to? You read it and I will write it to you."

Li Hao opened his mouth and said what he wanted to say to Sanniu and the shopkeeper these days.Xue Yue'er quickly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop! Senior sister, I can't finish writing! You read slowly, and when I say yes, you read the next sentence."

Li Hao had no choice but to go back to the first sentence where Xue Yue'er left off. After a while, he sighed and said: "Senior sister, can you hurry up? The words are stuck in my throat, but I don't feel comfortable at all! With Ka It’s like picking up a fishbone, and I always forget which part I’m talking about, it’s so uncomfortable!”

Xue Yue'er threw away the pen in her hand, wiped the sweat on her head with her sleeve, and said angrily: "You do it by yourself? I'm exhausted. You just don't fan me to wipe the sweat. It's like urging me to write. Write. These few words are simply more tiring than me practicing the sword for several hours!"

"Senior sister, just help me, please!" Li Hao quickly smiled and grabbed the handkerchief Xue Yuer gave her earlier. He first gently wiped away her sweat and then fanned her.

Xue Yue'er smiled with satisfaction and said: "That's pretty much it!"

After spending another three sticks of incense, Li Hao hadn't finished speaking. Xue Yue'er became impatient, threw down her pen angrily and said, "Are you done yet? Do you think you are talking about family matters?"

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