Bring Dragon Ball to Marvel

Due to differences in cognition, Thor and Jane Foster started an argument over the issue of "breaking glasses" that looked a bit like flirting to outsiders.

"If you want a drink, you can't just ask."

"I said it."

"I mean, ask politely."

"I didn't mean any disrespect."

"Okay then, stop smashing things, okay?"

""

Thor looked at Jane Foster silently for a while, then put an end to this argument, and nodded solemnly: "It's settled."

At this time, a regular customer of this restaurant opened the door and walked in from outside: "Izzy, please give me the ones I usually eat."

While waiting for the meal, this regular customer chatted with Izzy, the proprietress of the restaurant. They were talking about the "craters" that appeared near the town, the "meteorites" that were so heavy that no one could lift them, and how to catch up. A large number of troops gathered around and walked away.

Thor immediately heard that this person must be bragging, because if he had really observed it up close, he should not have used the word meteorite, but a hammer.

Immediately afterwards, under the surprised eyes of Jane Foster and others, Thor asked for the direction of the "meteorite", and then without saying hello, he abandoned them who were still sitting at the dining table and opened the door to himself. out

"Where are you going"

Hearing this question from Jane who was chasing him out, Thor, who was walking struttingly in the middle of the road, caused several car owners on the road to curse loudly. At the same time, he replied without looking back: "Go get what belongs to me."

Jane had no choice but to follow Thor and walk in the middle of the driveway: "The meteorite falling from the sky belongs to you."

Thor still didn't look back and kept walking: "What they said is wrong, that is not a meteorite."

"No matter what it is, it has been placed under military control by the government. Are you going to just rush over and snatch it back?"

Before Jane finished speaking, Thor finally stopped, turned around, with a hearty smile on his face, and replied in a nonchalant tone: "Yes, that's it."

""

When Jane was speechless, Thor had already realized that after losing his love hammer and losing the ability to fly, he needed a means of transportation, so he said to her: "If you take me there now , then I will tell you everything you want to know."

"everything"

"Yes, when I get Mjolnir back, you will also get all the answers you seek."

"Meow Meow Meow"

Darcy, who had caught up with the two of them, interrupted when he heard this: "What is meow meow?"

Eric Selvig, who was chasing with her, took the opportunity to pull Jane Foster away: "Can I talk to you Jane?"

After the two left the middle of the road and stepped onto the sidewalk, Selvig said: "You can't do this."

"You also saw it last night. This is not a coincidence. We have to find out what is in the crater."

"I'm not talking about meteorites."

Selvig pointed at Thor vaguely: "I'm talking about him."

"But, he has promised to tell us the truth."

"He's a complete lunatic."

Selvig lowered his voice and said in a whisper that Thor couldn't hear: "The truth of the matter is, listen to what he is saying, Thor, Mjölnir, Heimdall, Rainbow Bridge, his crazy words, all of them are It comes from the Nordic fairy tales I heard countless times when I was a child."

"Even so, I'm just sending him there, it's no big deal."

"Crazy people are dangerous, Jane."

""

Under Selvig's strong opposition, the balance in Jane Foster's heart finally tilted to the side of reason. She forcibly suppressed her emotions and walked up to Thor with an expression of regret on her face: "I'm sorry. , I can’t take you there.”

"Then this is the time for us to say goodbye."

The hearty smile on Thor's face did not change in the slightest because of Jane's rejection. On the occasion of parting, he even gave Jane a hand kiss in accordance with Asgard's custom.The hand kissing ceremony was first invented by the Vikings. According to Marvel's setting, it should have been spread from Asgard.

"Jane Foster, Eric Selvig, Darcy."

After kissing hands, Thor faced the three of them again, bowed slightly, and bowed his head gently in the European aristocratic style: "Goodbye."

Regardless of the embarrassing situation caused by these two unexpected etiquettes, the two groups went their separate ways.

Leaving aside Thor who was walking to the west of the town, Jane Foster and three other people returned to the laboratory where they worked and lived together. The first thing they saw was groups of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.

Eric Selvig, who has cooperated with SHIELD, is well aware of how lawless it is as an intelligence agency with authority over all U.S. government agencies, and immediately tried to stop the emotionally charged person. Jane Foster, however, when all her life's hard work was about to be confiscated, it was obvious that Jane Foster could not listen to the advice and directly approached the person in charge, Melinda May.

Under the premise of knowing the origin and importance of Thor's hammer, it is certainly impossible for Coulson, as the operational commander, to casually leave the temporary military base and make a trip for this trivial matter like in the original plot. , however, the leader was replaced by Melinda May, which did not make much difference.

"I'm about to figure out an extraordinary celestial phenomenon, and everything I know about this phenomenon is in this laboratory and my notebook. You can't just rush over and take it all."

Before Jane Foster could finish her eloquent accusation, the "know everything" notepad she was holding in her hand was snatched away by the expressionless Melinda May.

To be honest, if she hadn't said anything, maybe this book would have survived.

"Thank you for your cooperation."

And what is completely different from Phil Coulson is that with Melinda May's usual cold tone, how do you hear this sentence and how do you make people hate it?

So, Jane Foster, who was crazy, just watched SHIELD's convoy dragging away all her experimental equipment and materials, and after "inviting" Eric Salvig away, she immediately secretly He drove alone and chased after her, obviously not intending to give up his life's hard work so easily.

Then, driven by some powerful "evil fate", Jane Foster arrived at the edge of the town. Jane Foster, who was waiting in front of a traffic light, saw a familiar figure on the edge of the road.

Exactly, Thor walked into a pet store.

"Bring me a horse"

""

The male clerk with the explosive curly hair raised his head for a moment, and after being stunned for a long time, he replied: "We don't sell horses, only cats, dogs, and birds."

"Then give me whatever you want, as long as it's big enough for me to ride on."

""

Just when the pet shop clerk's expression was completely confused, several car horns came from the door, and Jane Foster's voice followed closely: "Hey, you still need a ride. "

So, at the approaching dusk of this night, Thor got into Jane's car, facing the sunset, and rushed together to the "crater" located fifty kilometers west of the town.