Naruto no Kuchiki

The Country of Yu is a country famous in the ninja world for its hot springs and beautiful scenery. However, despite the fact that the Country of Yu is famous for its hot springs, they also have ninja villages, and they were once fighting ninja villages, although they are not as big as before. It's skinny, but it's not that easy to mess with.

As for why the country of Yu is mentioned, of course it is because our protagonist trio are currently soaking in a hot spring in a border village in the country of Yu. Logically speaking, the three of them should be on their way to Tanshu Street now, but when they were passing by here, Jiraiya suddenly said that they would spend the night here because it would be a good pleasure to soak in the hot springs during the trip.

As for the real reason why he asked to stay, look at the bathhouses and nightclubs on the streets. Does it really need to be explained clearly why Jiraiya stayed? In any case, Jiraiya's lustful character will make him The behavior becomes simple and easy to understand, and some things can be guessed almost without thinking.

"Hey hey hey" Jiraiya, who is rich and wealthy, took the entire men's bath, just so that he could lie on the wooden wall between the women's bath and the girl's bath like he is now, listening to the sound of the girls playing in the water and laughing and making a crazy laugh. .

Just to listen to the sound of girls playing in the water and laughing, he swallowed the whole man's soup. Jiraiya, a pervert, can be considered pursuing what he did, but in my opinion, this guy is too wasteful.

"Jiraiya-sama, just listen to me. The first generation-sama and I can pretend we can't see you, but can you please stop making such disgusting laughter? It not only ruins your image, but also ruins our tree. The image of leaves." Naruto complained helplessly to Jiraiya while peeling the eggs and wanting to eat the hot spring eggs.

"Hahaha Naruto, just let him go. As a young man, it's normal to be interested in girls' bodies and some private lives. Come on, let's have a drink." The first generation was still the same as before, and he actually invited Naruto, a kid, to drink. , is this something ordinary people would do?

"A fifty-year-old young man" Naruto said that he didn't understand the first generation's definition of young people, and that Jiraiya was completely an unrepentant old pervert. He used to spy on Tsunade and was beaten, and her hands were broken and several ribs were broken. The near-death experience of ruptured internal organs didn't even make him change his bad habit of peeping. This guy's lust has been deeply rooted in his bones and turned into instinct. It's not just curiosity about girls' bodies and private lives.

But since the first generation said to let him go, he can't go up and take Jiraiya back by force. Naruto didn't want his hot spring trip to be ruined like this. He hadn't soaked in a hot spring for many years. After finally taking a dip, how could he let Jiraiya be destroyed just to capture him?

"Sir Shodai, didn't you say that the body of the reincarnated person has no feelings? Bathing in a hot spring is no different from taking a bath in cold water. Why do you still come with us?" Naruto asked Shodai while eating eggs. He was quite curious as to why the first generation came with them. Doing useless work.

"You don't understand this. Enjoyment has nothing to do with feelings. When I come to soak in hot springs and drink wine, and when I drink cold water in a hotel, they are two completely different artistic conceptions. Even if I can't enjoy the temperature of the hot springs, I can still enjoy being here. The artistic conception of drinking." As he said that, Chudai picked up the wine glass and took a sip, looking like he was enjoying it.

"" After spending so many days with Shodai, Naruto has almost figured out Shodai's character, and he also knows that Shodai would never say such serious words in this situation, "So what is your real reason?"

"You all went to the hot springs. It's really unfair for me to be the only one taking cold water in the hotel. And I feel so lonely with you like this." As expected, the reason why the first generation came here is very nonsense, just to keep your face from being frightened. To other people, Jiraiya spent a lot of money to buy the entire male bath. The cost of keeping you from being lonely is really high.

Why do you think there is a contradiction in what I said? How can you see the contradiction? Jiraiya spent money in the market not only to allow the first generation to soak in the hot springs, but also to listen to the corners without any scruples. How can there be any contradiction in this?

"Sir, Shodai-sama, don't you think it's awkward for you to be active in the world of the living as a dead person?" Naruto finished eating the eggs, picked up the wine glass, and asked the question he had always wanted to ask.

"Isn't it awkward? Of course it is. At this time, all my friends have died, and only Monkey, Tobirama's disciple, is left, and he is already old. Even my granddaughter is already over fifty years old, and my The memory and appearance still remain in the year I died, how could it not be awkward?" The first generation rarely showed off his tricks and had a serious conversation with Naruto.

"I am one of the founders of Konoha. Madara and I have watched Konoha build up step by step from scratch. Konoha is like my child. I used to do it in my spare time. I often wander around Konoha, and all the buildings in Konoha are imprinted in my mind." Shodai raised his head and glanced at the crescent moon in the night sky, "But I feel very strange about Konoha now, although some places are remembered by me. The appearance is similar, but I know that is because of the regular renovations in the village. Most of them are new things that I have never seen before. For me who is used to the old Konoha, the current Konoha is like Like a strange village with familiar things."

"I believe Tobirama feels as awkward as I do, so he has been interpreting the reincarnation of the dirty land during this period, hoping to find a way to unlock this ninjutsu. After all, our era has long passed, and this era belongs to Yours." At this point, the first generation showed a dumbfounded expression, "But the interpretation of the Earth Reincarnation perfected by Orochimaru is quite difficult. Tobirama has complained to me more than once about why Monkey would force such a ninjutsu genius to Defection made it so difficult for him to be summoned.”

"My lord, what kind of person is my lord? He looks expressionless and majestic."

"Tobirama?" The first generation tilted his head and thought for a while and said: "Tobirama, he has a cold face and a warm heart, and he also has severe suspicion and mild persecution delusion. He always feels that there are unscrupulous people who want to harm him, and he always He doesn’t accept the Uchiha clan and suppresses them at every turn, so the monkey’s suspicion was infected by Tobirama.”

Isn’t hypochondria a mental illness? Can it still be contagious?

"There are perverts"

"bang"

Suddenly, a girl's shy exclamation came from the direction where Jiraiya was, followed by the sound of something hitting her body. When Naruto heard these two sounds, he knew what they were going to do next. Kicked out by the boss, Jiraiya was caught peeping

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