The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

Wang Shouli hurried forward and whispered to Lu Shaoqing, "Master Lu, didn't I ask you to come back in four quarters of an hour to arrest him?"

There's still a quarter of an hour left.

Lu Shaoqing didn't dare to betray the princess, so he had to lie with his eyes open: "Master Wang, the time you said is now."

Wang Shouli: "Did I remember it wrongly?"

When Lin saw Lu Shaoqing, he also panicked: "Master Lu, why did you arrest me?"

Lu Shaoqing remembered the princess's instructions and said, "It was Prince Wang who reported you for tax evasion and embezzlement of disaster relief funds."

He ordered his men, "Come here, search the Lin family for the disaster silver!"

Lin rushed out angrily and accused Wang Shouli: "Master Wang! I treat you as a good brother! But you treat me as a fool! Do you deserve me?"

Wang Shouli was too lazy to pay attention to Lin Yuanwai and hurriedly explained to Lu Shaoqing:

"Master Lu, I'm just here to help a friend deliver some goods. I have nothing to do with Mr. Lin's affairs..."

Mr. Lin was desperate: "Lu Shaoqing! I will also report Wang Shouli! The person who made a deal with me is Wang Shouli!"

What Mr. Lin was thinking was: If Wang Shouli is to die, let’s die together!

Shen Zhiyi clenched his fists and hid behind a big tree to cheer him up: "Bite! Bite! Bite!"

Jun Qingjiu, who was hiding behind Shen Zhiyi, said: "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Erxi: Is this a slogan? The princess has said it, so I will say it too.

Erxi: "Pee! Pee! Pee!"

After the Lin family's disaster relief silver was searched out, Mr. Lin grabbed Wang Shouli by the hair and gave him several big pouches.

Wang Shouli started the counterattack.

Mr. Lin pressed his nine-month-old belly against Wang Shouli's body.

Wang Shouli was almost crushed to death.

Wang Shouli's counterattack failed and he almost got himself killed.

Finally, Lu Shaoqing was afraid that Wang Shouli would really die from sitting on him, so he quickly had the two of them separated.

Wang Shouli got up from the ground and was still explaining himself, but was finally taken back to the Dali Temple by Lu Shaoqing for investigation.

When Wang Shouli was arrested, he was still confused: "???"

I reported myself and sent myself to the Dali Temple?

If I hadn't reported Mr. Lin, this wouldn't have happened.

wrong.

Wang Shouli thought of Xiao Yan.

It was clear that he was implicated by Xiao Yan.

If he hadn't helped Xiao Yan deliver the goods, he wouldn't have been caught.

[Ahhhhh, the plot of Wang Shouli and his second brother was changed by me! The rules of the novel didn't even notice me, I'm so awesome! ]

Shen Zhiyi was very satisfied and full after eating this big melon.

She stroked her chin and thought:

[Just because I didn't say anything? If I join in the fun, eat melons, bring sake and beauty to watch the show with my second brother, it doesn't count as interfering with the plot? ]

National Fortune: [National Fortune +1 point, a total of 22 points of national fortune. Changed the main plot of Wang Shouli becoming the richest man in the capital and following the male protagonist to persecute the court of Junlin State. ]

After the incident involving Mr. Lin became public, Wang Shouli was branded as an embezzler of disaster relief funds, and he would definitely not be able to become the richest man in the capital.

System: [I am the only one paying attention to the 5 wishing coins. Can we buy the antidote to save the prince? I want to see Shen Zhiyi's big butt sitting on the prince's face.]

Guoyun: [This big butt doesn’t have to sit on the face, it can also sit somewhere else, such as on the waist, legs, etc. ]

Jun Qingjiu heard this voice.

It was so funny. She never thought that Shen Zhiyi and the Crown Prince had met before, and she never thought that Shen Zhiyi would sit on the Crown Prince's face.

Jun Qingjiu thought that the system and national destiny were the two perverts making trouble again, so he didn't take it seriously.

[My second brother is here! Oh, by the way! I have a gift for him! ! ]

When Shen Zhiyi saw Xiao Yan's immortal figure in white clothes appear, he ran over.

Jun Qingjiu also wanted to follow, but was stopped by Lu Shaoqing.

Lu Shaoqing smiled amiably: "Your Highness, I have followed your instructions and said everything I should have said! I didn't say a single word I shouldn't have said!"

Jun Qingjiu: "Good! Lord Lu, you did a great job! This princess is very satisfied!"

Lu Shaoqing: "Then did I report the matter between Wang Shouli and Lin Yuanwai to the emperor?"

Jun Qingjiu thought about it and felt that Mr. Lin’s affairs were not important, but Wang Shouli was a nephew whom the queen mother valued very much.

If my mother knew this, she would definitely be very sad.

She still needs to persuade her mother about this matter.

Jun Qingjiu: "You should submit a memorial to my father first. As for my mother, I will go and tell her. I am also preparing to return to the palace..."

Erxi suddenly exclaimed: "Oh no! Shen Zhiyi is putting a curse on the Second Young Master again!"

Jun Qingjiu: What kind of Gu? ? Sister Zhiyi can be poisoned by Gu? How come this princess doesn't know?

Jun Qingjiu looked back and saw Shen Zhiyi giving a gift to Xiao Yan.

Shen Zhiyi: "Second brother, second brother! Close your eyes! I have prepared a big surprise for you~"

Xiao Yan closed his eyes in anticipation.

Ever since Shen Zhiyi became a troublemaker, no one has given him a gift.

Oh.

It was also sent.

Shen Zhiyi was asked by the system to give kisses to the brothers, throw himself into their arms, and give...

Xiao Yan's expression suddenly became unnatural.

Once, Shen Zhiyi gave him a red bellyband.

And that was nine years ago.

It was because of the bellyband incident that Xiao Yan was frightened by Shen Zhiyi. He began to dislike Shen Zhiyi and did not dare to get close to her.

As for the bellyband, Xiao Yan still keeps it in his room.

When Xiao Yan opened his eyes again, he saw what Shen Zhiyi had prepared for him:

A red rope.

Shen Zhiyi was afraid that he would despise her, so she pulled the red rope and came close to her second brother and said to him:

"Brother, this is not an ordinary red rope! This is an ordinary red rope that I carefully selected!"

"Red represents luck."

"Look, there's a little golden tiger on it. The little tiger represents my second brother, which means to pour out~"

Xiao Yan was deeply touched.

His zodiac sign is tiger.

he thinks.

Xiao Yan thought: In Shen Zhiyi's heart, he, the second brother, is more important than his other four brothers.

Shen Zhiyi memorized his zodiac sign.

And give him a unique gift.

He alone had it.

Hmm...how can this not be considered as liking?

Shen Zhiyi liked him, but she didn't know it.

Ripples appeared in Xiao Yan's calm heart and he couldn't calm down for a long time.

Xiao Yan thought, Shen Zhiyi has already taken one step, so I must work hard to take the remaining 99 steps.

Xiao Yan tried hard to turn his liking for Shen Zhiyi into love.

He will try harder to pursue Shen Zhiyi.

Xiao Yan's eyes were filled with smiles as he stretched out his white, slender, bony hands:

"Put it on for me."

[Hehehe, luckily my second brother didn't mind. I originally wanted to guess lantern riddles to make a lantern for him, but the riddles were so difficult! I couldn't get any of them right.]

After putting it on, Xiao Yan asked Shen Zhiyi again: "Does it look good?"

Shen Zhiyi swallowed his saliva and nodded his head: "Looks good! Second brother is very handsome!"

[I'm not kidding! Second brother's hands are very white and slender, and red is a color that makes the skin look even whiter, which makes Second brother look even more... I really want to touch him 123 times! ]

Shen Zhiyi stretched out his claws and wanted to touch his second brother's handsome big hands.

Xiao Yan immediately hid his hands in his sleeves.