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"Sir, the Renaissance Four are close to the target, eta 3 minutes."

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Since Saint was still missing, Coulson hesitated and remained silent for a moment, then decisively ordered: "May stop them no matter what the means, backup will be here soon."

Nick Fury, who always hopes to have "everything under control", does not have Saint's free and easy character of "when soldiers come to stop him, when water comes to cover him up". Yesterday, he gave Coulson a death order. No matter what, he must not let anything happen. Thor, the heir to the throne of Asgard, should anything happen to him on Earth.

It cannot be said that Nick Fury's worries are unfounded. After learning about the existence of Loki, the second heir, the words "battle for the throne" are just about to come out. In this world, I believe that brotherly love is more important than anything else. There are many people, but Nick Fury is definitely not one of them.

As for Saint's statement that "the hammer is the resurrection coin", in Nick Fury's view, an uncertain guess, even if it sounds very reliable, obviously cannot bear the risk of affecting the entire earth.

Back to the subject, following Coulson's order, on the other side of the communication channel, on the roof of a low building in the town of "Old Bridge", Melinda May replied "Roger" and pointed to herself. Sif and the Three Warriors were walking on the street in strange clothes, attracting everyone's attention. They simply issued tactics: "Comprehensive blockade, no active attacks, free counterattacks."

Black Widow, who was following Coulson, said on the communication channel before he arrived: "If the conflict escalates, Warrior Princess Xena is mine."

There was only one woman in the group of four, and of course everyone understood that she was talking about Sif. Hawkeye, who was temporarily assigned to Melinda May's team, occupied the commanding heights early in the morning, and then said: "I'm staring at you." jakiehen." Jackie Chan

Hogan, the only one who looked Chinese, was booked. Melinda May curled her lips silently, and did not use famous characters from film and television works as names like Black Widow and Hawkeye to claim the rest. Fandral and Volstagg, she made a silent gesture and jumped directly from the roof. The twelve extraordinary agents of SHIELD under her leadership also followed her footsteps. Falling from the sky, they blocked Sif and the three warriors from all directions with an ambush from all sides.

"We are SHIELD agents. Please identify yourself and the purpose of your visit."

Although the word "please" was used, it was said in the usual strong tone of "Iron Cavalry", but the meaning was still a little bit different. Hearing this, Sif and the three warriors both frowned. They were not "Aesir Protoss" "For the "Warner Protoss", jumping off the roof or something like that is just a common way of action, and it is not worthy of their special attention. At this time, they will only feel disgusted with SHIELD's style.

However, Fandral's understanding of the earth is still at the level of "Thor strikes thunder and lightning, and a lot of people kneel down and shout for God." Driven by his inherent contempt, Fandral turned around and looked at the people around him. The companion said: "Whoever takes action to tell these mortals that they should pay due respect to their gods, if there is no competition, I will go directly."

"Don't make matters worse. Don't worry about these humans. It's more important to find Thor."

Sif cared about Thor and immediately tried to stop Fandral's frivolous behavior. However, she was not Thor and did not have his absolute authority over the Three Warriors of Asgard.

"Please make this extraneous, we are neither in Jotunheim nor Elfheim."

Fandral walked forward carelessly and took out the Western sword hanging on his waist: "This is just Midgard. They are neither frost giants nor dark elves. Don't worry if they can cause us any trouble. I am sensible and just give these humans a lesson and won’t hurt them too seriously.”

With the example of Thor's Hammer, SHIELD didn't dare to underestimate Asgard's cold weapons. Seeing this, Coulson, who had arrived late, just jumped out of the car and held up a loudspeaker. He opened his mouth and said: "Sir, please put down the sword in your hand."

This is Coulson's fault

It’s not that he made the mistake of treating Mjolnir as a piece of junk equipment, but for Asgard’s warriors, asking them to lay down their weapons is tantamount to asking them to surrender as prisoners, and even Thor , down to the small soldiers, they would rather die in battle than accept the highest humiliation for a soldier.

"You want me to put down my sword"

Fandral was not the only one who suddenly became furious. Sif and three other people who had been watching indifferently also displayed their weapons in unison and assumed fighting postures.

Should I say that Coulson is indeed a big fan of Captain America? The way he angered Sif and the Three Warriors is exactly the same as the way America angered Thor.

Black Widow, who rushed to the scene with Colson, was keenly aware of this: "Colson, you seem to have said the wrong thing."

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Coulson silently cursed, "These gods are really hard to serve. I obviously used honorifics." At the same time, he picked up the trumpet in his hand again and tried to reverse the situation that was about to get out of control: "Don't get me wrong, we are not evil."

However, before the words he had worked so hard to organize were even halfway spoken, Fandral, who had already drawn his weapon, had already strode over and took the lead in attacking SHIELD.

At this point, Coulson threw away the loudspeaker in his hand and ordered over the communication channel without showing any signs of weakness: "Unlock the ban on counterattack energy weapons and allow free fire."

The reason why S.H.I.E.L.D. is so tolerant to Thor is, firstly, because of his status as a prince, and secondly, even Saint has expressed deep fear of him. He is not just a random person from Asgard. Kittens and puppies, they will treat them as ancestors.

In particular, both the way Sif and the Three Warriors wore armor and the way they walked together made them look like mere soldiers rather than important figures.

Compared to the "Renaissance Four" who appeared on the street when Thor approached the hammer and the sky started to thunder and lightning, or when Loki came and went without a trace, they looked really weak, so , Coulson would have the idea of ​​​​looking down on them, which is quite reasonable, if he knew that, regardless of magic, the four people in front of him were on the same level as Loki, and even better.

Therefore, due to differences in cognition and misunderstandings in intentions, the party that came to retrieve Thor and the party that guarded Thor started a ridiculous conflict. As soon as the confrontation began, both sides Shocked.