After being hit in the face by the system, I swapped bodies with Zhongli

The little golden cube was silent for a moment, then said with realization: "...The people in your world have very strange habits."

Yuan Zhuoyue, who was standing in front of a bus stop, looking at the route map and trying to find a place to visit, asked, "What's strange?"

The little golden cube raised its voice slightly, sounding very surprised: "How is this not strange? You actually like Morax without clothes?"

He seemed very confused about this: "Wouldn't it be weird to draw a naked body of the opposite sex on a pillow and then put it in your bed?"

Yuan Zhuoyue: "..."

Why does this sound weird? It seems like something is wrong?

But she still wanted to explain: "In our country, the goods that can be traded normally should not be as large-scale as you said. Under normal circumstances, the private parts of people will not be exposed. There will probably be a bath towel or some other pattern as a cover."

The little golden cube was visibly relieved, but still muttered, "But this is still weird... People like this should be rare, right?"

"Strange? It's okay... I respect other people's interests and hobbies that do not violate public order and morality." Yuan Zhuoyue thought for a moment and then said, "However, I have seen it on several shopping platforms before... The sales volume is quite good. It shouldn't be a small amount, right?"

The small golden cube shook slightly, as if nodding to show understanding, and then suddenly froze, as if it discovered something wrong.

He suddenly let out a scream: "No... Why do you know all this?!"

"Well, this..." Yuan Zhuoyue replied calmly, as if he didn't care: "I was curious some time ago, so I checked it on several shopping apps... and I have a pillow with the image of a young master in my room for reference."

The small golden cube flickered slightly, as if doubting its own ears, and asked in disbelief: "What did you just say was in your room??!"

Yuan Zhuoyue was calm and composed, and even his tone did not fluctuate much as he replied: "Sir, I am the executive officer of the Winter Fatui, and the pillow of Tartaglia and Ajax."

"Oh my God!" The little golden cube screamed again: "Why is there such a strange thing in your room?!!"

The tone sounded extremely excited, as if deeply stimulated, but the excited tone dropped in an instant: "No... I didn't see it when I went to your room before?"

Hmm, so... you went to my room?

"Oh." Yuan Zhuoyue was looking at the route map and replied perfunctorily, "I put it in a vacuum bag, pumped out the air, and stuffed it in the cabinet. So, you can't see it."

She was caught by the Nursing Department because of work reasons and was going to be sent to the capital to study.

She had thought it through at the time. She wanted to take her annual leave after completing her studies and have a good time in the capital with her friends. She had even planned her travel route.

But in the end, this study opportunity was cancelled due to some force majeure.

But now it seems quite a coincidence that the place where she is now is in the same urban area as the convention and exhibition center where she needed to go to study at that time.

From this location, it's not too far from the Ming Tombs... Should we go there to have a look? But there should be a ticket, right?

Yuan Zhuoyue couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

As for the current situation, a penny can make a hero fall... She is not Zhongli, who can keep the account at the Wangsheng Hall when she does not have enough funds.

As the saying goes, without money you can't go anywhere.

Now she can't even travel leisurely in the world, let alone travel cheaply in the world.

Now that she is penniless and has no relevant documents to prove her identity, no one will hire her if she wants to find a proper job, such as serving dishes or washing dishes.

Although Yuan Zhuoyue was not particularly rich in the past, he had never suffered from being poor.

But now she has to experience the pain of being without money.

However... with the body she is using now, she won't be in much pain.

Based on her own experience so far, the words "sleeping in the open" would at most make her understand what it feels like to sleep on the streets.

As for Fengfan?

She hasn't eaten or drunk anything since last night, so let's see if she feels hungry or thirsty.

Therefore, it can be indirectly proved that diet is not indispensable to the body he is currently using, but it is a necessary physiological need for humans.

This is also a good thing for her, as it can save her a lot of trouble.

Yuan Zhuoyue, who was in deep thought, suddenly felt a very bright golden light suddenly appear in front of his eyes.

It was the little golden cube that had almost stuck to her face at some point.

Then the little golden cube made a very serious voice: "...Do you like Tartaglia?"

Yuan Zhuoyue just felt a little puzzled, and replied calmly: "Not annoying."

"It's over!" The little golden cube wailed again: "I don't hate it, I just like it!"

Yuan Zhuoyue: "..."

She raised her hand and picked up the small golden cube that was floating in front of her eyes, and then in her heart she once again gave up her chance to travel.

I just walked along the street in one direction and started a journey of going wherever I wanted.

"What kind of mess did you see? Did it damage your brain?" She pinched the small golden cube with her knuckles and tightened them slightly: "Not hating it just means that I don't have any bad feelings towards it, but it can't be equated with the love you mentioned... Do you understand now?"

Feeling that its body was about to fall apart, the little golden cube returned to its previous state of following its heart, and kept agreeing, "I understand, I understand! Ouch... Be gentle, I'm about to break apart!"

After hearing this, Yuan Zhuoyue loosened his grip a little and began to explain: "...The pillow does not belong to me. I am just keeping it for the time being."

The golden cube held in the man's hand had now realized that Yuan Zhuoyue's previous behavior was too calm, which was completely different from his previous confusing and aggressive appearance, so he was confused and let down his guard.

I almost forgot, Yuan Zhuoyue is mentally ill!

Now, in order to avoid giving the other party any negative stimulation with his words, the little golden cube didn't care whether he believed it or not, but chose to agree without hesitation: "Ah, right, right!"

Yuan Zhuoyue: “……?”

She paused slightly, not knowing what this crazy, glowing little golden cube was doing.

Still he continued: "That pillow belongs to Lin Ze'an."

The little golden figure replied without hesitation: "Yes, yes, yes."

The gentle and warm expression on Yuan Zhuoyue's face gradually faded, and a hint of scrutiny appeared in those sharp golden eyes.

Looking at the small golden cube with such eyes, he felt a little creepy. After a moment, he heard the owner of these golden eyes.

In a low and gentle voice without any anger, he said softly: "Are you... just trying to fool me?"

The little golden cube immediately retorted: "No, no!"

"I just, I just..." But he hesitated for a long time before finally saying, "I am happy to listen to your voice... I am just afraid that my excessive words will disturb your desire to talk. It will affect your desire to share with me the story behind this pillow!"

The last few words were spoken in a serious and powerful manner.

Yuan Zhuoyue: "..."

She had no sense of the art of speaking.

I just feel that, with such hard praise, doesn't this guy who calls himself the "system" feel embarrassed?

Or is he also practicing that as long as I don’t feel embarrassed, it is other people’s theories that are embarrassing?