The villain stole my heart, I stole his pants

Chief Steward Lin stood behind Steward Li and bowed with a smile: "This servant greets the Prime Minister, Master Wen."

"Her Highness the Princess learned that Miss Shen Zhiyi and Mr. Xiao San were seriously injured. She was very worried and asked me to take Miss Shen Zhiyi to the palace to recuperate."

"The emperor was also furious and ordered me to bring Master Wen and the criminal Miss Chu Xiyue into the palace for questioning."

"Please, Master Wen and the Prime Minister, please follow me into the palace. The Emperor and the Princess have something to ask you."

[Since Princess Sake is so worried about me, I have to cooperate with Princess Sake and act like a corpse! ]

"Bang" sound.

Shen Zhiyi, who was standing just now, fell to the ground immediately.

Manager Lin was delivering the message with his head down. As he was speaking, he suddenly saw a corpse under his empty feet.

The corpse still had its big eyes open, staring at him intently.

Manager Lin: "Ah! A ghost..."

Take a closer look.

It turned out to be Shen Zhiyi.

Manager Lin asked in panic, "Why is Miss Shen Zhiyi lying on the ground? Why is she lying motionless with her eyes open?"

It's quite scary.

Was Miss Shen standing next to Lord Xiao just now?

Shen Zhiyi, with disheveled hair and wide eyes, was lying on the ground: [Because I was killed by Chu Xiyue and the male lead, I will not be able to close my eyes in my death. ]

[It's over! Big brother and Wen Tingjun are both idiots who can't lie! I hope they won't be exposed! ]

Wen Tingjun looked at Shen Zhiyi with admiration with his cold, moon-like eyes.

Miss Shen is so clever and smart that she actually thought of a way to fake her death.

Xiao Hechuan looked at Shen Zhiyi lying on the ground and pinched his eyebrows helplessly.

Really.

He often wanted to beat her up because he couldn't keep up with Shen Zhiyi's train of thought.

Can't Shen Zhiyi pretend to be sick? Vomit blood?

Do you have to play a corpse?

The ground is so dirty and cold, what if she catches a cold? ?

It really makes me worried!

Xiao Hechuan said coldly with a straight face, "My sister was poisoned by Chu Xiyue and Chen Chusheng. The court doctor was helpless and said that my sister is dying."

Xiao Sanlang echoed: "Shen Zhiyi was poisoned and stabbed a hundred times, so it's normal for him to die suddenly!"

Chief Steward Lin: "Miss Shen is so pitiful, but the imperial physician in the palace is very skilled, and the Queen will definitely not let Miss Shen get into trouble. Fortunately, Mr. Xiao San is fine..."

"Pfft... I have something to do, and I'm dying..."

Xiao Sanlang just had a mouthful of phlegm stuck in his throat. After he spat it out, he lowered his head, looking like he was about to die.

Manager Lin thought it was blood and his face turned pale with fear:

"Xiao Sanlang, are you okay?"

Xiao Sanlang: "Oh no, I just had a moment of last breath, and I'm dead too!"

Manager Lin said indignantly:

"This Chu Xiyue is so abominable! Lord Prime Minister, please follow me into the palace! I will have Miss Shen Zhiyi and Mr. Xiao San put on the carriage."

Manager Lin asked the palace maids to help Shen Zhiyi and Xiao Sanlang leave.

Xiao Hechuan watched his brother being carried away by palace servants without saying a word.

When the palace maids were about to carry Shen Zhiyi, Xiao Hechuan said, "I'll come myself."

Xiao Hechuan squatted down his tall body and picked up Shen Zhiyi, who "died with his eyes open".

[Hey~ it has to be my big brother! My big brother understands me too well~ he can always cooperate with me perfectly hehe. 】

Shen Zhiyi, who died with his eyes open, blinked in Xiao Hechuan's arms.

Xiao Hechuan: "..."

Don't say it.

Shen Zhiyi's pale face, wide-eyed look and grinning look were quite scary.

Xiao Hechuan reached out and closed her eyes.

If you want to play a corpse, just play a corpse. Why do you have to play a corpse that is still open?

As a result, Shen Zhiyi opened his eyes again.

Xiao Hechuan closed her eyes again, and Shen Zhiyi opened them again.

[Big brother, why do you keep covering my eyes? Don’t you think dying with your eyes open can better reflect my misery and highlight the abominations of the heroine and hero? ]

[Oops, I almost forgot! If you want to die with your eyes open, you have to stick out your tongue. This will make it more realistic!]

As Shen Zhiyi spoke, he added sticking out his tongue on top of dying with his eyes open.

Xiao Hechuan: Isn’t the one sticking out his tongue a hanged ghost?

as long as you are happy……

When Xiao Hechuan went out carrying Shen Zhiyi, who died with his eyes open, Chu Xiyue, who had been locked up in a small dark room for a day and a night and was almost starving to death, was released.

Chu Xiyue saw Xiao Sanlang being carried out of the Xiao Mansion by palace servants and asked:

"What happened to Mr. Xiao San?"

Manager Lin rolled his eyes at her and said, "Mr. Xiao San was almost killed by you!"

Then Chu Xiyue saw Shen Zhiyi, who was held in Xiao Hechuan's arms with eyes wide open and tongue sticking out, and asked, "What happened to Shen Zhiyi?"

Manager Lin said angrily: "Miss Shen Zhiyi was also killed by you!"

Chu Xiyue was ecstatic: "Great! Shen Zhiyi is dead! It was not in vain that I was locked up in the small dark room for a day!"

Chu Xiyue comforted Xiao Hechuan: "Mr. Xiao, please accept my condolences, but I am really innocent! The Wen family was burned down, and Shen Zhiyi and Xiao Sanlang were in trouble. I really didn't know. I just heard that Shen Zhiyi was going to the Wen family."

[You are not innocent! You are not innocent! ]

[You and the male protagonist are in the same group! ]

Shen Zhiyi secretly rolled her eyes in Xiao Hechuan's arms, and accidentally turned her head over.

[Ahhh, I used too much force and my eyes are cramping! Hisssss!]

Xiao Hechuan twitched his lips speechlessly, and quickly covered Shen Zhiyi's eyes with his sleeves, and reached out to rub her eyes.

Seeing Xiao Hechuan stop to listen to her, Chu Xiyue continued softly:

"Master Xiao, there are many beautiful girls in the world. Although Miss Shen is gone, Xiyue is happy to be with Master Xiao."

[Female lead, aren't you with the male lead? You were talking nonsense with the male lead in the carriage this morning, and last time you were rolling around on the grass with the male lead. Now you are trying to flirt with my big brother again? ? ]

Shen Zhiyi didn't expect that there would be something even more explosive.

"Master Wen?"

Chu Xiyue saw Wen Tingjun, who was walking at the back in plain clothes and looked as cold as the moon. Her eyes lit up and she ran over.

"Mr. Wen, are you okay? Fortunately, you are okay. I was very worried about you."

Shen Zhiyi: [??? Are you okay, mistress?]

[You openly flirted with my eldest brother, and you also flirted with Wen Tingjun? And you're dating the male lead. You're really not polite at all! ]

Wen Tingjun's beautiful face was full of alienation, and he quickly took two steps back.

He didn't want to get close to any woman other than Shen Zhiyi.

[I suddenly thought of how to drag the male lead into the water! ]

[Let’s pretend to believe Chu Xiyue first. When we get in front of the emperor, we will bite back at the heroine and say that it was the hero who ordered it, hahahahahaha! ]

[In the novel, the hero and heroine are both very selfish people. They like each other and are wary of each other. Now the heroine is still hooking up with other men behind the hero's back. It can be seen that the relationship between the heroine and the hero is only physical and not emotional. They are just playing around with each other.]

Xiao Hechuan: "..."

Where did Shen Zhiyi hear this knowledge? Who taught her?

Xiao Laosan, come out and get beaten! !