Bring Dragon Ball to Marvel

Earth, USA, Louisiana, New Orleans urban area.

"Wait a minute, let me masturbate."

Earlier, while Saint was having dinner with Tandy Bowen, he received a call from Colson. At this time, he did not deliberately avoid Tandy sitting next to him, and just whispered in a low-key voice: "You found Captain America in the Arctic and found that he was still alive. You brought him back to the United States and successfully thawed him safely. Now he has successfully awakened and his current physical condition is also very healthy. Isn't that right?"

After receiving a "yes" from Colson on the phone, Saint became more and more confused: "Isn't this a good thing? What does it mean that the captain needs my help?"

Then, while eating something in his mouth, he was paying attention to Saint's Tandy from the corner of his eyes. His eyes suddenly widened, and his voice suddenly raised an octave: "What?"

After Saint was surprised, he said angrily into the phone: "Do you expect me to take out a time machine from my pocket? I'm not Tinkerbell."

Coulson on the other side of the phone misunderstood the joke, and Saint then explained helplessly: "It's not that Ding from Disney. It doesn't matter. Why do you have such an idea?"

After hearing the words "Time Stone" from Colson's mouth, Saint rolled his eyes that only Tandy could see: "Who told you that I am very familiar with the magician of Kama Taj? I’ve never had any dealings with them.”

"Besides, time is something you can't just play with. If you're not careful, something big could happen, right?"

Saint said this, but his heart was actually very itchy. Before hanging up the phone, he said to Colson: "I'll go find you after dinner, and we'll talk to you in person later."

"Captain America"

Tandy had obviously heard this term from Saint early in the morning, and couldn't help but curiously asked: "He is still alive."

"Not only is he alive, he is also very young."

Saint's understanding of Captain America certainly goes beyond the few words he heard from Coulson: "He has been a Popsicle under the Arctic ice for nearly 70 years, and he has not aged a single day."

"I just heard you say that you are going to see him later."

Tandy put down the knife and fork in his hand: "Can I go with you?"

"Yes, yes."

Saint turned his head strangely: "It's just that, as a fan of Captain America, aren't you a little too young?"

"what."

Tandy shrugged: "If you are not his fan, why can't you go and meet this national idol?"

"What's so strange about a national idol? There's one right in front of you."

"Really thick skinned"

"That is required."

""

On the other side, Steve Rogers had finished reading a series of news about Golden Boy. When Coulson and Melinda May talked about Saint, they used a tone that sounded like they were talking about inhuman beings. Have some understanding

"You said before"

Steve looked at Colson who came back from the phone call, pointed at Saint on the computer screen and said: "He didn't get the power like me, but through a way of practice. Is this the word? It’s called practice”

"To put it simply, you can think of it as a special kind of self-exercise."

Coulson knew that in Captain America's era, the American people's understanding of China was basically limited to the word "porcelain", so there was no detailed explanation: "If you want to know more specifically, I'm afraid You have to make up for your lessons well first.”

"so"

Steve continued to ask in disbelief: "He is just an ordinary person."

"Just from a genetic perspective, yes."

Coulson shrugged: "As for other aspects, you basically can't associate the word ordinary with him."

Steve nodded with deep understanding, pointed at Melinda May and said, "Are she and the previous soldiers also ordinary people?"

Colson glanced at Melinda May and confirmed that she didn't mean to explain on his own. Then he confirmed Steve's guess: "Yes, in fact, they are all Saint's students, and they have also learned through practice. way to gain strength."

"Same way? Then why?"

Steve pointed at Saint on the screen and then at Melinda May: "The gap will be so big."

"The methods can indeed be said to be the same, but there are still differences in the methods."

Colson racked his brains, but could not organize a language that could explain it without skipping the Chinese culture. He simply operated it on the computer and pulled out another series of news: "She is the one who practiced with Saint Compared to people who are all the same in their ways and methods.”

"Daughter of the Dragon"

The video picture that caught Steve's eyes was that of Colleen Wen in a white ninja suit. Since she went to the Arad Charity Center, she has become a full-time volunteer specializing in helping others, the street hero "Daughter of the Dragon" "The name quickly spread around New York's Hell's Kitchen. After all, most of the time, helping others doesn't just happen with words.

Compared to the Defenders, who also came from Hell's Kitchen, Colleen Wing's road to fame is much faster. Her strength far exceeds the level of a street hero, which is certainly one of the reasons. More importantly, as long as she is not an eye-catcher, Even a blind person can see that her kung fu skills are exactly the same as Saint's.

Although Saint is too lazy to show up just two or three times a month, Golden Boy makes headlines every time, and he endorses phenomena that are enough to make the public talk about them for a long time. He is also the most famous celebrity in New York. One of the superheroes, Iron Man is obviously much more diligent than him, and his reputation is even slightly inferior to his.

Having said that, there is no need to go into details as to why Colleen Wing became popular so quickly.

Closer to home, after watching the news about the Dragon Daughter series, Steve asked a key question: "So, are they the only two who have mastered this more powerful practice method? Why?"

"this one"

At this moment, Coulson had a deep understanding of Saint's attitude of "I'm too lazy to talk to you, a foreigner who doesn't understand anything" that Saint often showed in the past. As for Steve's question, he was I really don’t know how to translate the Chinese saying “If the Tao is not taught to non-human beings, if the law is not taught to the six ears”

Colson struggled for a long time, and finally came up with one sentence: "Because they are a couple."

Then Saint, who hugged Tandy Bowen very intimately and appeared in front of Colson with her, slapped him in the face with his actions.