After all, he was a third-grade military attache. Although he was not in charge of much, he was four levels higher than the seventh-grade Sesame Officer. He was able to overwhelm him and dare not take a breath, let alone punish the offending guards, even if it was to ask the county magistrate to send someone to secretly After Zhao Laosan was silenced, this incident was not surprising.

It's just that those young guards who turned back, probably the entourage brought by a certain big shot and temporarily sent to monitor the city gate, unexpectedly broke into the county government post station without reporting it to the county magistrate afterwards.The noble young man, who was as naked as a pink-faced girl, was happily surrounded by several beautiful orioles, hugging each other from left to right, and in a state of lustful confusion, Hu Tianjiu's beautiful scene was destroyed by them in an instant. .

The angry-faced young man propped himself up on the bed and suddenly flew into a rage. He directly ordered his subordinates to pull him down and kill him, which naturally frightened the group of scantily clad Yingyans into screaming.

However, when he heard that the guards who had fled back to the city were being dragged away by servants, and shouting at the top of their lungs, "The thieves are coming," the pink-faced young man was so frightened that he lost his mind. He dared to delay even the slightest bit, and arrested something. He jumped out of bed before putting on his robe, half-tied his shoes, and hurriedly escaped from the county office with several attendants, regardless of whether the intruding thief was a real master.Because when the time comes for a real master to stab him, it is absolutely impossible for some of the idiot-like attendants around him to stop him.

Thinking about it, he was almost frightened. This kind of thing didn't happen to him once or twice.

However, despite the fact that he had too few clothes, he fled in a hurry. One of his guards grabbed a thicker and gorgeous silk shirt and wrapped it around him as fast as lightning. Another guard had already taken a divine horse. The extraordinary thousand-mile horse waited for him to mount the horse. Without saying hello to the county magistrate, several people rushed out of the county office in a hurry and headed north.

When a fat and rosy-faced county magistrate received a message from the government servant waiting in front of the door, although he didn't understand what happened for the time being, he could imagine the past of the noble prince who arrived today and the embarrassing situation when they left without saying goodbye. His face turned pale with fright, as if he was missing a few clothes, and he was trembling in the room.

After being stunned for a long time, the county magistrate came back to his senses. He knew that it was a blessing or not a curse, and it was probably useless to hide. He immediately shouted at the top of his voice to the Yamen servant who reported the news: "Why are you still stunned? Hurry up and find out what happened." Condition"

"Yes, little one, let's go right away"

The yamen servant who reported the news turned around in fear, crawled out of the magistrate's luxurious study room, and bravely went to investigate the news.

As soon as the messenger turned around, the county magistrate slumped down on his chair with all his strength, and kept praying in his heart: The injustice has its owner, the debt has its owner, this matter has nothing to do with the officer, so what might happen? When the strong thief hears the news and knows that the noble young master has escaped, he will naturally pursue him instead of causing trouble for himself.

Suddenly, he felt that it might not be reliable. His Yintang might be a little dark at this time, which was very unlucky. The more he looked at it in front of a bronze mirror that was usually formal, the more frightened he became. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that the black air was lingering on his Yintang. , there will really be a bloody disaster.

So, he felt that he had to find some way to ward off evil spirits. At this time, it was naturally too late to find a Taoist priest or something. He quickly wiped his hands in the ink pad cinnabar box on the desk, imitated the movements of the warlocks in drawing talisman, and drew on his forehead There was a crooked red mark on it, and I didn’t know what it looked like.

The cinnabar red seal is so large that it almost occupies the entire forehead, and the lower end is already close to the bridge of the nose. It is as funny as you want. At first glance, it looks like the legendary Taoist priests and other people who suppress demons and evil spirits, or they pretend to be gods and ghosts to suppress the yin energy of zombies. What kind of talisman paper is used.

The guard officer walked on foot, heading to the county government office at a slow pace. Behind him was a group of dejected guards guarding the city gate, and behind him was a large group of people. The scene was huge. Several cross-dressers came to inquire about the news. The yamen servant immediately understood the ins and outs of the news.

I heard that only high-ranking officials who were incognito came to the city, and they happened to catch Zhao Laosan and his gang who were in bad luck. At this time, they were sent to the county government for punishment. This should not have anything to do with him and others.The government officials who came to inquire about the news breathed a sigh of relief and immediately sent the news to the county government so that the county magistrate could have a countermeasure.

In the end, it was the same government official who reported the news before who was responsible for delivering the news to the county magistrate.

"grown ups"

The yamen servant reported, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw the county magistrate wearing a green and gorgeous official uniform. On his fair and fat face, a cinnabar seal suddenly appeared on his forehead. The yamen servant who reported the news was shocked, thinking that it was because he had gone out. , the county magistrate suddenly found a Taoist master to draw talismans to ward off evil spirits.The yamen servant immediately looked into the study room strangely. There were a lot of bookshelves in the quaint and elegant study room, but there was another person somewhere.

"Let's find out if you understand what's going on."

When the county magistrate heard his footsteps, he looked extremely nervous. He stared anxiously at the approaching yamen servant and asked this question, which drew the yamen servant's eyes back.

The yamen servant suddenly seemed to understand something. He was excited, but with a half-smile on his face, he pretended to be calm and said: "It was Zhao Laosan and the others who molested a woman when they were guarding the city gate, and happened to offend the high official who was visiting incognito." , and offended them with his words, and what was even more ridiculous was that they actually falsely accused them of being thieves who robbed homes and houses, so the nobleman was furious, sentenced them to a felony, and was taking them to the county government at this time."

The county magistrate's expression was slightly relaxed, but his anxiety was not reduced. He suddenly became more majestic and asked, "Do you understand? What is the rank of the visiting lord? Is he the senior official of that noble young master?"

"The younger one doesn't know yet. He's just anxious to spread the news. Qian Mazi and the others are still snooping among the crowd."

The yamen servant shook his head. He came here in a hurry to inquire, and only asked a general question. At this time, he hurried back to report the news, but he did not know the specific details.

The county magistrate nodded, praised a few words, and dismissed the yamen officer. When he was getting dressed, he suddenly noticed the rough red mark on his forehead. Remembering that the yamen officer had just seen it clearly, he was afraid that it would be known to everyone by his subordinates, so he immediately sent someone He quickly called the officer back and warned him sternly not to reveal what he saw today.

When the guard officer arrived with a group of city guards, the county magistrate had already summoned a team of police officers and was ready.After it was verified that it was a real token, the county magistrate gave in for a while and did not dare to sit down. He stood in the lobby and ordered the arrest to be executed quickly.

Amidst the crackling sound of the stick, the guard officer remembered that there were still several fish that had slipped through the net. He immediately asked about the situation, rushed out, and blocked a group of your young master's guards in front of the north city gate.

The military attache who led the team of your noble master saw the token that was several levels higher than his own rank, and immediately knew that this was someone his master could not afford to offend. After giving an order, several guards immediately came out of the crowd with their heads down, and they were obedient. Then he returned to the county government office.And your young master and several of his bodyguards have already ridden their horses several miles outside the city. Even if the bodyguards try to catch up, they may not be able to catch them. This group of people is the only one without horses, so the outsiders have to summon all the sects. People gathered together and were blocked in front of the city gate by the guards.

No matter how prosperous the farce is, there is always a moment of curtain call. After playing for about half a stick of incense, the thin-faced man was already sweating profusely and breathing heavily. He could no longer continue until the gray-white "broken sandbag" finally Falling down quickly and fiercely, the thin-faced man lightly kicked the drunken man in the abdomen, and kicked the man onto a strong man in similar clothes as him. The man instinctively grabbed the sudden collision. The man fell down and rolled a few times, causing the crowd to burst into laughter.

At this time, they really forgot that the thin-faced man was torturing a "dead corpse". They simply thought that this juggling scene was too exciting.

The thin-faced man clapped his hands and walked straight to the wine shop.As the bustle came to an end, everyone looked at each other in shock, forgetting that this serious matter of kicking someone to death happened. At this time, it was more serious to go to the county government to report the case.

"Haha, I'm not dead yet, I'm still alive haha"

Everyone was in a daze for a moment. The unlucky big man hugged the drunk man who had just been making sandbags for a long time. He felt his body temperature and heartbeat, and couldn't help laughing loudly.

But in this silent street, the smiles were so weird, everyone looked even more surprised, and their eyes looking at the thin figure became more blank.

“Enough fun”

The round-faced woman and the long-faced woman smiled at the sweaty thin-faced man at the same time. The long-faced woman gently took out a white handkerchief with a light fragrance and wiped his sweaty forehead.

At this time, everyone looked at the thin-faced man with a look like looking at a monster. They didn't care why the uglier long-faced woman had such a handkerchief as white as snow and it was so mismatched. In their eyes, these two faces were ordinary. No matter how weird the woman is, she can't compare to this thin-faced man.

However, the thin-faced man is so powerful, but he belongs to the kind of master hero who is famous all over the world and is rare in the world. Logically speaking, the women around him should be the kind of peerless beauties who are as beautiful as the moon and the moon. Why are there only two such ugly senior sisters accompanying me?

Could it be that although this man was good-looking, his two senior sisters were even more powerful, so that the thin-faced man was so afraid that he did not dare to provoke other women.

"Well, enough fun," the thin-faced man gasped, taking the white handkerchief and wiping his sweat. He looked at the two of them with the same tenderness, and there was no fear at all as they said.

After breathing a lot, the thin-faced man smiled at the round-faced senior sister: "Senior sister, I'm satisfied now."

The round-faced woman smiled and said: "Satisfied, very satisfied. If junior brother can play so happily every day, then even if someone does this to me again, I will be willing."

The thin-faced man smiled bitterly and said, "But I don't want to."

The two of them smiled and pulled him towards the backyard house together, regardless of what the scene was like outside.

What a very sad and pitiful hero.

Watching their figures disappear into the backyard, a few people sighed in their hearts and surrounded the drunken man who was being teased with excitement to see if such a magical event really happened.

By this time, the drunken man's already large and broad face had become even wider and swollen, really resembling a pig's head. However, the nostrils were not protruding enough and the ears were not big enough, so they were not perfect.

"Haha, this Li Laoer is really not dead. It's really strange, haha."

"What a magical skill"

"The scene just now was so exciting."

Several men who came with him touched the drunken man's breasts and bones in surprise. One of them even opened his single shirt, only to see that it was full of bruises, but not injured. A bone.These rude men were dancing excitedly, and some were shaking the drunken man randomly, trying to shake him awake so that he could share in the excitement of the extraordinary juggling he had brought to them.

As for the drunken man's bruises all over his body and his pig-headed face, that's nothing serious. They are sure that even if he still has such a swollen pig-headed face tomorrow, he will definitely not lose his job, because his family still has A dominatrix who can cure him.

Hearing their almost crazy laughter, everyone watching took a breath, relaxed, and followed them, laughing like fools.

Everyone was laughing, and when they looked towards the backyard of the restaurant, there was a look of admiration in their eyes.

In the room that had been prepared, the thin-faced man calmed down his extreme mood and regained his composure. Listening to the endless screams of excitement outside, he looked at the two women in front of him and said with a wry smile: "But now But it’s going to be a big fuss, just don’t get into trouble.”

The round-faced woman looked indifferent and said with a smile: "I don't care so much, as long as my junior brother is happy, that's all."

The long-faced woman pursed her lips and smiled softly. Since she joined the round-faced junior sister, she is no longer as free as before, and she is in a situation where she is monopolized and doted on by herself.But if he could keep his junior brother in such an occasionally extremely happy mood despite the unconcealable sadness, then it wouldn't be a big deal, and it would be much better than losing him.

Looking at the thin-faced man, the long-faced woman couldn't help but feel crazy, thinking that her choice was really good.

It's just that the junior brother's unconcealable sadness will still appear in them from time to time, eventually causing both of them to suffer.This is not due to tiredness, nor is it due to the embarrassment of having no money, it is purely related to my mood and the vows I made.She was sure that although her junior brother said nothing, he definitely made another oath to herself.This vow is definitely not the two-year vow, it is definitely decades, or even a lifetime.

But what's the point?

When I accompanied my junior brother to travel through mountains and rivers and go through many hardships, it was not like this. Junior brother would definitely return to his former unscrupulous, cunning and cunning self.

Thinking about it, the long-faced woman couldn't help but clenched her rough, sun-dark hands into two fists, as if to grasp something.

The round-faced woman didn't care about all that. After smiling enough, she helped the thin-faced man undress, took out his changing clothes from the package, and let him take it to the bathroom.

"Senior sister, I'm afraid I'm really in trouble now."

But when the thin-faced man left the room, the round-faced woman immediately put away her dimple-like smile, frowned slightly, and spoke softly to the long-faced senior sister who was in a daze.

"There will definitely be no accidents tonight." The long-faced woman nodded and sighed softly: "But we have to make more preparations for tomorrow."

The round-faced woman nodded, lowered her head and thought for a while, then smiled and said: "But I don't care. If this matter can keep my junior brother busy, divert his attention, and become excited and happy, then everything will be worth it."

After a while, her big bright eyes rolled around, she smiled mysteriously, and said: "Senior sister, how about we find something for junior brother to do?"

“Find something to do”

The long-faced woman stared blankly at the junior sister in front of her who was smiling like a little fox who only wanted to steal fish. She reacted instantly, shook her head and said with a smile: "You can do it, but I won't go."

When the round-faced woman saw that her senior sister was not responding, she suddenly lost interest, and suddenly shrank like a deflated rubber ball.With her intelligence, she naturally knows what she is worried about, and also knows that sometimes it is not a good thing for a woman to be too smart.Many times, even if you know something clearly, you still have to pretend to be confused.

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