The Low-Key Life of a Necromancer

Li was somewhat accustomed to being blocked on the road, but being blocked on the road by a mentally ill nun was really beyond Li's expectations.

While the nun was squatting to pray, Li and Lilith pushed their bicycles and slipped away from her.

The next moment, the nun raised her head like a zombie and made a sound like from hell.

"Where are you two going to run to?"

"Oh my god, we don't know each other, can you please stop following us!"

Li suddenly got on the bicycle, and Lilith took two quick steps and jumped onto the back seat. The power of the magic stone was activated and the bicycle reached high speed instantly.

"Brother Li, she's still here!"

Li was concentrating on dodging obstacles on the road when he heard Lilith's cowering cry.

Li glanced at the rearview mirror on the handlebars and saw the nun in the mirror, alternating her long legs at an inhuman speed.

"Is this the virus-infected person from the horror movie? Why are you so crazy?"

Li, who was fearless, was really frightened by the nun's mental state.

The two sides started racing and didn't stop until they reached the Knight Academy.

"Sister, we are very troubled by your pestering us like this."

After running all the way without even taking a breath, Li began to suspect that the nun might not be human.

"You abandoned me on purpose and played with my feelings. Don't you intend to take responsibility afterwards?"

The nun's words were so sharp that they immediately attracted the attention of everyone at the school gate.

Noticing the gossipy looks around him, Li covered his forehead in pain.

"It was you who took the initiative to cause trouble for us, why should we be responsible?"

"Me, causing trouble for you? Aren't we partners?"

Seeing Li's distorted face, Lilith thought it would be better for her, as she was also a woman, to come forward.

The nun was indeed attracted by Lilith, but her expression was even more elusive.

"You, don't remember what happened last night?"

"Of course I don't remember. The person I communicated with you last night was my superior~"

When talking about her superior, the nun looked proud, as if it was an honor to be possessed by the other party.

"You don't remember anything, so how did you recognize us?"

"Although I don't remember what happened last night, I came here to contact you just for cooperation."

The nun blinked her eyes, indicating that she didn't understand why Li would ask such a stupid question.

Li Ye closed his eyes in pain, feeling that his IQ was lowered by the people around him.

"I was careless, but our cooperation has failed. You can go back and report."

After explaining everything, Li and Lilith prepared to enter the cafeteria.

As a result, the nun still followed the two of them.

"What's wrong with you? Didn't I say we're not familiar with each other?"

Faced with Li's questioning, the nun responded embarrassedly.

"It was my fault for stopping you before, but..."

"You'd better finish it in one breath, we still have to work!"

The nun's difficulty has caused dissatisfaction in Li and Lilith, and they just want to drive this annoying nun away.

But the nun lowered her head in grievance and crushed a small stone with the tip of her shoe.

"I have no money."

"What?"

"I have no money for accommodation, no money for food, and no money for the trip back home."

The sound had already been made, so the nun simply let him go, she was just a poor nun with nothing.

Realizing that the nun was not joking, Li felt a little guilty.

The nun had no money and must have had a very difficult night last night.

After all, they had met each other several times, so Li invited the nun into the cafeteria and made her a bowl of clear soup noodles as quickly as possible.

The nun used a fork to eat noodles. She put the fork into the noodles, rolled the noodles and then lifted the fork up.

She lifted half a bowl of noodles into the air, and the nun finished the whole bowl in two bites with extremely exaggerated movements.

This is not ladylike at all!

The warm and light noodle soup was not spared, and all of it went into the nun's stomach.

"Puha~ Thank you goddess for giving me food!"

"Shouldn't you thank me as your cook?"

Seeing that the nun was not full, Li gave her another bowl.

"The chef just changed the form of the food. The food itself was given by the goddess, so we should thank the goddess from the bottom of our hearts!"

The nun emphasized her faith, but she ate the noodles no slower than the first time.

"According to your logic, we should thank the farmers and the land."

Li's words caused the nun a lot of trouble. She scratched her head in confusion and was unable to refute directly.

After hesitating for a long time, the nun uttered a terrible word.

"…heresy!"

"No, how can it be heresy! The air, the ocean, the earth, these are all objective existences, they have nothing to do with the gods!"

"The world was created by the Goddess. You, a heretic, actually want to deprive the Goddess of her authority. I will judge you on behalf of the church!"

We were just enjoying our meal of noodles, but it turned out to be a heresy trial.

The nun jumped directly onto the table in the cafeteria, holding the church emblem, and was about to use holy light on Li.

Li was completely dumbfounded. He thought the nun just had some mental problems, but now it seemed that she was a fanatic!

The holy light shone, and the bright light was like a flash bomb, directly illuminating the entire cafeteria.

Some students and teachers who were active in the cafeteria were implicated, and the ground was filled with people rolling around with their eyes covered and wailing.

Li was closest to the nun and his eyes were blinded instantly.

Fortunately, Li is a necromancer who can repair damaged eyesight.

Li felt pain in his eyes. The flash bomb just now killed tens of thousands of his cones!

Li is so angry!

"Well, I worked so hard to make you ramen, but you just shrugged my eyes out. Is this how the temple works?"

"Shut up, heretic! You disturb my mind and are my lifelong enemy!"

After the nun finished speaking, she once again used Holy Light to shine, and the cafeteria exploded again.

The students who were rolling on the ground around them had just opened their eyes with difficulty, but the strong light once again penetrated into their eyeballs through the gaps between their eyes.

"Who threw the flash bomb randomly?!"

"I caught a fish!"

Good job, Holy Temple. You should just punish heretics directly on individuals. What's the point of launching area attacks?

Looking at the diners lying and rolling on the ground around them, veins on Li's forehead bulged.

These people are the gods of wealth and catering. How can you, a nun, bring them down?

Li couldn't bear it anymore, so he decided to take action!

Li grabbed the magic book at his waist and threw it at the nun with the motion of throwing a discus.

The magic book spun, coming into close contact with the nun's forehead.

The nun who was hit on the forehead tilted her head back and stood there motionless.

Li looked at it puzzled for a while.

What's up? Did I lose your battery?

Just as Li was wondering, the nun lost strength in her limbs and collapsed on the dining table.

His head hit the bowl of noodles and the soup splashed all over the nun's face.

At this extremely embarrassing moment, an important person makes a brilliant appearance!

"Who is it! Who is causing trouble in the cafeteria? Have you asked the manager?"