The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

My name is Shen Wu.

I also have a nickname called freak.

When I was in my mother's belly, I had already formed my own consciousness, and I could hear everything around me. I often eavesdropped on my parents' conversations.

It seems that my parents are not ordinary people. My father’s name is Tiandao.

Probably influenced by my parents, I could see what would happen in the future as soon as I was born.

When I was one year old, I saw that my nanny would die of cancer in the near future and no one would believe me. A month later, my nanny really died.

When I was one and a half years old, my uncle went to help with disaster relief. I saw that soon my uncle would be harmed by a villain and die in a foreign land. I told my uncle and aunt, but they didn't believe me. Two months later, my uncle died, and my aunt said that I cursed him to death.

My eldest aunt and second aunt all said that I was a freak and a disaster, and within a few days, they moved out of the Shen family.

Gradually, my reputation as a freak spread and everyone was afraid of me.

When I went to study at the Imperial College, my classmates and friends called me a freak and no one dared to be friends with me.

I thought I would never have any friends in my life.

Not long after that, the late emperor summoned me to the palace for an audience.

The late emperor asked me what my name was. I said my name was Shen Wu. I was only three years old at the time, but I was very brave. I dared to face the emperor and speak loudly.

The late emperor asked me to tell his fortune. I said that the luck of the Junlin Kingdom would run out within five months.

The other guards and palace maids were all terrified. They scolded me for being an arrogant child and wanted to drag me down and beat me with a stick.

The late emperor was not angry at all, and said to me with a smile: "Xiao Shen Wu, what if you are wrong?"

I said, "Then make a bet with me. If I lose, you chop off my head."

The late emperor laughed even louder.

The news of the bet between me and the late emperor spread throughout the streets and alleys of the capital, and everyone knew about it.

Everyone is waiting to see me beheaded by the late emperor.

After I returned home, my father told me not to let anyone see me anymore and not to enter the palace anymore. I was very stubborn and I didn't listen. My father was so angry that he locked me up in the woodshed.

But I'm not afraid, I can't be wrong.

I was so hungry at night, and I regretted it a little. No, I had to endure it, I couldn't bow my head.

After dark, my mother came to the woodshed to see me with food. I couldn't help it and lowered my head. Being hungry is a small matter, but dying of starvation is a big matter. Anyway, my father didn't know that I had eaten secretly.

After eating and drinking my fill, I finally fell asleep. Late at night, the door of the woodshed suddenly opened, and the person who came in turned out to be my father.

My dad came to see me and brought me some food. I didn't eat it, so he thought I was still angry with him, but I was actually full.

My father said earnestly that I had grown up and he wanted to tell me something.

It was from my father that I learned that the world we live in now is a novel, and my father is the law of nature in the novel. My father's mission is to protect the order of the novel world, maintain the development of the novel's plot, and restore order.

The development of the plot that deviates from the novel is just chaos.

I also learned the entire plot of this novel from my father.

The protagonists of this world are the male protagonist, the Eighth Prince, and the female protagonist, Chu Xiyue. The others are stepping stones for the male and female protagonists. The Xie family and the Xiao family will be executed. Many court officials will die, and even the late emperor who made a bet with me this afternoon will die.

Moreover, 25 years later, the male and female protagonists of the King's Congress destroyed the country.

But why are all the dead good people?

The Xie family is full of loyal generals, the Xiao family is also loyal, and those court officials who died were also loyal. Why are those who survived all bad people?

My dad said that good guys and bad guys have nothing to do with us. Our mission is to prevent anyone from ruining the plot of the novel, including ourselves. Otherwise...

I asked my father what would happen if I didn't? My father is the way of heaven, is there anyone who can hurt him?

My dad didn't say anything.

My father only told me that I had miscalculated this time, and that the Kingdom of Kings would not be destroyed until 25 years later, so nothing would happen now. My father also said that if I continued to talk nonsense, he would not be able to protect me. But that night I saw that the dragon veins of the Kingdom of Kings would be completely destroyed in a few months, which was a sign of the destruction of the country.

After that day, I came out of the woodshed. My father locked me up. He was afraid that my mouth would cause trouble again, so he didn't allow me to go out.

In a flash, five months had passed, and the next day was the day I made a bet with the late emperor.

Everyone thought I was going to die, and my parents thought they couldn't protect me anymore. I was also doubting whether I was going to die. Until...

That night, there was a sudden storm, thunder and lightning. Then, news came from the Imperial Mausoleum that the dragon vein of Junlin Kingdom was cut off by lightning! !

Every country has a dragon vein, which represents the fortune of that country.

If the dragon vein is broken, it means the country is finished.

The people were in a panic. They said it was a punishment from heaven. They said the Kingdom of Junlin was really going to be finished!

I was very happy because I won the bet. I told my parents that I didn’t have to die.

My parents were not happy because I was right. Especially my father, his expression was particularly heavy. He asked my mother to keep an eye on me and not let me run away, and then he left home.

Many days later, my father came back. He had white hair and looked much more aged.

After the three of us finished our meal, my father told my mother, "Xiuniang, Wu'er is now in your hands."

My father seemed to be telling me his last words. I asked him where he was going, and he said he was going on a long trip, and asked me to inherit his mantle of heaven and protect the world of novels for him.

After that day, I never saw my father again.

I asked my mother, where did Dad go? Why didn't Dad come back? Is Dad angry with me?

Until one day, my mother told me the truth.

It turned out that there was a fake Heavenly Dao who lied to be the Heavenly Dao. The fake Heavenly Dao found the late emperor and cheated Junlin Kingdom of its national destiny. Junlin Kingdom lost all its luck and was in danger.

If this continues, before the male and female protagonists appear, the Kingdom of Junlin will perish and the world of the novel will collapse.

I asked my mother, what would happen to my father if the world collapsed?

My mother said that my father found his junior fellow apprentice Guoyun and restored the dragon vein of Junlin Kingdom bit by bit.

But my father will never come back.

My mother said that the price was that my father had to become the force of rules to protect the world of novels.

After that day, my mother never laughed again.

But then I made my first friend.

Since that bet, the late emperor has treated me as a good friend and confidant, and even ordered that I be appointed as the Imperial Master.

Little Imperial Master. Little Imperial Master.

I'm no longer a freak. Everyone who sees me tells me I'm awesome.

Later, I made a second friend.

His name is Xie Zhuo.

Xie Zhuo didn't like studying and was caught skipping classes by the tutor and was punished to kneel. I saw Xie Zhuo and said that Xie Zhuo would become a general in the future.

Then Xie Zhuo gave up literature and took up martial arts, and Xie Zhuo and I became good friends.

I am two years older than Xie Zhuo, and he calls me Brother Shen.

When I was five years old, my first friend, the late emperor, passed away and the fourth prince ascended the throne.

When I was seven years old, the prince was born.

The prince is in poor health. I say he won’t live past 25.

By accident, I became the prince's teacher, and the prince became my second friend.

The three of us rode horses, went hunting, and when it snowed, we sat around the stove in the prince's east palace and made tea. Xie Zhuo would even show us his spear and sword skills with his upper body naked.

But both of my friends are going to die.

Xie Zhuo will be pierced by thousands of arrows, and the prince will die at the hands of the male protagonist.

But I want to protect my friends. I don't want to lose my friends. My friends are good people, why should they die? The ones who should die should be the male and female protagonists.

Dad, the novel world you are protecting is wrong.

I count the days in my mind every day.

25 years…24 years…23 years…