The Low-Key Life of a Necromancer

Suddenly there is a voice speaking in your brain. It feels like you are having a sweet dream and suddenly someone slaps you in the face.

"Ah! Xiaoli, there's something in my head. Come on, get a knife and pry this damn thing out!"

Li was caught off guard and was frightened. He hit his head and grabbed Xiaoli's trouser legs.

"Master, you look so stupid~"

"This is a matter of life and death, how could you...wait a minute, do you know something?!"

Seeing Li crying and holding his head in his hands, Xiaoli was watching the fun leisurely beside him. No matter how dumb Li was, he realized that something was wrong.

Xiao Li nodded and poked Li's head again.

"My wife told me before I came out that the master's promotion ceremony has not been completed yet, right, Master No. 2~"

[Xiao Li is still reliable~]

The voice in his head responded to Xiaoli's statement. Li raised his head in confusion and looked at Xiaoli with an unbelievable expression.

"No, why? I don't even know about this, but you all know it. You are working together to hide it from me alone. How can this be justified?"

Li was so angry that he didn't care about his headache anymore. He jumped up and spoke in the local dialect.

However, Earth Li took this opportunity to take a serious look at Xiaoli.

In the dream, Xiaoli was the most reliable one. Unexpectedly, here, Xiaoli is still the most reliable one.

But how did Xiaoli become a maid? Earth Li was very curious about this.

[Don't be so shocked. I didn't hurt you. Can you be more thoughtful? ]

"Wait a minute, I don't understand. The ascension ceremony was successful, why are you still in my head!"

[Your so-called ascension ceremony was not successful at all. If I hadn't deliberately cut our cognition and memory apart, you would have exploded long ago! ]

What Li from Earth said was not a lie. The Li here did not have a high talent for magic and his mental strength was not strong either.

If it weren't for Earth Li who helped promote the harmonious coexistence of the two, Li would have gone crazy the moment he woke up from his dream.

[The knowledge and values ​​I have in my head are too different from yours. A hasty integration will only drive you crazy. We need some time to slowly understand and accept each other.]

"Ha... It's still like this. Am I lucky or unlucky?"

[Of course you are lucky, this is schizophrenia, super cool~]

"I have two souls stuffed in my body right now. It's so weird."

Lee's understanding of his own state was clearly wrong, and Earth Lee then slapped a bunch of schizophrenic knowledge into Lee's consciousness.

Lee covered his head as he comprehended the unfamiliar knowledge.

The coexistence mode between the two is only temporary, and they will eventually merge completely.

Li was relieved that his body was not possessed by an alien spirit, nor did he really go crazy.

"Come to think of it, you seem to care a lot about that woman over there."

After understanding the existence of Earth Li, the fear in Li's heart disappeared.

Li dusted himself off and stood up, looking at the busy refugee camp in the distance.

Among those people walking back and forth, there was a special woman who caught Li's attention.

Li's eyes were uncontrollably fixed on the woman named Theresa, unable to move away for a long time.

"That Teresa is kind of pretty, like the goddess in the mural, but you can't always stare at people, right?"

[What do you know? I'm looking at my wife.]

In order to make Li understand how special Theresa is to him, Earth Li took another photo of memories related to Theresa.

Of course, in order to avoid destroying Li's cognition, Li on Earth hid the content about the temple and saints.

In the memories that Earth Li inserted into him, Li felt Theresa's tenderness, sweetness, and the beauty of the full moon.

Gradually, Li started to drool.

"Is Theresa so hot?"

[Hey, I let you feel the emotions between us, why are you paying attention to me? ]

"Ahem~ Anyway, we need to confirm whether Theresa over there is the person in our memory, right?"

[Hmm... do you have a solution? ]

"Why don't you just ask directly? This little thing is a piece of cake for me. I am a recognized expert in picking up girls!"

Li originally didn't care who Theresa was, but with the extra memories, when Li looked at Theresa again, there were more complicated emotions in his eyes.

If Theresa was also reborn, would she be waiting to recognize me?

Li walked towards Theresa, and the closer he got to the busy figure, the heavier his steps became.

If she is, how should I react?

What if she is not...

"Sorry to bother you, have we met somewhere before?"

Theresa was busy directing people to move things, and when she looked up she saw the nervous Li.

Li Zheng scratched his hair with his hands to ease his embarrassment. His pants were covered in dust, as if he had just rolled on the ground.

Li's current image is not very attractive to girls.

"Master Weiser, we just met two days ago, when I went to your house to discuss aid supplies."

"Ah, you've been to my house? Why don't I remember it?"

"You ran out like the wind and whistled at me. It was very ungraceful."

It sounded like something he would do, and Lee suddenly felt even more embarrassed.

"That's true, really..."

"Master Wei Ze, I have heard about you. You are always passionate about beautiful girls, but your passion only lasts for a short time."

It’s over, my reputation has been damaged!

Li originally wanted to leave a good impression on Theresa so that he could ask her some more private questions.

But now, Theresa's reaction made Li a little overwhelmed.

"Don't worry, Master Wei Ze, I agree, but you have to promise me one thing too."

"Ah? Promise what? Why did you agree to it?"

Li was confused, but saw Theresa put forward her request without any hesitation.

"As long as Master Weiser can find a way to get enough food for the refugee camp to survive the winter, I will leave it to you."

What Theresa said was very serious, but there was not much expression on her face.

It seemed as if exchanging herself for food was a very good deal for Theresa.

Li was stunned by Theresa. He didn't expect that he just came over to chat, but it turned out to be an incomprehensible transaction.

Just when Li was planning to fool around and then get away with it, Li found that he suddenly lost control of his body.

Li was controlled, and his uncontrollable mouth made sounds on its own.

"Okay, I promise, Theresa."

[It's another me! How did you do it? Didn't you say you wouldn't interfere with my life? ]

After a short period of control, Li found that he could control his body again. He immediately waved his arms and slapped himself twice with loud slaps.

"If I let you occupy me, I'll beat you to death!"

Opposite Li, Theresa's originally calm face immediately showed a look of horror.

"It turns out that the young master of the Weize family is a lunatic!"