After a long time, when the sweat on my body was almost dry, the pain finally went away.

Thinking of his miserable appearance just now, he punched the painful spot twice to vent his anger, and then rolled on the ground a few times in pain.

What am I lacking in?!

This is the most frustrating day. It's just...too many bad things happened today:

If the person you are interested in confesses his or her love to you, but you don’t dare to respond and reject him or her, there is a high probability that you will no longer remain friends.

Bought a lot of salt soaked in rain water!

I went looking for someone to paint my portrait, but I met a guy who was difficult to communicate with and needed to plant flowers.

When I came back from buying food, I spilled the Mora. Although I picked it up, it took me a lot of time.

Today's dessert tasted terrible! Did they put salt instead of sugar?! In order not to waste food, I ate it anyway.

Finally, this is the thing I encountered when writing a book!

Never mind... I'm not that devastated yet.

I sat back down in my chair and found that the ink had leaked... There was an ink-stained hole on the book that I had written many pages on, from the first page to the last page that I hadn't started writing on yet...

Destroy it! Destroy it!

Damn it, why did it leak at this time?! I wrote this manuscript with great difficulty using the most fair handwriting! Do you know how difficult it is for a guy like me who writes so sloppily to write carefully?!

Otherwise, just give this to him directly!

Just think of it as some quirk!

Is that the decision?!

I comforted myself with this thought and felt better, but in the end I still started writing again.

It is a blasphemy to hand over imperfect work.

I have a little bit of obsessive-compulsive disorder. I like to do some random things and try my best to do everything, of course, to the best of my ability.

And every time my defense is broken, I would tell myself that it’s okay, that it’s just a big deal, and then I would subconsciously choose an option that is better than the worst option.

I'm weird, I've always known...

My hands started to feel sore from copying so much and I wanted to shake the pen a few times, but then I remembered that the pen was not very sturdy, so I closed the book and put it a little further away before I started shaking it.

Finally the last word was finished, and today’s workload was barely completed!

I looked at the position of the moon. It's been a long time...

I heard the sound of glass hitting again, so I opened the window. It was a little wind elf holding a small flower.

"Long time no see!" I really don't know how the wind elf makes sounds, it's so magical, "I went to ask the bird, and the bird told me to ask the god of wisdom. I went to ask that god, and the god said that he was powerless, but he asked me to bring this thing back."

Canned knowledge like a seed? It's about that dream, right?

"Thank you, but I don't think I have prepared any return gift of wine..."

"Then what's in the drawer on the left under your cabinet?" There was a special kind of cuteness in the small scenery they looked at each other, and finally they burst out laughing and took out the wine, "Hey!"

"Can gods get drunk?" Do you want to experience what it's like to be drunk? Gods who live as close friends...

“No, even if you don’t use any divine power to drink the alcohol, it will be automatically absorbed by the body…” The god who cannot get drunk is looking for a way to temporarily escape from reality.

"I see..." Suddenly I thought of a fun idea, "I can give you the wine, but you need to carry it back to Fengqidi like this, no cheating, otherwise I won't give it to you."

A wind elf holding a wine bottle bigger than its body returned to the place where the wind started. Just thinking about it makes me feel so cute!

"Oh my god? Will you feel better if I do this? If not, let's go have a drink together!" Did you notice that I was in a bad mood? God is very perceptive...

"I'm afraid you were sent back as a minor. After all, the tavern won't sell alcohol to minors." A cute expression like a slime appeared on the wind elf's face, as if he was a little angry and embarrassed?

"I'm too old to drink alcohol," Not only that, it has existed since the founding of this country, "but that guy insisted that children should not drink alcohol. If you insist on buying alcohol, then I will call those guys from the Knights and take you to jail."

"Indeed, I heard it when I was a child. Those lies to children..." Children don't know what is illegal. They just know that they will be scared when they encounter things that will send them to jail. "Sure enough, I was treated as a cute child... Well, very cute!" It's so sad that he died when he was still a teenager... He gave his life for the dream in his heart. This love will blow to farther places like the wind.

"I want to go to the pub in a different way, but if you can testify, I can definitely go!"

"Are you asking me to give false testimony for you?"

"Eh? I'm much older! What's wrong with that?!"

"I definitely won't be able to drink with you... And the bar I go to most often knows that I only order juice every time... Speaking of which, I really don't like the smell of alcohol. Drunkards hate the smell of alcohol, and I hate the vomit mixed with the smell of alcohol that drunkards vomit. I hate it even more!"

"You seem to hate alcohol... but you can have a few drinks when you want to relax!"

"I don't hate it, I just don't like it very much... I say hate it to express it more directly. What does it feel like to be drunk?" This sentence is true. I have never been drunk before...

"You should ask those drunks who staggered around after drinking and ended up lying at the door all night, catching a cold from the wind." They deliberately made people catch a cold... because having a hangover is not safe at all. If you get sick, you'll remember it a little better.

"I don't like asking them... Talking to a drunk person, no matter how much you say, is like talking to a cow. I've never been drunk, which may make you feel like I'm lying, but I've never experienced the feeling of being drunk. Last time I drank four bottles of wine in a row. Although the alcohol content was not very high, my friend would be drunk after drinking one bottle. I just felt nauseous. I vomited because I ate too much, but my mind was clear. I could walk in a straight line, I had calculation ability, I could understand what was said, and my face didn't even turn red. I just felt nauseous, just like drinking too much water..."

"What an amazing physique! But you can try stronger liquor, maybe it's because the alcohol content is too low?" For example, drink 42 glasses of wine like you did?

"I'll try... Of course, there's nothing worth drinking for right now."

"I thought you were heartbroken, so I came here to comfort you~"

"...I'll go buy some wine, and we'll go have a drink in Fengqidi."

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