The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

Shen Zhiyi: [Who is the Crown Princess? What Crown Princess? I told you not to get up too early, or you'll have hallucinations! Keep sleeping!]

Shen Zhiyi closed his eyes.

【There is no movement now.】

Shen Zhiyi opened her eyes and saw the Crown Prince's beautiful, broken, wounded face again.

[His Royal Highness is so beautiful! His Royal Highness suits red very well! He is already very fair, with delicate and beautiful facial features, and red makes him look even more beautiful! ]

[But why is the prince wearing wedding clothes? Is the prince getting married? To whom? ]

[There is no Crown Princess in the novel! ]

This was the first time that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince saw the little grass fairy without disguise, and heard her thoughts clearly face to face.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was in a good mood when he heard the praise from the little grass fairy.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince continued, "I have already asked my father for permission. I will hold a grand wedding with you tomorrow. You will be my Crown Princess. The only one."

Shen Zhiyi rubbed his eyes: [Did I wake up the wrong way? Why did I dream of being a crown princess? I don’t want to be a crown princess! ]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince: “???”

How could the little grass fairy not want to be the Crown Princess? I must have heard it wrong.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince ordered the maid waiting at the door: "Come in and help the Crown Princess dress up."

The dazed Shen Zhiyi was lifted off the bed by several maids and palace maids, who placed her in front of the dressing table and did her makeup.

Shen Zhiyi saw the bride in the mirror and instantly woke up.

[No! Who is this bride in the mirror? Why does she look so much like me? ? ]

【Me? ? The Crown Princess? ? ? ? Oh my god! 】

[I am not wearing another body again? ? Did I just explode and die in the cave, and then I was transformed into some little cannon fodder? ? ]

"I don't want to put on my makeup! I'm not the Crown Princess! Please help me take off my clothes, I want to go home to find my brother!"

Shen Zhiyi was so scared that she pushed the maids away and started to take off her clothes.

The maids looked at the Crown Prince in embarrassment.

"Your Highness, this..."

It was the first time they saw a girl say that she didn't want to be a crown princess.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came over, looked at her with his jade-clear eyes, and said seriously, word by word:

"Shen Zhiyi, the Crown Princess is you."

"You are my Crown Princess."

[Your Highness is so beautiful! Someone knocked your Highness' forehead, but this bump added a touch of broken beauty. ]

[That's not right! No matter how beautiful the Crown Prince is, I don't want to be his Crown Princess! ]

Shen Zhiyi: "Your Highness, although you are very beautiful, I am really not your Crown Princess!!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince dismissed all the maids and then explained to her:

"In the cave, you helped me to cure the drug. You are now my person, so I have to be responsible for you."

"I will marry you as my crown princess."

Some scenes in the cave emerged in Shen Zhiyi's mind.

[I remember that the prince and I rolled into the cave, and then both of us were poisoned. I threw the prince down and kissed him forcefully...]

Shen Zhiyi felt a little guilty.

She didn't remember the following scenes clearly.

[Did I really do something worse than an animal to His Royal Highness? Oh no! I hope I won’t be beheaded! ! ]

[If I say that I was possessed by a sex demon, would the prince believe me? ]

Shen Zhiyi said: "Your Highness, although I kissed you and slept with you, you also enjoyed it, didn't you?"

The prince's beautiful jade eyes were slightly confused:

"What do you mean?"

I can understand all these words.

But, when they are put together, I don’t understand.

This is the first time I've heard such words.

Shen Zhiyi spread his hands: "As an adult man and woman, no matter what we do, it is consensual. I saved you and you saved me. We were Chinese medicine at that time, so we are even now!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was even more confused.

Why does the little grass fairy look like she wants to distance herself from me? ? ?

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said: "I don't want to settle the matter!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince added: "You have taken away my innocence! You are my first woman! I must be responsible for you!"

[? ? Oh no, why is the prince acting like a chaste and heroic woman? ]

Shen Zhiyi rummaged around in his sleeves and finally pulled out a silver note worth one hundred taels.

She stuffed a hundred taels of silver into the Crown Prince's hand.

"Your Highness, I know it's hard for you to accept this. It's always like this for a man's first time."

"Don't be too sad, I'll pay you and we'll settle the deal!"

[You must be kidding. The position of Crown Princess is a dead position! If I become Crown Princess, I will live in the palace every day, and I will become cannon fodder for the hero and heroine! I will be the first to die! ]

[I don’t want to die! ]

This was the first time that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was rewarded with a banknote: "???"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince looked at the 100 taels of silver, and there were more question marks on his face: "????"

He couldn't keep up with the little grass elf's train of thought.

Jun Qingjiu, who was quietly eating melon seeds at the side, couldn't help but said, "Puchi! Brother Crown Prince, Sister Zhiyi treats you as a prostitute!"

You never thought that there would be a day when His Royal Highness the Crown Prince would be disliked by others!

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince finally reacted.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince's face turned red with anger.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince blushed and questioned Shen Zhiyi: "Little grass spirit! Do you think I'm a prostitute?"

Moreover, he is only worth one hundred taels of silver???

Shen Zhiyi looked at him calmly with her almond-shaped eyes.

[What else? I still have to worship you? ? ]

[At that time, I was drugged and I couldn't control my own dirty hands. What could I do? ]

[Prince, I advise you not to be ungrateful and get entangled! ]

[Is it because the prince is of noble status that he thinks the money is too little? ]

Shen Zhiyi took out a handful of silver bills from his sleeve with great effort.

She rummaged through the folder and pulled out the smallest silver note, which she stuffed into the prince's pocket tremblingly.

"Five hundred taels! No more!!"

[It’s too expensive!! It’s really expensive! Last time I kissed my second brother as an excuse, and he gave me more than ten taels of silver, but the prince actually wanted six hundred taels from me! Next time I won’t sleep with the prince again! But I can find a chance to get it back!! I can’t waste six hundred taels!]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince laughed angrily.

Really.

This was the greatest humiliation he had ever suffered in his life!

Jun Qingjiu saw the prince's fluctuating emotions and red face, so he silently took a step back and changed his place to continue eating melon.

This princess and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince have known each other for more than ten years! This is the first time this princess has seen the Crown Prince angry! It turns out that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can also be angry! !

Sister Zhiyi, you are so awesome!

The water in His Royal Highness's heart turned into fire and rushed straight to his head.

Compared to being treated as a prostitute.

What His Royal Highness the Crown Prince cannot accept is...

"Little grass spirit, I have something to ask you."

"Why did you save me the first time in the palace?"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was very angry, but he still wanted to confirm it clearly.

I want a definite answer.

Shen Zhiyi: "It's just something that comes handy."

[When the prince vomited blood and fainted, I used the country's destiny to protect the prince's heart. ]

[Because I just happened to be lying on the ground, and I just happened to see the prince vomiting blood and fainting, so I saved him. Anyway, it won’t do me any harm, it will only benefit me.]

[The prince is alive, so I have a better chance of survival. ]

[If the prince dies, the Xiao family falls, and the hero and heroine become rampant, I will die even faster. ]

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince stared at Shen Zhiyi.

The bright red lanterns in the prince's bedroom shone on Shen Zhiyi.

The prince clearly heard Shen Zhiyi's thoughts.

The prince still wanted to continue looking for answers.

The prince asked again: "Then why did you disguise yourself as an old man to bring me medicine the second time?"

Shen Zhiyi whispered: "That one wasn't given as a gift. You bought it with five thousand taels of silver."

[Isn't the prince angry because I cheated him of his money? ]

Shen Zhiyi: "How about I return another 100 taels of silver to you? Would you please stop being angry with me?"

For the first time, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince felt weak and had a headache.

Is that about one hundred taels of silver? ! !

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince squeezed Shen Zhiyi's arm vigorously and continued to ask: "Why did you risk your life to save an orphan in the royal garden?"

Shen Zhiyi: "It was just the two of us at the time. If I lived and you died, I wouldn't be able to survive either. I was afraid your father would chop off my head."

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince glanced at her and said nothing.

Shen Zhiyi was feeling guilty and put his hands behind his back.

[Is the prince angry? No! Why is he angry? I saved him several times. I am his savior! If the emperor knew about this, he would worship me as his ancestor! ]

Shen Zhiyi: "Your Highness, whether I saved you three times or slept with you, I don't need you to be responsible! If you are in danger next time, I will still save you! We are not enemies! We are friends!"

"Besides, I'm not good at anything. I'm not proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, or painting. I also have five fiancés. If I were to become your crown princess, others would laugh at you to death! You are not worthy of a vulgar and shameless person like me!"

"Your Highness, happy breakup, I wish you happiness, you can find someone better!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince felt a swelling in his heart, both angry and uncomfortable.

In order to distance herself from me, the little grass fairy did not hesitate to slander herself.

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince finally understood that the little grass fairy didn't love me at all!

The little grass fairy doesn't want to be my crown princess!

When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince thought of this, he suddenly felt as if he couldn't breathe, and then the blood rushed to his heart and he vomited blood.

"puff!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince grabbed Shen Zhiyi's wrist, his pale mouth stained with blood, and he said word by word:

"Little grass fairy, you must stay by my side and accompany me."