Genshin Impact: What should I do if I become my own character? !

When I walked in, I found that it was indeed the innermost part of a teahouse with a stage. Was there a play being watched?

The stage is not that big, probably it is specially prepared for storytellers.

"Mr. Tang!" Before the storyteller officially started, he was tidying up his clothes. He saw Mr. Tang coming down and exchanged a few pleasantries, "Are you finally willing to give me the honor of coming to listen to your story?"

"What are you saying? Whenever I come back to do something, I won't come and listen to you talk about it." They joked with each other like old friends who hadn't seen each other for a long time.

He's a guy who can chat with everyone.

"Hey, who is this?" There was no disrespect in the tone, but rather it was a questioning tone as if one had just seen the person next to him.

"This is the new scholar in the caravan, who is specifically responsible for purchasing elemental materials. You know, those wealthy guys recently always want something that can show their unique status."

"Hello." Just greet softly. There is no need to make enemies with others.

"Mr. Tang, and this lady, you are in for a treat today." The fan in his hand was moved up and down, as if he really wanted to say something fancy. "Guess what's going on today?"

"Listening to the Wind and Rain? It's a good play indeed, but I've heard it before."

"Hey, today's story is something you may not have heard before. Today I'm going to tell you the story of our Rock God!"

Good, good, close to the face and open it wide! Great!

It can be seen that the person who originally wanted to listen had a darkened expression, but it disappeared in an instant: "Oh, this is really unfortunate, I suddenly remembered something else..."

"Ouch..." He took two steps to the side, pretending to sprain his ankle and fall to the ground, "I think I sprained my ankle... The sun is too hot outside, I don't want to walk anymore, and my foot is injured. Let me rest for a while. After all, you won't grow back for the time being, so you're the second person who can take on my job."

OK, OK, I created this character, thank you! Now I can have fun!

"Oh, young lady, there is no clinic here. If it's not serious, sit down for a while and take it easy. Will it get better?"

I could tell that he wanted to glare at me, so I rubbed my ankle gently and pretended to be in pain. It seemed real, so I couldn't say anything more.

"Then listen to this before you leave..."

Sat in a nice spot and someone came to ask if we needed any snacks and tea.

"What do you want, tea made from freshly picked buds?"

"I don't know much about tea, so I'll do as you say. By the way, what snacks do you have?" I wanted to try the current snacks to see if they were different. Well, I just wanted to eat some.

"As for snacks, there are some pastries such as mung bean cake, red bean cake, osmanthus cake, crystal cake, peach cake, almond cake..." The ancient version of the dish names.

"Mung bean cake, maybe?" I haven't tried the latter ones, but I've tried the red bean ones, and they don't taste as good as the mung bean ones. I need to go have lunch later, so I can't eat too much.

"My words are still the same as always, a piece of peach cake."

"Please wait a moment." Interesting. I have never heard of storytelling in my previous life. I wonder what it is like?

People started to arrive around, and when the store was about 70% full, the storyteller walked up. He was still holding a fan in his hand, but he had changed it to another fan to match the story he was telling.

The main colors of this fan are gold and black, giving people a thick yet safe feeling. Perhaps that god is a god that makes people feel safe but a little scared for people today?

(I looked up some information and added some secondary creations, so it can't be considered storytelling.)

"The story I am going to tell comes from the god of our Liyue..." He took a sip of tea, cleared his throat, and began to speak.

"Legend has it that 4000 years ago, the world suddenly changed..."

"There was a mountain that stretched as far as the eye could see. People at that time called it Canglong Peak..."

"Legend has it that the mountain is covered with snow all year round, but at the foot of the mountain the crops are plentiful, as if there is a god secretly protecting this place..."

"Suddenly!" The fan was suddenly blown open, and in an instant, everyone's attention was drawn to it.

"A crack appeared on the mountain... People fled in all directions, but the next moment, a golden light flashed..."

"A golden dragon flew out of the mountain..." he said while making exaggerated gestures, "That's Morax!"

It was a very eye-catching opening statement. The person next to me wanted to pull me away... But the cakes had just arrived! And the mung bean cakes couldn't be stored in that place, they would be easily damaged.

I pulled the hand hard, trying to pull the person away, but I couldn't move him. What a joke! I haven't even had a sip of tea yet, I'm thirsty and hungry, and you want to pull me away?!

"It's pretty good, isn't it, Mr. Tang?" He spoke in a low voice so as not to disturb the storyteller above, but the people around could hear him. "The culture and stories here are very interesting. I like this place very much..."

"It's really good..." He answered himself almost with gritted teeth. If he didn't answer or showed disdain for the guests around him, they would not pay the bill.

I tasted this so-called tea, and it was tender buds. It reminded me of the time long, long ago when I stepped on a tea tree that had just sprouted tender buds. They were so tender and had no taste... but there was a fresh feeling.

I took a sip of the mung bean cake. I had eaten similar cakes in my previous life and they were so choking.

The taste was a little better than I expected, and it was just as choking as I remembered. I took a bite of the pastry and took a sip of tea.

I wasn't listening to the storytelling seriously at all! I can't blame myself for this. I was thirsty, hot, hungry, and tired. Although I just fell, I really sprained my ankle...

The person opposite also began to eat the peach cake slowly and leisurely. This peach cake is good. I want to eat it a little bit...

I finished my cake in just a few bites. There were only four of them in this portion. They were so small, each one was only a little bigger than a thumb. But the pattern on them was very beautiful, made into the shape of tea leaves.

I felt a little sleepy after listening to it. It's normal to feel sleepy when the weather is hot.

While drinking tea, I forced myself to stay awake and listen to the storyteller. As the story progressed, more and more unfamiliar words were used. I could barely describe them, but it was difficult to repeat them.

The story slowly comes to an end. This is the first half, and it’s finally over!

The person on the other side looked like he didn't want to listen at first, but later he listened more and more seriously, and even clapped at the climax of the plot.

Well, I was treated as a joke...

I am not a person who enjoys fun, I just simply like to watch fun. However, this time I did not see the fun I wanted to see.