The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

A group of ordinary people were blocking the door of the Xiao family.

The common people called for a thorough investigation into the Xiao family's collusion with the enemy, and also called on the emperor to thoroughly investigate the Prime Minister Xiao Hechuan.

Xiao Qingran's yard was close to the front yard, and the noise at the door was so loud that he could hear it clearly in his room.

He hurried over with the book in his hands.

Xiao Qingran already knew what would happen through Shen Zhiyi's thoughts, and she was still very angry when she heard everyone slandering her eldest brother and fourth brother.

Xiao Qingran said with an angry, childish, pretty and delicate face:

"My fourth brother fought on the battlefield for the King's Kingdom, and I don't know whether he lived or died."

"My eldest brother has devoted his life to the Kingdom of King's Landing and has been loyal to it."

"I also want to pass the imperial examination and serve the court with my elder brother and fourth brother."

"Those are just rumors. Our Xiao family has never had any second thoughts. Heaven and earth can bear witness to this!"

Chen Chusheng stood up and said, "Xiao Wulang! Do you think you can clear up public opinion with just your mouth? I said that your Xiao family is collaborating with the enemy!"

As soon as Xiao Qingran saw Chen Chusheng, she guessed that what happened this morning was most likely related to him.

Chen Chusheng: Congratulations, you guessed it right!

Yesterday, I was the one who spread the rumor that the Xiao family was collaborating with the enemy.

Today, it was also me who instigated and stirred up the anger of the common people to cause trouble at the Xiao family!

Chen Chusheng laughed like a hypocrite.

Last night, the Eighth Prince found him and asked him to incite the people to search the Xiao family this morning.

The Eighth Prince told him that he had hidden evidence of treason in the room of the five members of the Xiao family, under the osmanthus tree of the Xiao family.

The Eighth Prince bears a grudge against the Xiao family because he had bribed the eldest, second, third, fourth and fifth eldest sons of the Xiao family, but all five of them rejected him!

The Eighth Prince hates the Xiao family to death.

And Chen Chusheng also hated Xiao Qingran.

If you want to blame someone, blame Xiao Qingran for being too outstanding. She took away everything from him and also stole the attention of the Eighth Prince!

Ever since the Eighth Prince took a fancy to Xiao Qingran, he always neglected his own excellence.

Chen Chusheng made up his mind!

I must win back the Eighth Prince’s heart!

As soon as Shen Zhiyi came over, he saw his fifth brother, who was wearing a dark green robe and a headband on his forehead, standing at the door, facing a large group of people alone.

The fifth brother was holding a book, his fair, pretty, delicate and tender face was quiet, as if he had been badly bullied.

[Damn! Chen Chusheng, this bastard, dares to bully my fifth brother! ]

"Fifth brother!! Here comes the sixth brother!!"

Shen Zhiyi rushed over holding Xiao Hei.

She whispered to Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, your pee is yellow, you'll have to lick that shifty guy later! He's the troublemaker in front of Fifth Brother!"

Xiao Qingran slightly turned her body and saw Shen Zhiyi, who was wearing a green skirt and looked fresh and clean, rushing towards her.

Chen Chusheng was still attacking Xiao Qingran and stirring up the anger of the masses, and wanted to go in and search the Xiao family's house.

Shen Zhiyi: "Look, the little flying stick is coming~"

Chen Chusheng looked up and saw a stream of yellow liquid falling from the sky.

Chen Chusheng looked puzzled: "Why is it raining suddenly? Why is the rain yellow... Why does it smell fishy... yue~"

When Chen Chusheng spoke, the liquid flowed directly into his mouth, and a smell of stench rushed straight to the top of his head.

"Ugh... so... unpalatable... what the hell is this..."

He was about to vomit.

After doing his evil deeds, Shen Zhiyi took Xiao Hei away, retreated to the side of the fifth brother, and whispered:

"Fifth brother! Why is Chen Chusheng always vomiting during the morning? Could he be pregnant? Can a man get pregnant? Whose child is he carrying?"

"Doesn't Chen Chusheng have three or five concubines who are pregnant? Chen Chusheng and his concubines are pregnant and pregnant together, and they are in confinement together... Chen Chusheng is trying something very new~"

Shen Zhiyi's whisper was shouted out.

Everyone in the Xiao Mansion and everyone on the entire street could hear it.

Xiao Qingran saw it all clearly. When Shen Zhiyi rushed over, he lifted up Xiao Hei and urinated directly on Chen Chusheng's head.

A pee that is yellow, plentiful and smelly.

[This urine is what Xiao Hei hasn't excreted since last night before bed until this morning. This is natural fertilizer, and it's a good thing for Chen Chusheng, the troublemaker.]

Xiao Qingran: "..."

Where do all these mischievous and weird things come from in Shen Zhiyi's mind?

But, it's really cute.

Xiao Qingran just wanted to laugh and sympathize with Chen Chusheng for a second, no more.

Xiao Qingran cooperated and said, "It turns out that Young Master Chen is pregnant. No wonder she is so irritable so early in the morning."

Chen Chusheng spat hundreds of times, but the foul smell in his mouth still couldn't be dispelled.

Chen Chu's eyes turned red with anger, and he glared at Shen Zhiyi: "Shen Zhiyi! Did the beast in your arms pee on me?"

Chen Chusheng saw Xiao Hei, the little boy with big round eyes, in Shen Zhiyi's arms.

Shen Zhiyi lowered his head and asked Xiao Hei: "Heizi, Master Chen asked if it was your urine."

Of course Xiao Hei can't speak.

It doesn’t matter, Shen Zhiyi will speak for it.

Shen Zhiyi: "Mr. Chen, did you hear that? My dog ​​Heizi said it wasn't him who peed, don't wrongly accuse a good dog."

Chen Chusheng's head was filled with the smell of dog urine, and he rolled his eyes and felt like vomiting.

His face was distorted: "This beast did it!"

Chen Chusheng reached out to grab Xiao Hei.

Shen Zhiyi took a step back and said, "Mr. Chen, do you have any evidence? How about you try to see if my Heizi's urine tastes the same as the urine in your mouth?"

Shen Zhiyi pulled Xiao Hei's hind legs apart, exposing its private parts, and handed it to Chen Chusheng:

"Mr. Chen, please try it."

Chen Chusheng took a big step back.

Shen Zhiyi: "Mr. Chen, don't retreat, come and lick it!"

"Mr. Chen, are you scared?"

Of course Chen Chusheng was scared.

He took several steps back.

Shen Zhiyi, this crazy woman!

Who wants to drink directly from the place where dog pees?

Xiao Qingran looked at Shen Zhi with clear and blank eyes, intending to do something mischievous.

Sister Zhiyi is so powerful that she can force Chen Chusheng into this state.

Xiao Qingran saw that Shen Zhi was trying to make trouble, so she followed suit.

"Chen Chusheng, you have wronged my Heizi. You need to apologize to my Heizi."

Chen Chusheng's eyes widened: "?? You want me to apologize to a dog? Xiao Qingran, are you crazy?"

The Eighth Prince said that on the day of the Spring Examination, Xiao Qingran's paper would be exchanged with his.

He is the future number one scholar personally promised by the Eighth Prince!

Is he shameless?

impossible!

[Hahahaha! Fifth brother is so cool, asking Chen Chusheng, who cares so much about his reputation, to apologize to a dog, he must be pissed off to death! ]

Shen Zhiyi also lifted up Xiao Hei and said, "Apologize! Otherwise I'll bite you!"

Xiao Hei cooperated by showing his little milk teeth that had not yet grown in, and spat a mouthful of milk at Chen Chusheng.

This time, it was Chen Chusheng's turn to be furious!

He was peed on by a dog, and he has to apologize to the dog?

Are there still laws and justice?

Suddenly, a servant came over and whispered something in Chen Chusheng's ear.

Chen Chusheng turned around and looked in a certain direction. His angry eyes instantly turned into joy.